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October 07, 2010, 03:49:40 PM
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 I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.


African television stations are now showing 'Sponsor an American Child' commercials



I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"


CEO's are now playing miniature golf.


Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.


My ATM gave me an IOU!


A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.


I saw a Mormon polygamist with only one wife.


I bought a toaster oven and my free gift with the purchase was a bank.


If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.


McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.


Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.


Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.


My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!


A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.


Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.


A picture is now only worth 200 words.


They renamed Wall Street "Wal-Mart Street".


When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.


The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.


Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!


And, finally...


I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.
Life is tough, and it is tougher if you are stupid...John Wayne

October 07, 2010, 03:57:25 PM
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I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.


Now that is damned funny SBD...  ;D
♦♦♦ Give me control of a nations money supply, and I care not who makes it’s laws... Mater Amschel Rothschild ♦♦♦

October 07, 2010, 03:57:47 PM
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Wow, this is hilarious! Thanks for sharing.  ;D
"When investing, pessimism is your friend, euphoria the enemy." Warren Buffet.

October 08, 2010, 07:12:22 AM
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The last sentence is the best one ;D
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October 08, 2010, 09:58:52 AM
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Stretcher75


LMFAO!!! Great post

October 10, 2010, 01:58:46 PM
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I can not always offer good stock advice, that is why we have the Doc. but I can offer this bit a sage advice

Do not take a strong laxative and a strong sleep medication the same night :D
Life is tough, and it is tougher if you are stupid...John Wayne

October 10, 2010, 03:33:28 PM
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I can not always offer good stock advice, that is why we have the Doc. but I can offer this bit a sage advice

Do not take a strong laxative and a strong sleep medication the same night :D

LOL ;D , great advice.
Dr PennyStock