An Investment Alternative!

[Vegas]

REALITY CHECK, INVESTMENT ALTERNATIVE:

If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Airlines stock one year ago, you would have $49 today. If you had purchased $1000 of AIG stock one year ago, you would have $33 today. If you had purchased $1000 of Lehman Brothers stock one year ago, you will have $0 today.

However, if you had purchased $1000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling, you would have received $214 today at redemptions. Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle.  It is called the 401-KEG Plan.

[rlordi20]

LMAO!1! ! Thata hilarious! But sad at the same time.

[Broke]

I'm usually too drunk to remember to save the cans.  I've been throwing away a goldmine.  Just one of the many "investments" I've been losing on

[vanguard223]

I already have a heavy position in recyclibles.

*burp*

 

[Dr PennyStock]

REALITY CHECK, INVESTMENT ALTERNATIVE:

If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Airlines stock one year ago, you would have $49 today. If you had purchased $1000 of AIG stock one year ago, you would have $33 today. If you had purchased $1000 of Lehman Brothers stock one year ago, you will have $0 today.

However, if you had purchased $1000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling, you would have received $214 today at redemptions. Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle.  It is called the 401-KEG Plan.

ROFLMAO, Vegas you are the man 

Just one thing more, this just prove that invest in the stock market is the worst choice.

[Shali]

I buy bottles. Now I'm just a broke lush 

Brilliant analysis