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« Reply #960 on: May 15, 2015, 06:51:28 PM »

One day, a very gentle Texas lady was driving across a high bridge in Austin. As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man fixing’ to jump.
(fixin’ in Texas means: has the means or abilities to take action).
She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said, “Please don’t jump, think of your dear mother and father.”
He replied. “My mom and dad are both dead; I’m going to jump."
She said. “Well, think of your sweet wife and precious children.”
He replied, “I’m not married and I don’t have any kids.”
She said, “Well, then you just remember the Alamo.”
He replied,” What’s the Alamo?”
She replied “Well. bless your heart! You just go ahead and jump…. you little Yankee Bastard. You’re holding up traffic.
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« Reply #961 on: May 16, 2015, 07:23:38 AM »

Grin still exist this rivality between the North and South on the USA?
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« Reply #962 on: May 18, 2015, 10:41:36 AM »

LOLOL. So true.
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« Reply #963 on: May 18, 2015, 11:04:16 AM »

Grin still exist this rivality between the North and South on the USA?

In a funny way.... Cheesy Grin Cheesy



... A good old Alabama boy won a bass boat in a raffle drawing.

He brought it home and his wife looks at him and says,

"What you gonna do with that?! There ain't no water deep enough to float a boat within 100 miles of here."

He says, "I won it and I'm a-gonna keep it."

His brother came over to visit several days later. He sees
the wife and asks where his brother is.

She says, "He's out there in his bass boat", pointing to the field behind the house.

The brother heads out behind the house and sees his brother in the middle of a big field sitting in a bass boat with a fishing rod in his hand .

He yells out to him, "What are you doin'?"

His brother replies, "I'm fishin'. What does it look like I'm a doin'?"

His brother yells, "It's people like you that give people from Alabama a bad name, makin' everybody think we're stupid. If
I could swim, I'd come out there and whip your ass!"





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« Reply #964 on: June 22, 2015, 02:04:32 PM »

An Irish Priest is Transferred to Iola, Texas
He rose from his bed one morning. It was a fine spring day in his new
West Texas mission parish.
He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the
Beautiful day outside.
He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his Front lawn.
He promptly called the local police station. The conversation went like This:
"Good morning. This is Sergeant Jones. How might I help you?"
"And the best of the day to yourself. This is Father O'Malley at St.
Ann’s Catholic Church.
There's a jackass lying dead in me front lawn and would ye be so kind as
To send a couple o' yer lads to take care of the matter."
Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit and recognizing the
Accent, thought he would have a little fun with the good father, replied,
"Well now Father, it was always my impression that you people took
care Of the last rites!"
There was dead silence on the line for a long moment. Then, Father
O'Malley replied,
"Aye, 'tis certainly true; but we are also obliged to notify the next
of Kin first, which is the reason for me call."
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« Reply #965 on: November 04, 2016, 11:39:35 AM »

Geez, slow now-a-days?
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« Reply #966 on: November 06, 2016, 03:34:35 PM »

Geez, slow now-a-days?

How are you? Long time not seeing you here. Welcome.
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« Reply #967 on: November 07, 2016, 03:37:13 PM »

Doing fine as wine.  Just stopped by the old stomping grounds to see the latest and greatest, but it seems things have slow down here?
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« Reply #968 on: November 08, 2016, 06:01:28 PM »

Doing fine as wine.  Just stopped by the old stomping grounds to see the latest and greatest, but it seems things have slow down here?

A lot, but, with the time, it will be like a few years ago.
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« Reply #969 on: June 12, 2017, 09:52:09 AM »

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary.
His wife was REALLY pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that... goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
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