Bar's open Ben where are you at????????

[Greg]

Pour me a nice Colddddddddddd Beer and break out the nuts.  I have to go out on the Veranda and smoke a cubano....It's been a long week...

[cyburfer]

   I would like to share an experience with you, about drinking and driving. As you well know, some of us have been known to have had brushes with the authorities on our way home from the odd social session over the years. A couple of nights ago, I was out for a few drinks with some friends at the Marriott Hotel and had a few too many beers and some rather nice red wine.  Knowing full well I may have been slightly over the limit, I did something I've never done before:
   I took a bus home. Sure enough I passed a police road block but as it was a bus, they waved it past. I arrived home safely without incident, which was a real surprise, as I have never driven a bus before and am not sure where I got it.        Cy...

[cyburfer]

 Patrick and Murphy are talking over a pint of Guinness at their local bar.

 Patrick said to Murphy "A strange thing happened at home last night"

 Murphy inquired "And what was that"

 Patrick answered "The wife asked me what I was doing on the computer"

 Murphy - "And what did you tell her"

 Patrick - "I told her I was looking for cheap flights"

 Murphy - "So what did she say about that"

 Patrick - "She said she loved me, threw me on the floor and we had the most amazing sex"

 Murphy - "I'll bet that surprised you Pat"

 Patrick - "That it did Murphy, she's never shown the remotest interest in darts before!!"

                   Cy...