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[softballdaddy]

Those are ten lovely items

Cheers to all ! 

Happy new year , Greg... 

[Dr PennyStock]

  Now i feel as i lose a member of my familly ...  

   

Let's start the 2010 Vintage , Doc , I am again armed heavily and ready for battle!  

See you in the bandwagon for your Challenge ! 
Once again, many  thanks for this friendly site and your continual support !
Cheers ! 

LOL Greg Evans as a member of the family

[Dr PennyStock]

Those are ten lovely items

Cheers to all ! 

Happy new year , Greg... 

Ten huh? or 8 + 2?

[softballdaddy]

I knew i was counting something....MiI miss Oktoberfest

[softballdaddy]

Today I have reached the dudious milestone of 62....one of the younger coaches on our staff asked before school..."Coach Jones, I don't know how you can keep coaching at 62"...I answered that it was a product of poor financial planning and not a bull constitution.

So a round of prune juice for all....

[stretcher25]

Happy B-Day SBD!!! 

[NeHuskerz]

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

Happy Birthday SBD!

[softballdaddy]

thank you one and all   set Of depends for my friends

[van]

Happy B'day SBD...... only as young as you feel........ got me by about 10 yrs  keep on keeping on.

[Dr PennyStock]

Hey, happy birthday SBD, long life my friend 

[jotuk6771]

   Near missed to wish you the best , SBD  !   

Cheers! 

[NeHuskerz]

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, 'When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip.'

So next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm...

Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the following note on the door:

1) Sip the vodka, don't gulp.

2) There are 10 commandments, not 12.

3) There are 12 disciples, not 10.

4) Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.

5) Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass.

6) We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.

7) The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior and the spook.

8)David slew Goliath; he did not kick the shit out of him.

9) When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off his donkey, don't say he was stoned off his ass.

10) We do not refer to the cross as the 'Big T.'

11) When Jesus broke the bread at the last supper he said, 'Take this and eat it for it is my body.' He did not say 'Eat me'.

12) The Virgin Mary is not called 'Mary with the Cherry'.

13) The recommended grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for the grub, Yeah God.

14) Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at St. Peter's not a peter pulling contest at St. Taffy's.

[StockAim]

Im lovin this video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-8PBx7isoM

[Dr PennyStock]

Im lovin this video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-8PBx7isoM

Well done, great creativity.

[StockAim]

Thanks Doc!