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Title: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Chris_Ben on March 06, 2008, 04:54:56 PM
What kind of stock traders have a lounge without a martini bar?  Well, I will volunteer to help start it up.  Cant promise I will always be here to serve everyone, but I will do my best.  In case of my absence, anybody, feel free to step behind the bar. 

Rules of the Pennystock Martini Bar:

1.  No age limit - if you can trade and get paid, then you can come sit in the shade.

2.  To be able to order a drink you must have recently traded a stock for a gain, unfortunately I will only allow you to purchase one drink, after that others must purchase drinks for you.  Points added for creatively named drinks.  Feel free to share any specifics of the trade, I suggest possible a buy and sell point. 

3.  No hitting on the opposite sex.  Or the same sex for that matter.  Mild flirting will be accepted.

4.  We have no taxi service, you must call the doc to give you a ride home.   

Please continue to add rules as necessary.  Hopefully we will be able to get together after work for many, many socials. 


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Greg on March 06, 2008, 05:28:30 PM
What kind of stock traders have a lounge without a martini bar?  Well, I will volunteer to help start it up.  Cant promise I will always be here to serve everyone, but I will do my best.  In case of my absence, anybody, feel free to step behind the bar. 

Rules of the Pennystock Martini Bar:

1.  No age limit - if you can trade and get paid, then you can come sit in the shade.

2.  To be able to order a drink you must have recently traded a stock for a gain, unfortunately I will only allow you to purchase one drink, after that others must purchase drinks for you.  Points added for creatively named drinks.  Feel free to share any specifics of the trade, I suggest possible a buy and sell point. 

3.  No hitting on the opposite sex.  Or the same sex for that matter.  Mild flirting will be accepted.

4.  We have no taxi service, you must call the doc to give you a ride home.   

Please continue to add rules as necessary.  Hopefully we will be able to get together after work for many, many socials. 

Like I said on one of my Juni posts.. I'm going to the Casino and drink Manhattans, eat, and entertain myself while loosing money..... Have a good weekend!!!!!!!!!!

Greg


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Chris_Ben on March 07, 2008, 04:53:43 PM
:patientlycleaningbar:


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: tikasingh4 on March 07, 2008, 05:03:10 PM
:patientlycleaningbar:

I AM SO GLAD THE MARKET CLOSED DOWN, I hope and pray that they forget to open it next week. :'(.
Can I get a extra shot!!!


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Dr PennyStock on March 07, 2008, 05:40:08 PM
Can you give me a cold beer please? ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Greg on March 07, 2008, 06:42:09 PM
Well Greetings from the Hotel.  I've been watching the stock / slaughter market... whats with Juni... Oh well, have a drink on me.....

Cheers..........


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Chris_Ben on March 08, 2008, 11:41:47 AM
Can you give me a cold beer please? ;D

After Friday's debacle, drinks are on the house.  Doc, you beer is served.


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: montyguitar on March 10, 2008, 07:28:10 AM
What time does this bar open?  It's 6:26am here and I need a place to sit down to collect my thoughts.  Good Morning Everyone!!!  I'll take a crown and seven with a twist of lime as soon as you get the register open.


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Chris_Ben on March 10, 2008, 07:44:37 AM
What time does this bar open?  It's 6:26am here and I need a place to sit down to collect my thoughts.  Good Morning Everyone!!!  I'll take a crown and seven with a twist of lime as soon as you get the register open.

Boss's father in law died this past weekend.  I think I sit down and have a soco and squirt with you.


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: montyguitar on March 10, 2008, 07:46:52 AM
sorry to hear about the news Chris.   :(


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Chris_Ben on March 10, 2008, 10:08:22 AM
With the way the market is going I may jsut sit in the bar all day.  By the way we have free wifi.

:kicksjukebox:


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Greg on March 10, 2008, 12:05:46 PM
Thinking about boiling up some Crawfish.... Hmmm Tails and beer!!!!



Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: scott on March 10, 2008, 02:17:12 PM
Another slow day - hit me with a gin and tonic


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Chris_Ben on March 10, 2008, 02:19:51 PM
Another slow day - hit me with a gin and tonic

(http://www.nelsondesign.net/permalink/gin_and_tonic-060810.jpg)


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Chris_Ben on March 11, 2008, 07:12:38 AM
Stocked the coolers last night.  Expect a busy day today - I hear JUNI is having a convention and plan on a large dinner crowd!


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: scott on March 11, 2008, 08:52:38 AM
Stocked the coolers last night.  Expect a busy day today - I hear JUNI is having a convention and plan on a large dinner crowd!

Unfortunately, it's at McDonald's  :-\


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Chris_Ben on March 11, 2008, 09:29:54 AM
Sorry, its early here doc, only serving breakfast drinks.  Enjoy a mimosa:

(http://www.drinkswap.com/images/da/mimosa.jpg)


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Dr PennyStock on March 11, 2008, 09:47:03 AM
Thanks Chris_Ben

Very good service ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Greg on March 11, 2008, 04:44:33 PM
It's Manhattan Time!!!!!!!!!


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Chris_Ben on March 11, 2008, 04:46:09 PM
It's Manhattan Time!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.christianbrothersbrandy.com/images/drink_rocks_straight.jpg)

Only the finest


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Greg on March 11, 2008, 04:47:39 PM
Forgot the Cherry.  Make the next one shaken and straight up......LOL + cherry ......

An a dozen oysters Barkeep.....


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Chris_Ben on March 11, 2008, 04:51:13 PM
(http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/25/14/23041425.jpg)

(http://www.chincoteague-island.net/images/seafood/oysters.jpg)


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Greg on March 11, 2008, 05:05:01 PM
Thanks..You don't mind if I tip you 100,000 shares of my proud stock  JUNI....?

PS, you forgot the Crackers and Tabasco Sauce... Oh well I'll leave you 50K shares..



Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Tommy86 on March 11, 2008, 06:28:40 PM
i would like to be welcomed with a cuba libre :)

make it of havana club, coke and just a little lemon


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Chris_Ben on March 12, 2008, 10:16:10 AM
i would like to be welcomed with a cuba libre :)

make it of havana club, coke and just a little lemon

(http://www.bartendernetwork.nl/cocktailabc/cuba-li.jpg)


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Tommy86 on March 12, 2008, 10:29:35 AM
do you want me to drink in the morning??

ill safe this one for tonight  ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: scott on March 12, 2008, 10:53:06 AM
do you want me to drink in the morning??

Depends on how well your stocks are doing  ;D ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Tommy86 on March 12, 2008, 10:54:34 AM
you are right, it depends on it indeed  ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Greg on March 12, 2008, 04:43:34 PM
Beer and nuts Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Maybe a Mahattan after I quench my thirst.....

Hold the Oysters for now...............


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Dr PennyStock on March 13, 2008, 06:15:08 AM
Beer and nuts Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Maybe a Mahattan after I quench my thirst.....

Hold the Oysters for now...............

A very cold beer and nuts, hmmmmm I love that.


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Greg on March 13, 2008, 04:05:24 PM
Been I need a cold one!!!!!!!!!! and plenty of those finger sandwiches or maybe Buffalo Wings...  I didn't eat lunch.....


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Chris_Ben on March 17, 2008, 07:56:28 AM
Happy St. Patty's day! 


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Greg on March 18, 2008, 04:14:24 PM
OK, definitely Manhattan time.......

Oh Yea, Oysters and crackers with tabasco............

I feel the need .........................


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Tommy86 on March 18, 2008, 04:16:59 PM
greg, may i pick one of your oysters?

for me cuba libre pls  :D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Greg on March 18, 2008, 04:19:08 PM
I have an Idea, let's order two plates............... And I'm down to my next to last cubano romeo and julieta...



Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Tommy86 on March 18, 2008, 04:21:07 PM
"two plates of oysters for the table with the good looking stocktraders sitting at it!"


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Chris_Ben on March 18, 2008, 04:23:22 PM
(http://images.inmagine.com/168nwm/westend61/wse060/wse060007.jpg)  (http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/35/25/23032535.jpg)


(http://www.glacierview.com/WCSmokedsmall.jpg) (http://www.thedrinkshop.com/images/products/main/1605/1605.jpg)


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Greg on March 18, 2008, 04:24:49 PM
Now your talking.... Tommy, ever try a Cuba Libra Espana... light/dark rum, cherry juice, lime and cola....


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Tommy86 on March 18, 2008, 04:24:58 PM
here is your tip:

(http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:GIbGYbw6JL9HYM:http://jonnyengland.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/money.jpg)


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Chris_Ben on March 18, 2008, 04:25:18 PM
Smoked oysters - new recipe.  Let me know how it tastes.


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Tommy86 on March 18, 2008, 04:25:34 PM
Now your talking.... Tommy, ever try a Cuba Libra Espana... light/dark rum, cherry juice, lime and cola....

no but it sounds like i should mix me one right now


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Tommy86 on March 18, 2008, 04:25:55 PM
Smoked oysters - new recipe.  Let me know how it tastes.

wonderful


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Greg on March 18, 2008, 04:28:55 PM
Hey, what's the presciption on the smoked oysters... I take them in the half shell, place some ground up crispy bacon and parmassan cheese (spl?) and place them on the grill...Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Momaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!



Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Chris_Ben on March 18, 2008, 04:29:17 PM
Now your talking.... Tommy, ever try a Cuba Libra Espana... light/dark rum, cherry juice, lime and cola....

no but it sounds like i should mix me one right now

I'm, uhhh, not seeing that one in the cocktail book.


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Chris_Ben on March 18, 2008, 04:30:17 PM
Hey, what's the presciption on the smoked oysters... I take them in the half shell, place some ground up crispy bacon and parmassan cheese (spl?) and place them on the grill...Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Momaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!



I search for them on google.  When I don't do that I just eat them at Hooters.


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Greg on March 18, 2008, 04:32:09 PM
C/B where do you live....??


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Chris_Ben on March 18, 2008, 04:34:11 PM
Michigan.  I have all sorts of salmon recipes!  In fact, here in a couple months I am going on a trip for my 29th bday to go salmon fishing.


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Greg on March 18, 2008, 04:37:02 PM
Didn't know there were any salmon up in the Lakes Region.  I've fished Oregon and Wash. St.... I love salmon...smoked, with eggs, steak style, sandwich, what ever...

if you come south to Louisiana, Oysters are in season right now....



Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Chris_Ben on March 18, 2008, 04:38:47 PM
The great lakes are loaded. 


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Greg on March 18, 2008, 04:40:54 PM
Didn't know that and I lived in Chicago for a year... Well kiss my grits....


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Greg on March 18, 2008, 04:42:05 PM
Drinks

http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink3080.html


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Greg on March 18, 2008, 04:54:18 PM
Any body know what happened to TIKA?  Ladies are welcome here.........we smoke on the Veranda....


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Chris_Ben on March 19, 2008, 07:51:56 AM
So Tommy  - whats the significance of the 86?


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Tommy86 on March 19, 2008, 08:50:56 AM
So Tommy  - whats the significance of the 86?

its my birthyear, 20th of October 1986  :)


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Greg on March 19, 2008, 04:36:30 PM
Make mine a double anything... sure hate drinking alone.........


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Chris_Ben on March 20, 2008, 07:35:55 AM
Dont mind if I do

(http://www.recipetips.com/images/recipe/beverages/bloody_mary_virgin.jpg)

Sorry greg - had to run and get my dog from the vet last night.  I had them take his manly hood away.  Hopefully he will quit trying to pork the neighbors now.


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Greg on March 20, 2008, 10:19:32 AM
Been there - done that!  I had a Blood hound I did that to  after he was in an accident... He still wore out the neighbors dog... LOL

Oh well, Hope we do better today....




Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Greg on March 20, 2008, 04:02:16 PM
C/B..... Lobster for everyone, but make mine oysters Beinville (grilled with Bacon and cheese) and a Tall sort of umbrella drink......Then we'll start steaming clams and have all sorts of dancers dressed and undressed.  I have my BBQ shirt on already......OHhhhhhhhhhhhhh! MOMAAAAAAAAAAA!

Go LONG at the BEACH


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Chris_Ben on March 20, 2008, 04:11:24 PM
Greg, can you start the grill??

(http://www.johnnyjet.com/image/GeorgetteSchooner200729.jpg)


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Greg on March 20, 2008, 04:13:20 PM
Dat's what I'm talkin bout!!!!!!!!!!!! Ces Bon!!!!!

The coals a lit and so am I.................


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Chris_Ben on March 20, 2008, 04:13:20 PM
(http://www.mardigrasoutlet.com/_images/products/hurricane.jpg)


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Greg on March 20, 2008, 04:15:08 PM
I'm having cut and paste problems.  I had a real good one to post, but unable to copy to the board



Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Chris_Ben on March 20, 2008, 04:20:23 PM
The image has to be hosted on its own website like photobucket or google, then you paste the url.  I have several on my computer I'd like to use but cant until I upload them.


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Greg on March 20, 2008, 05:37:02 PM
Oh well, I'm off to get a couple pounds of shrimp to boil and some manhattan juice....

Have a great weekend....



Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Tommy86 on March 20, 2008, 08:07:40 PM
damn now im hungry again!


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Chris_Ben on March 21, 2008, 01:07:45 PM
I'm bored.  Am the only one working for my company today.  Arrrgggh

(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m71/Miss_Entangle/23%20Birthday/DSC00827.jpg)


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Tommy86 on March 21, 2008, 09:04:02 PM
chris, is one of them for me?


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Chris_Ben on March 22, 2008, 02:44:59 PM
Of course!


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Dzielak51 on March 22, 2008, 02:47:19 PM
I'll take a budlight please.  Them people over on Yahoo are pissing me off.


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Chris_Ben on March 22, 2008, 03:11:50 PM
(http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee212/bfelcher/draft-beer-front-view--u17769833.jpg)


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Tommy86 on March 22, 2008, 07:04:43 PM
Of course!

thx, great shot!


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Greg on March 25, 2008, 11:43:37 AM
I feel like having a NOONER.. Anybody up for one....?


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Tommy86 on March 25, 2008, 11:52:39 AM
yeah, bacardi with coke


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Chris_Ben on March 25, 2008, 11:54:53 AM
yeah, bacardi with coke

(http://www.bacardi-pubandbar.co.uk/siteimages/medium/sc-COKE.jpg)


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Tommy86 on March 25, 2008, 11:56:31 AM
wonderful


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Chris_Ben on March 25, 2008, 11:57:14 AM
(http://www.perpetualocean.com/tetherdcow/cowimage/manhattan.jpg)


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Greg on March 25, 2008, 02:35:19 PM
Hmmmmmmm! Just hit the spot.... One more for the road...Two more for the Taxi.......Three more and I'll camp out here....


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Greg on March 26, 2008, 12:43:08 PM
NOONER TIME!!!!!


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Tommy86 on March 26, 2008, 12:43:41 PM
NOONER TIME!!!!!

hit me with my cuba libre!


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Chris_Ben on March 26, 2008, 02:08:19 PM
I think I'll sit down and have one with you if that is ok.

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e5/Cuba_Libre.jpg/800px-Cuba_Libre.jpg)


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Greg on March 26, 2008, 04:16:46 PM
shrimp on the BARBI and a Mahattan in my Hand......OH!!!!!!!!!! Moma!!!!!!!!!!


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Chris_Ben on March 26, 2008, 04:18:22 PM
(http://www.frugalyankee.com/files/P6130119.jpg)

Something for everyone!


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Chris_Ben on March 26, 2008, 04:20:02 PM
(http://www.chirky.com/images/Manhattan.jpg)


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Chris_Ben on March 26, 2008, 04:22:41 PM
My first official day of trading with a full bank roll.  I'm hooked. 


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Greg on March 26, 2008, 04:42:04 PM
burp!!!  Excuse ME

I didn't see any Shrimp on that Tray, but it all tasted good..

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Greg on March 26, 2008, 04:49:32 PM
Cajun Style...........



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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Tommy86 on March 26, 2008, 04:54:19 PM
chris, i enjoyed my cuba libre with you


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Dr PennyStock on March 27, 2008, 05:58:35 AM
 ;D Very good idea this Martini Bar, it gives a touch of class to my forums  ;D, those images are very nice, hummm, that BBQ  ::).


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Greg on March 27, 2008, 03:51:54 PM
FOODS is READY.............

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Dzielak51 on March 27, 2008, 03:56:06 PM
I'll take a tall long island after a down day today.  that'll cheer me up a lil


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Chris_Ben on March 27, 2008, 03:56:57 PM
Good stuff greg.  Here yah go:

(http://www.collegedrinker.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/manhattan.jpg)


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Chris_Ben on March 27, 2008, 03:58:24 PM
(http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/8/8b/150px-Long_Island_Iced_Tea_close.jpg)

Loaded up


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Greg on March 27, 2008, 04:15:15 PM
That will work.......Atke a closer look at the chart and see if you can ID the Balloon after 4 drinks.. Need to let the Bouncer use this at the door.....

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Greg on March 27, 2008, 04:41:36 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDgKLeeEDEI

Hot Tubbing


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Greg on March 27, 2008, 04:46:35 PM
THURSDAY NITE NOW PLAYING IN THE LOUNGE>>>>>

TOM PETTY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i18nSZBgOfs


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Chris_Ben on March 28, 2008, 10:46:32 AM
Yeah, sorry every one about the cover charge last night.  If it makes you feel better we charged Tom the same amount.


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Tommy86 on March 28, 2008, 10:54:48 AM
whos playing tonight?


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Chris_Ben on March 28, 2008, 11:06:34 AM
Tonight we are having college basketball specials.  March madness at its finest. 


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Tommy86 on March 28, 2008, 11:07:41 AM
cool!


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Greg on March 28, 2008, 11:28:29 AM
MARCH MADNESS......................http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxCqt-afml4


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Greg on March 28, 2008, 11:29:47 AM
4 FOR 1 DRINKS.....

ALL THE SHRIMP CHRIS_BEN CAN BUY.....WITH HIS WINNINGS....



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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Chris_Ben on March 28, 2008, 11:45:58 AM
Well, Greg, with the way today is going you may have already fryed up too much shrimp for my winnings to cover!!!  Might have to purchase them on margin!


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Greg on March 28, 2008, 11:47:12 AM
That's OK, we'll run some bets at the door for the game... The fix is in....



Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Chris_Ben on March 28, 2008, 11:48:43 AM
Ha Ha, why not.  Go Michigan State!


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Tommy86 on March 28, 2008, 01:13:22 PM
ehhmmm, am i the only one thinking its NOONER TIME!??

bartender, bacardi cola as always please


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Chris_Ben on March 28, 2008, 01:15:42 PM
(http://www.e-drinks.com.pl/images/drinki/bacardi/cubalibre.jpg)


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Chris_Ben on March 28, 2008, 01:17:39 PM
I'll sit down with you tommy.

(http://www.rammerjammeryellowhammer.com/weblog/archives/southern-comfort.jpg)


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Tommy86 on March 28, 2008, 01:18:32 PM
great, lets enjoy our drinks!


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Greg on March 28, 2008, 01:43:32 PM
My goodness does time fly.....NOONER. Glad you reminded me...

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Chris_Ben on March 28, 2008, 03:10:09 PM
rough day, dont mind if i do.

(http://www.barnonedrinks.com/newsletter/images/crownroyalstretch.jpg)


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Greg on March 28, 2008, 03:22:18 PM
Specials on MOJITOs



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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Chris_Ben on March 28, 2008, 03:24:40 PM
Damn, I just paid $240 for mine.  Seems to be that type of day!


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Greg on March 28, 2008, 03:36:15 PM
for what? The Hooker, drink or Iphone....

Hey if all three, that's a deal...




Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Chris_Ben on March 28, 2008, 03:50:31 PM
The hooker already had an Iphone, but she drank half my majito.  Luckily I was able to borrow her phone to call my wife to say I was staying for another drink.


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Greg on March 28, 2008, 04:39:27 PM
Hey here's a way you can make it up to the wife....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOuI3eVUQY8


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Greg on March 31, 2008, 03:24:23 PM
Free beer today for those who made money with JUNI!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Tommy86 on March 31, 2008, 03:27:20 PM
Free beer today for those who made money with JUNI!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thats me i was shorting it  ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Greg on March 31, 2008, 04:24:36 PM
Take That!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No more beers for you...

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Tommy86 on March 31, 2008, 04:48:45 PM
damnnnnn  ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Chris_Ben on April 01, 2008, 07:54:45 AM
I am officially never going to another Tigers openning day baseball game.  They have now lost 5/5 that I have been to. 


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Greg on April 01, 2008, 12:38:24 PM
NOONER!!!!

Take a break and talk Basket Ball.... LSU ladies in the Final 4....



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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Chris_Ben on April 01, 2008, 12:48:09 PM
In

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Greg on April 01, 2008, 03:53:28 PM
ribs on the menu tonight and all the beer you can drink....

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Chris_Ben on April 01, 2008, 03:54:41 PM
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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Greg on April 01, 2008, 04:02:21 PM
Special on all coconut drinks...



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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Greg on April 01, 2008, 04:12:55 PM
We need Arron.  He has a DJ business in Chi-town.... We need some music....


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Chris_Ben on April 01, 2008, 08:24:30 PM
Great hire.  I like. 


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Dzielak51 on April 01, 2008, 08:54:27 PM
Special on all coconut drinks...



Last time i was at the bahamas, we were on the beach and these guys were selling fresh coconuts and they break them open and fill with straight rum, all you can drink for $10.  Damn did i get drunk.  Almost didnt make it back to the ship.


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Greg on April 02, 2008, 09:40:02 AM
If you ever go to Maui, don't ask for one.. They fill it with thier own jungle juice... If on the beach, you might stay on the beach till the high tide comes in.... I know, it happened to me.... :-\


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Dzielak51 on April 02, 2008, 09:55:29 AM
Lol, ive been to Maui also.  Thats the best island out of all of them in hawaii


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Greg on April 02, 2008, 12:20:44 PM
NOONER>..................

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Chris_Ben on April 03, 2008, 11:49:30 AM
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(http://www.rockfishseafood.com/images/photos/thmb_blackenedCatfish.jpg)

yummy


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Mr. Halsey on April 08, 2008, 04:12:23 PM
Made a nice gain on GRO today...pour me a stiff one


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Greg on April 10, 2008, 09:49:47 AM
What's your poison?


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: armin on April 10, 2008, 12:44:03 PM
thats greg for ya allways at the bar getting wasted.


hey greg i could sure use some of your picks? you seem to be pretty damn good at this game im 20 and your much older than i, you must have more experiance  than me

(man i need to work on my spelling, we need a spell check around here)

waiter can you give a scotch for this young man?


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Greg on April 10, 2008, 01:26:49 PM
retirement is a kudo!  Getting wasted is not.  Not that I'm always drinking.  Age has it's privleges.

Not good to tell and old man he's old... Good way to get carded...Hmmm 20.  Drinking age is 21..

Sorry, no free info....

But here's a Shirley Temple for ya!!!!!!




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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Greg on April 10, 2008, 03:35:45 PM
Beer is Iced down....and Ready

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Tommy86 on April 10, 2008, 04:13:25 PM
in germany you can drink from 18 on... and i think beer with 16  ;D

anyway, im 21 so i can drink everywhere, woohoooo


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Chris_Ben on April 11, 2008, 11:49:04 AM
That cold beer tastes good.  Thanks greg!


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Greg on April 11, 2008, 12:02:30 PM
NOONER...Get the Dogs of the Grill......I believe it's Jeans Friday.  Sounds like a Coconut dring for lunch...

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Greg on April 11, 2008, 02:42:21 PM
well I have to go see the Doctor   C/Ben close it up.....



Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Greg on April 14, 2008, 01:21:20 PM
OK, back to work.  NOONer is over.. Need to set up for Happy Hour....


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: underwaterlogger on April 14, 2008, 02:42:42 PM
Its never to late for some eats.... I will be having poormans Lobster after the way SGN dropped like a hot rock..... :'(


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Chris_Ben on April 14, 2008, 02:58:14 PM
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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: tikasingh4 on April 14, 2008, 03:00:55 PM
Hell after looking at JUNI i'll take some Crack!  Do you serve that?


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Chris_Ben on April 14, 2008, 03:02:56 PM
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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: tikasingh4 on April 14, 2008, 03:05:22 PM
TO FUNNY LOL ;D.


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Greg on April 14, 2008, 04:03:08 PM
DING.................... Happy Hour..............

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: underwaterlogger on April 14, 2008, 04:55:16 PM
Hey belly up boyz Im buyin today. Looks like Im runnin for office. Free drinks for everyone.


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Chris_Ben on April 14, 2008, 04:58:47 PM
in


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Greg on April 14, 2008, 05:07:02 PM
Don't mind if I do....

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Greg on April 15, 2008, 10:52:00 AM
Brunch Anyone?



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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: underwaterlogger on April 15, 2008, 11:03:09 AM
What are ya serving there doc?


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Greg on April 15, 2008, 11:06:13 AM
Oysters on the Half shell with a little Tabasco and ketchup..

Crackers are optional...


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Tommy86 on April 15, 2008, 11:06:56 AM
Brunch Anyone?



thx, i accept


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: underwaterlogger on April 15, 2008, 11:10:20 AM
Sounds tasty. I am impressed that Holiday can cook ;D  You cook , Ill eat..


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Greg on April 15, 2008, 11:11:20 AM
We also have some Black Forest Ham, Coddled eggs, Hoop Cheeze and a Fruit Bar...

Coffee is French Roast and Cafe' Blend..

OJ, and Apple Juice

8 Grain Breads as well as Baggles..with Cream cheese...


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Chris_Ben on April 15, 2008, 11:13:47 AM
Also make a mean eggs benedict

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Greg on April 15, 2008, 11:15:32 AM
Sounds tasty. I am impressed that Holiday can cook ;D  You cook , Ill eat..

Pre Requisite for Living in Louisiana... Most Men Cook.. Jambalaya, Boiled Crawfish, Shrimp, Blackend Redfish, Specs (Trout), Roasted Pig, You name it we cook it.  Even Armadillo...Hmmmm! Good!....
Frog Legs, Stuffed Bell Peppers (shrimp / crab) Gumbos (Chicken, Turkey, Seafood)


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: underwaterlogger on April 15, 2008, 11:16:35 AM
Geez..... Think ill sit here,eat and wait for my pennies to go greennnnnn....


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: tikasingh4 on April 15, 2008, 11:17:38 AM
Chris-Ben,

Are you guy's still holding on to JUNI?


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Chris_Ben on April 15, 2008, 11:19:31 AM
Pretty sure if i get a chance to sell it at .0003, I will.


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar
Post by: Greg on April 15, 2008, 11:19:47 AM
Geez..... Think ill sit here,eat and wait for my pennies to go greennnnnn....

Lite up a Java wafer cigar, sit back and watch the live feed in our WYFI lounge area...


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Chris_Ben on April 15, 2008, 11:21:09 AM
When are the interactive flat screen monitors going to be installed?  I thought I ordered them over 2 weeks ago.


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on April 15, 2008, 11:23:06 AM
Whoops, traded for some 50 year old Scotch.. I'll go down to Best Buy and grab some more...



Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on April 15, 2008, 04:01:46 PM
Bar's OPEN for the Closing BELL and MAD MONEY RECAP on CNBC

Light up..

Cold sandwiches and beer....

Oh Yea, Rednecks take you hats off....




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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: underwaterlogger on April 15, 2008, 04:05:50 PM
Got any cold limoncello?


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Chris_Ben on April 15, 2008, 04:06:51 PM
Do we ever:

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on April 15, 2008, 04:07:37 PM
Got any cold limoncello?

Home Made, I made it myself....Keep it under the counter in the freeze for those Italian Folk....


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Chris_Ben on April 15, 2008, 04:10:23 PM
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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on April 15, 2008, 04:11:02 PM
Got any cold limoncello?

Where did a backwoods dude like you learn about Limoncello?? ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on April 15, 2008, 04:12:15 PM
(http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/recipes/1919011210_shrimp-scampi-recipe.jpg)

Hmmmmmm! Good!!!!!!!!!!!

Can I have some???? Need to Test it... I know how you Yankees are about using enough Seasoning...


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: tikasingh4 on April 15, 2008, 04:13:18 PM
Until I get out of JUNI I still need my crack. I am begging anyone please?  I need to fall a sleep for a month and then wake up to JUNI atleast at 0.0004.


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Chris_Ben on April 15, 2008, 04:13:33 PM
Sure, go ahead, it all came out of a box   :D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on April 15, 2008, 04:13:59 PM
Until I get out of JUNI I still need my crack. I am begging anyone please?  I need to fall a sleep for a month and then wake up to JUNI atleast at 0.0004.



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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Chris_Ben on April 15, 2008, 04:15:13 PM
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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on April 15, 2008, 04:17:09 PM
Some of my 50year old scotch will make you forget...

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: underwaterlogger on April 15, 2008, 04:18:11 PM
Got any cold limoncello?

Where did a backwoods dude like you learn about Limoncello?? ;D


Well I may live in the woods now, but not always. I live up here by choice where I can watch my stocks and the deer at the sametime. Sipping my limoncello.... LoL


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Chris_Ben on April 15, 2008, 04:18:18 PM
I thought you only got 1 bottle??  Holding out on me!!


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on April 15, 2008, 04:19:46 PM
I thought you only got 1 bottle??  Holding out on me!!

2 screens 2 bottles.....


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Chris_Ben on April 15, 2008, 04:38:12 PM
Ahhh, taxes are done.


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on April 15, 2008, 04:40:34 PM
Have one on ME!



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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Chris_Ben on April 15, 2008, 04:43:51 PM
Good thing, cant afford one on my own!!


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on April 15, 2008, 04:51:11 PM
Tika must not like our Crack...


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Chris_Ben on April 15, 2008, 04:53:41 PM
Maybe we should send underwaterlogger over to JUNI.  He sounds like a big guy who demands respect.


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on April 15, 2008, 04:54:32 PM
Nah.... He drinks Limoncello.....


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on April 15, 2008, 04:56:09 PM
Well it appears Tommy and the Doc went to bed early tonight... No party .....Guesss We'll get ready to close...


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Chris_Ben on April 15, 2008, 04:57:38 PM
Nah.... He drinks Limoncello.....

Exactly - cause he knows no one will mess with him.


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on April 15, 2008, 05:01:06 PM
Nah.... He drinks Limoncello.....

Exactly - cause he knows no one will mess with him.

He doen't know us very well do he..... ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Tommy86 on April 16, 2008, 10:40:52 AM
Well it appears Tommy and the Doc went to bed early tonight... No party .....Guesss We'll get ready to close...

haha, you know we are 6hours later than you guys here. so when markets close it is 10pm here so we normally disappear soon after close ;)
thats the reason i love to join your nooner cause this is a normal time for us here  ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on April 16, 2008, 10:58:19 AM
2 for 1 drinks at the NOONER today...Sports illustrated Beach show...



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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: underwaterlogger on April 16, 2008, 01:57:11 PM

Just got back from talkin with those juni boys. Gave them some limocello. They argeed to raise there stock prices!  ;) I think its just milk and cookies now for a couple days. Am I to late for lunch? Its a good day today..







Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on April 16, 2008, 02:23:36 PM
Limoncello in freezer.. Help yourself til I get back... Remember it's homemade... Might be a little to much for the beaver.... ;D

Oh bye the way... cut off some of that water up there.  We're at 40' here at BR and to crest at 42'..



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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: underwaterlogger on April 16, 2008, 02:34:08 PM
The snow has been meltin like crazy up here. Ill talk to the beavers and have then throw some more sticks and mud on the dam.

 I knew I could count on you for some more ice cold limoncello  ;D Not to mention the good eatz!


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on April 16, 2008, 02:38:24 PM
10-4

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on April 16, 2008, 03:56:08 PM
OK Bars open, hang hats at the door, smokin out back buy the 55 gal. burn drum....

Limoncello the drink of the night...



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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on April 16, 2008, 04:00:27 PM
All the moderators are at a HUMP day party somewhere, but not here... I'll need to get on their ass....

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Tommy86 on April 16, 2008, 04:01:39 PM
ok guys, im gettin crazy here! what is:

#1 Limoncello ??
#2 10-4 ??


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: armin on April 16, 2008, 04:03:16 PM
its my first time here is this place handdicapped accesiable?


if so, i'll have some chicken wings, and make that spicy.


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on April 16, 2008, 04:05:37 PM
How could I forget...........

buffalos for everyone...ON the House....

Just buy plenty of Beer...

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: underwaterlogger on April 16, 2008, 04:07:43 PM
Hey all have some Buffalos.....an of coarse Some ice cold limoncello.....


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on April 16, 2008, 04:08:58 PM
ok guys, im gettin crazy here! what is:

#1 Limoncello ??
#2 10-4 ??

Where have you guys been dude... Logger Head, Armin and I have been holding the board up... ???

Limoncello is a strong Italian Wussy drink... Tastes like lemon pie in a bottle of ever clear...

10-4 means OK or I agree... Radio talk...I'm a HAM operator also





Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: underwaterlogger on April 16, 2008, 04:11:58 PM
Hey Doc dont get testy.... You need a shot of Jd that will fix you up...


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Tommy86 on April 16, 2008, 04:12:36 PM
thx for that answer greg :D

ok, its 10.15pm here so hit me with my bacardi cola and.... shrimps?


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on April 16, 2008, 04:16:28 PM
Here

Out of Cola... How about 7-up



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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on April 16, 2008, 04:17:28 PM
Hey Doc dont get testy.... You need a shot of Jd that will fix you up...

Gentleman Jack..Please or Makers Mark


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: underwaterlogger on April 16, 2008, 04:18:39 PM
Hey doc,I sa the smoke from your burn barrel comin in. Whats up,you slumin again?  Do you got an yellow tail?


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Tommy86 on April 16, 2008, 04:20:06 PM
thx greg, lovin it!


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on April 16, 2008, 04:22:43 PM
Hey doc,I sa the smoke from your burn barrel comin in. Whats up,you slumin again?  Do you got an yellow tail?

figure while I'm burning trash I'd smoke you some sausage....May be some German Sausage..


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: underwaterlogger on April 16, 2008, 04:23:24 PM
Where is benny , he must be trying to still figure out my river  quest. ;)

Toast to ya Holiday and the rest..... Ill buy the next round. Occx was kind to me today.....


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on April 16, 2008, 04:24:46 PM
You didn't send Benny on a Wild ride to find some relative bearing grease did you.. ;D

OCCX kind of sucked today... IMO... Kind, ?


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: underwaterlogger on April 16, 2008, 04:29:51 PM


figure while I'm burning trash I'd smoke you some sausage....May be some German Sausage..
[/quote]

gebratten  How about the yellow tail  rotwein


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: underwaterlogger on April 16, 2008, 04:33:00 PM
Bennys makin money settin bear traps.... I bought occx in the dip this mourning and had it sold in a half hour. Easy money.


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on April 16, 2008, 04:33:12 PM


figure while I'm burning trash I'd smoke you some sausage....May be some German Sausage..

gebratten  How about the yellow tail  rotwein
[/quote] ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on April 17, 2008, 12:19:03 PM
NOONER--

Grab one while their cold..

Free Sandwiches....

NO LimonCello... Making another Batch..

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: tikasingh4 on April 17, 2008, 12:46:25 PM
After seeing juni I need 10 shots of voda straight up no ice and on the side can I order a bucket of Crack?


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on April 17, 2008, 01:03:03 PM
WE aims to please. I feal the Hurt Darling...  Have all you want , but no CRACK..

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: tikasingh4 on April 17, 2008, 01:06:42 PM
WE aims to please. I feal the Hurt Darling...  Have all you want , but no CRACK..

Find then do you have a bottle of bleach, or maybe rat posion?


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on April 17, 2008, 01:08:32 PM
I still have my ITLV I'll trade you...

Or some of my home made Limoncello, but don't tell loggerhead..


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: tikasingh4 on April 17, 2008, 03:06:33 PM
I am here, is my rat posion ready, cody wanna take a shot with me?


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on April 17, 2008, 03:21:21 PM
No but I got some of this...

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on April 17, 2008, 04:05:04 PM
Party favor out and the greeting line is formed for MS and MR JUNI



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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: tikasingh4 on April 17, 2008, 04:12:16 PM
Party favor out and the greeting line is formed for MS and MR JUNI


Guest of honor is here!


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on April 17, 2008, 04:13:45 PM
Where's the worst halve at ....

Your Carriage awaits...

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: tikasingh4 on April 17, 2008, 04:16:24 PM
Where's the worst halve at ....

Your Carriage awaits...
I need to wait for Mr.Cody!


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on April 17, 2008, 04:26:50 PM
Better, I slaved over the Grill all afternoon now I'm mourning the loss of Armin while drinking my manhattan over the burn Barrell / Grill out back....
 :'(


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: tikasingh4 on April 17, 2008, 04:34:06 PM
Better, I slaved over the Grill all afternoon now I'm mourning the loss of Armin while drinking my manhattan over the burn Barrell / Grill out back....
 :'(

Greg:

what did Armin do so bad? I know he was very pushy but was he making some commets that were uncalled for? You don't have to repeat it but I just can't figure out what happened? Not that it's important or anything.


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on April 17, 2008, 04:43:05 PM
Not really aclemated to the environment I guess.


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: underwaterlogger on April 17, 2008, 04:55:28 PM
Boy am I late for lunch, had to actually work for a living today.... Is the bar still open. Looking for my limoncello, scrap that give me a Guiness.... ???


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on April 17, 2008, 05:10:21 PM
Bubba, we had all kinds of things happen today.... Armin-Banned for life, Cody and Tika elected MR and MS JUNI, and I had to hide the limoncello...

Fresh batch in the freexer...


Have a wing or two , we're having a reception for the lucky couple... ;D


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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Tommy86 on April 17, 2008, 05:13:31 PM
greg, i spend half the trading day sleeping (and remember its afternoon here when trading starts) and the other half chilling, so tired today  ;D
tomorrow i will have more time for the markets since i dont have to go to college tomorrow so i can sleep looooong, eat lunch and watch the start of trading

hit me with some ribs!


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: underwaterlogger on April 17, 2008, 05:14:02 PM
Gone for one day and look what happens.... Geez. Glad your still willing to serve , Im hot, tired,hungary and thirsty. Thanks for keeping her open.  :D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on April 17, 2008, 05:15:25 PM
Here go Tommy.....

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on April 17, 2008, 05:16:53 PM
Logger. close up when you want... I need to go and eat some real people food...

maybe a Manhattan or two...


Nite..



Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: underwaterlogger on April 17, 2008, 05:17:15 PM
Tommy where do  you go to school?


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Tommy86 on April 17, 2008, 05:18:01 PM
Tommy where do  you go to school?

Frankfurt University, Germany


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: underwaterlogger on April 17, 2008, 05:18:18 PM
Ok 10-4 Gregor...... Enjoy ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Tommy86 on April 17, 2008, 05:18:26 PM
Here go Tommy.....

thx greg  ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: underwaterlogger on April 17, 2008, 05:21:49 PM
Tommy where do  you go to school?

Frankfurt University, Germany

Classes taught in German or English


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: underwaterlogger on April 17, 2008, 05:32:45 PM
Auf Wiedersehen     


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Tommy86 on April 17, 2008, 06:30:35 PM
Tommy where do  you go to school?

Frankfurt University, Germany

Classes taught in German or English

in german

auf wiedersehen  ;)


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on April 18, 2008, 11:44:45 AM
Wow I'm a hero.... I think I'll have an early one... ;D

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Tommy86 on April 18, 2008, 12:17:25 PM
you deseve it greg!

all drinks tonight are on the Dr PennyStock team because we got our first Hero Member (500 Posts)!!!

send me the bill later!


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on April 18, 2008, 12:20:49 PM
That include food too...

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Tommy86 on April 18, 2008, 12:30:06 PM
That include food too...

of course


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on April 18, 2008, 02:44:17 PM
you deseve it greg!

all drinks tonight are on the Dr PennyStock team because we got our first Hero Member (500 Posts)!!!

send me the bill later!

I prefer Naval Rankings...ENsign, Lt, CMDR, CAPT, ADMIRAL.....Admiral being 500


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: underwaterlogger on April 18, 2008, 02:49:55 PM
Congrats to Admiral Holiday ;D Any scuttlebut in the lounge on a good last buy for the day? Lookin for  one more good one before I hit the limoncello..he he


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on April 18, 2008, 02:55:28 PM
PWLK

He's a sip of limoncello...


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on April 18, 2008, 03:49:38 PM
HAPPY HOUR

Logger, got any dried Beaver or PIKE....


Some of those finger sausages..

finger sandwiches

finger wings

and Wendy's Chillie Fingers

Hmmmmmmm! GooooooooD!


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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: underwaterlogger on April 18, 2008, 03:54:27 PM
Ok Doc ready for my limoncello. bought a touch of that pinkie and its up 33% on me already. Im buyin.... Let me know if you want to carry some of my homemade wine. Its not your boring typical stuff. Well making my stir-fry tonight. Im puttin beaver fingers in my stir frye.... Ill give you a batch if you like......


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: underwaterlogger on April 18, 2008, 03:59:30 PM
One more Limoncello and its off to the wine room. ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on April 18, 2008, 04:01:36 PM
turtle soap for me, caught one last night..


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on April 18, 2008, 05:18:41 PM
OK boys and girls- the creeks are arising and this has to be last call..

Everyone have a good weekend...



Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Chris_Ben on April 22, 2008, 08:31:20 AM
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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: underwaterlogger on April 22, 2008, 08:58:04 AM
Hey dont mind if I do. Black coffee :D to start the day ! Thanks Benny..........


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: underwaterlogger on April 22, 2008, 12:46:33 PM
Ill have a burger fries and the cheapest beer you got....  ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: tikasingh4 on April 22, 2008, 12:47:46 PM
Where's Greg? have not heard from him in a while.


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Chris_Ben on April 22, 2008, 01:01:54 PM
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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: hangin1 on April 22, 2008, 01:04:31 PM
Here you go:

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: underwaterlogger on April 22, 2008, 01:20:58 PM
Hey Benny Im not quite at the happy meal yet. Mabe those juni guys though ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: underwaterlogger on April 22, 2008, 01:22:21 PM
Hey Thanks Hangman, That looks tasty..... the tap beer will definately rejuvenate me.....  :D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Chris_Ben on April 22, 2008, 01:33:05 PM
Hey Benny Im not quite at the happy meal yet. Mabe those juni guys though ;D

Thought I'd try!!


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on April 22, 2008, 02:17:51 PM
Where's Greg? have not heard from him in a while.

Hey Tika,, I've been playing with the Nurse at the Doctors office.. Yesterday and this morning...
But all is well...I'm back...Thanks

Thanks C/B for fronting the bar...

 ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Chris_Ben on April 22, 2008, 02:19:40 PM
People dont like my food as well as yours  :-[


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on April 22, 2008, 02:35:41 PM
People dont like my food as well as yours  :-[

You can get Burgers anywhere...But where are you going to get good home cooking and BBQ thats' cooked over a slow burning tire..... ;D

Better than Hickory...


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: tikasingh4 on April 22, 2008, 03:01:42 PM
Where's Greg? have not heard from him in a while.

Hey Tika,, I've been playing with the Nurse at the Doctors office.. Yesterday and this morning...
But all is well...I'm back...Thanks

Thanks C/B for fronting the bar...

Good to hear from you. Hope all is good.



 ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: underwaterlogger on April 22, 2008, 03:15:52 PM


You can get Burgers anywhere...But where are you going to get good home cooking and BBQ thats' cooked over a slow burning tire..... ;D

Better than Hickory...

This is true its all in the way it is cooked!  Hope things are well with you Doc..  Looks like I might be able to drink limoncello today.. Had a few that just went green   ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on April 22, 2008, 03:36:45 PM
I had some of my homemade last night while swatting mosquitos..
Made some Cherry Bounce... It will not be ready for awhile... I have to field test it..

Also have some Strawberry wine fermenting...


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: underwaterlogger on April 22, 2008, 03:47:27 PM
I had some of my homemade last night while swatting mosquitos..
Made some Cherry Bounce... It will not be ready for awhile... I have to field test it..

Also have some Strawberry wine fermenting...

Hey I know about them #$% mosquitoes. To bad we cant bottle them and sell them to the Chinese. What is in your Cherry bounce?  Strawberry sounds pretty good. Just talked to a freind of mine who made some crab apple , I havn't taste tested yet but sounds good..... 


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on April 22, 2008, 04:03:33 PM
I had some of my homemade last night while swatting mosquitos..
Made some Cherry Bounce... It will not be ready for awhile... I have to field test it..

Also have some Strawberry wine fermenting...

Hey I know about them #$% mosquitoes. To bad we cant bottle them and sell them to the Chinese. What is in your Cherry bounce?  Strawberry sounds pretty good. Just talked to a freind of mine who made some crab apple , I havn't taste tested yet but sounds good..... 

2 cups fresh cherries, washed and dried
1/3 cup granulated sugar
peel of 1 lemon
3 cups bourbon (or enough to cover)

Use a quart or jar if you can
Don't mash the cherries
put all in the jar
seal the lid
gentle shake
Place in a window for couple of weeks of sun
then place in a closet (cool) for a week or two.

gental shake the last couple of days..
Watch for fermentation (pressure build UP) we're not making wine here..



Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on April 22, 2008, 04:05:48 PM
BARS OPEN

Belly up........ ;D



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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Tommy86 on April 22, 2008, 04:06:35 PM
mmmmhhhhmmm looks so tasty!


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: underwaterlogger on April 22, 2008, 04:09:15 PM
That seems like it would be tasty .. Cherry bounce.    Thanks for the recipe  ;D   Well give ill have a Limoncello this afternoon.  :D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Tommy86 on April 22, 2008, 04:21:21 PM
hey guys, have a nice evening all, im off to bed, 10.20pm here and damn tired!

good night!


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on April 22, 2008, 04:22:59 PM
hey guys, have a nice evening all, im off to bed, 10.20pm here and damn tired!

good night!

thanks and good night..


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: underwaterlogger on April 22, 2008, 04:31:43 PM
hey guys, have a nice evening all, im off to bed, 10.20pm here and damn tired!

good night!

Gute Nacht


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Chris_Ben on April 23, 2008, 09:05:27 AM
How about one last round!!

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Tommy86 on April 23, 2008, 10:50:27 AM
HIT ME WITH MY CUBA LIBRE


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on April 23, 2008, 11:19:01 AM
Have one on me!!!

While I sip on a Manhattan.. Kind of early ,but oh well..

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Tommy86 on April 23, 2008, 11:21:15 AM
thx, im enjoying it  ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on April 23, 2008, 03:53:01 PM
OK, we have to get rid of everything...


All drinks on the house...

Logger head, you get the burn barrel and any left over limoncello..

I get the bourbon


All eats are free... and Tika is going to dance for us.....

We even have a ship Cake to eat....

Thanks for C/B and me to all our customers...






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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on April 23, 2008, 05:28:33 PM
well I guess I'm drinking by myself... Good night all and good luck...

The gambler

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on April 29, 2008, 03:55:24 PM
Well, after being closed due to Management Problems, we may open under a new Name
"THE BURN BARREL GRILL" 


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Dzielak51 on April 29, 2008, 03:58:20 PM
lol well since im the first customer can i get a Rum Runner on the house?


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on April 29, 2008, 04:04:17 PM
The Bar is open....At the Bell.....

CRYING IN YOUR DRINKS WILL NOT BE TOLERATED..

IF YOU OWN JUNIE STOCK, NO CREDIT...




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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: underwaterlogger on April 29, 2008, 04:10:05 PM
Well at  least you said Junie and not vdti......He eh  ;D  Ill take some wings and a good german beer . Oberdorferweist(?) ;)


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on April 29, 2008, 04:11:44 PM
Well at  least you said Junie and not vdti......He eh  ;D  Ill take some wings and a good german beer . Oberdorferweist(?) ;)

that dude made his money back shorting VDTI about 6 times today...

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: underwaterlogger on April 29, 2008, 04:16:37 PM
I know I saw that as well. Probably had to pay for those sparkly earings on his college girl. I still think the little piker sold at .57.

guzzle guzzle burp .....Good beer and eats doc :D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on April 29, 2008, 04:20:50 PM
The tight wade didn't want to spend more than 2K...

Have some pizza...

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Tommy86 on April 29, 2008, 04:33:36 PM
ok guys, i read so much about it but have never seen it or drank it... so please:

one limoncello for me!


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on April 29, 2008, 04:36:52 PM
Have one on me and Logger........

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Tommy86 on April 29, 2008, 04:39:24 PM
thx, unfortunately it doesnt taste as good as expected  ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on April 29, 2008, 04:40:21 PM
http://www.whc.net/rjones/limoncello.html


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Dzielak51 on April 29, 2008, 04:51:28 PM
The tight wade didn't want to spend more than 2K...

Have some pizza...

the golden boy is saying INIX is going to .20


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on April 29, 2008, 04:55:08 PM
We'll see, I have 10K... if not, and VDTI is still bouncing, I may move to make some plays there...


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on April 30, 2008, 03:54:36 PM
Shrimps and brews on , Oh yea ribs and buffalos

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: underwaterlogger on April 30, 2008, 04:14:14 PM
Hey Doc, ill have a ice cold limoncello and some shrimp Please........ Got a eat quick before the rascals come.........   ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on April 30, 2008, 04:20:42 PM
Here you go, don't hit them Beavers.....We're not out of the woods yet, down here....

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: underwaterlogger on April 30, 2008, 06:07:27 PM
Thanks Doc, Food looks great. I gotm started. Beavers will have them work overtime. They better not cut another  tree down off the course though...Or we may be eatin beaver stew. ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on May 01, 2008, 03:59:43 PM
The Bar is open..



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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on May 02, 2008, 03:57:59 PM
BAR is OPEN

Entertainment is;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWLpbcgc814


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: hangin1 on May 02, 2008, 04:14:54 PM
Entertainment sounds good! Keep the jack and cokes coming and I have brought some food everyone is welcome to have some.



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Hope everyone has a great weekend!!


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on May 02, 2008, 04:22:22 PM
Hmmmmmmmmm! a person after my own stomach....

I'll have some..

Have a good dry weekend...



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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: underwaterlogger on May 02, 2008, 04:23:59 PM
Looks like doc dosnt have to cook over the barrel in back today. Good entertainment good food and ice cold limoncello........  ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on May 02, 2008, 04:31:20 PM
The wet wood smoke is burning my eyes.  I'm glad someone brought something in...

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Tommy86 on May 02, 2008, 05:40:43 PM
nice weekend to all, enjoying my limoncello here


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: underwaterlogger on May 02, 2008, 05:48:25 PM
Doc is going to have to double his order from Italy for limoncello.....  ;D

Have a good weekend Tommy....


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on May 05, 2008, 04:15:55 PM
NOPE, only Homemade Limoncello here and cherry bounce...

Bars OPEN

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Tommy86 on May 05, 2008, 04:29:05 PM
mhmmm, tasty limoncello for me!


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Tommy86 on May 06, 2008, 11:43:10 AM
is it limoncellotime already?


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on May 06, 2008, 12:10:06 PM
LoggerHead and you are strange..Germans liking Limoncello....


Dogs and Beer for Me...


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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Tommy86 on May 06, 2008, 12:44:39 PM
i have never drunk limoncello but i seem to like it virtually :D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: underwaterlogger on May 06, 2008, 01:24:32 PM
LoggerHead and you are strange..Germans liking Limoncello....


Dogs and Beer for Me...


Hey cant help it if I am a coniseur....  ;D Just appreciate the odd and unique tastes in life.

So before I go watch the boys hit beavers I better have a limoncello....  ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on May 06, 2008, 01:29:14 PM
LoggerHead and you are strange..Germans liking Limoncello....


Dogs and Beer for Me...

Want so Turtle Soap.... OH MOMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Hey cant help it if I am a coniseur....  ;D Just appreciate the odd and unique tastes in life.

So before I go watch the boys hit beavers I better have a limoncello....  ;D


Want some Turtle Soup.....OH Mamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: underwaterlogger on May 06, 2008, 02:26:00 PM
o yaaaaaaaaaaa! Never had some I bet it is tasty!


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on May 06, 2008, 02:48:42 PM
Yep, you back from smacking those Beav ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: underwaterlogger on May 06, 2008, 02:54:22 PM
Havnt left yet. Soon I leave and I am going to wear a  helmet today.  ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on May 06, 2008, 04:04:58 PM
Bar is open Boys and Girls...

good eats...

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Dzielak51 on May 06, 2008, 04:22:41 PM
Set me up with your famous Limencello


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on May 06, 2008, 04:30:21 PM
GOOD eats :http://www.reelaffair.com/recipes.asp

He's some of Logger head's

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: hangin1 on May 07, 2008, 04:33:54 AM
thats some fine food you offered up greg. what more can one guy ask for in a day. I mean good eats, good drinks and good friends makes for a perfect day. Good luck in all your investments guys. on a side note what is this limencello I been hearing about for days???


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: underwaterlogger on May 07, 2008, 08:23:42 AM
limoncello is one of the  finest classist afterdinner or  victory drinks you can have . Made from the freshest of lemons in Itlay. Doc makes me a special homemade batch here at the bar though. I have to admit his is the best. He makes an awsome Cherry bounce to. ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Tommy86 on May 07, 2008, 08:31:57 AM
thats some fine food you offered up greg. what more can one guy ask for in a day. I mean good eats, good drinks and good friends makes for a perfect day. Good luck in all your investments guys. on a side note what is this limencello I been hearing about for days???

haha, i asked the same question some days ago, no idea but i like the name, limoncello...  ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on May 08, 2008, 04:22:08 PM
OK Bar is open

BEER!!!!!

OYSTERS on the HALF SHELL and a little TABASCO

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on May 13, 2008, 09:29:04 AM
COFFEE and DONUTS for today...



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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on May 13, 2008, 01:35:29 PM
Hey Logger, need some Brandy after hitting those frozen Golf balls...


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: underwaterlogger on May 15, 2008, 12:51:56 AM
Make that 2 hot brandys...... Plus some of those lobsters you got down there. ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on May 15, 2008, 02:09:34 PM
crawfish and beer not brandy.. don't care how cold it is...doesn't go together..


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: underwaterlogger on May 16, 2008, 09:39:13 AM
thanks for settin me straight
Doc. ;D  How about a capichinno before I go watch the beavers with cleavers. ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on May 16, 2008, 10:24:16 AM
doc's got the fake bar image full.  I need him to clean it out to serve you....


Don't cleave them beavers... ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on May 16, 2008, 03:59:10 PM
BAR is open, FAKE food and DRINKS Today.... Tommy, need to clear the photo folder out a little or expand it... ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on May 16, 2008, 05:13:30 PM
Closing the Bar. Logger....leaving   a bottle of limoncello on the front porch...

Have a good weekend ALL ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Tommy86 on May 17, 2008, 08:14:37 AM
=)

have a nice weekend all!

greg, if your having issues with the photofolder etc please hit the one and only doc with it, he takes care of the server


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on May 19, 2008, 04:19:22 PM
Time for a LATE Nooner... ;D

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on May 20, 2008, 04:49:11 PM
I need a Manhattan after today...

And maybe some oysters...

How about it tommy, want one of those Cuba libre's

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on May 20, 2008, 05:43:06 PM
I have to go and boil some Crawfish..... ;D

See you guys later...


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Tommy86 on May 20, 2008, 05:46:31 PM
thanks for that cuba libre, enjoyed it!

"one beer for my buddy greg! i copied his pick so i owe him..."

ok, im off to sleep, bye!


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on May 21, 2008, 12:51:30 PM
OK , Nooner time... ;D

Beer, dogs, wings

OH Yea, for the guys in Europe... Supper time...

Have some Ribs...

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on May 21, 2008, 03:57:56 PM
BAR is OPEN

Any one want a drink....

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Mr. Halsey on May 21, 2008, 04:37:30 PM
a double jack & coke please


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on May 21, 2008, 04:46:22 PM
 ;D

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: tikasingh4 on May 21, 2008, 04:52:04 PM
Hey Greg,

I knew I would find you here!


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on May 21, 2008, 05:02:39 PM
 ;D

Have some oysters..

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: boomer on May 22, 2008, 10:16:35 AM
I need a beer or two, should have sold my bcon yesterday >:( I am in, in the .9's so I am ok guess I'll hold a while longer. :-\


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on May 22, 2008, 10:28:40 AM
too Early for Beer.  How about a Donut...and coffee ;D




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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: boomer on May 22, 2008, 10:31:42 AM
I'd love a donut and some coffee, but if you would be so kind as to  put a little kaluia  (dyslexic) in it? ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: boomer on May 22, 2008, 12:21:49 PM
Can I have that beer yet? The computer sold my ebof at 0.024 while I was flying back to OK to visit. and I am still holding bcon.  :'(


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on May 22, 2008, 12:30:40 PM
Have one a cold one and some trimings

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Mr. Halsey on May 22, 2008, 02:04:40 PM
boring day.... lets drink


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on May 22, 2008, 02:05:49 PM
 ;D

Post NOONER...

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on May 23, 2008, 04:05:16 PM
Well Boys and Girls, Have a good Holiday weekend.

Don't drink and drive, boat and drive, or burn the meat..LOL


Greg

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on May 28, 2008, 10:39:16 AM
This morning is rocking.

Coffee and donuts anyone.... ;D

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Tommy86 on May 28, 2008, 03:55:50 PM
my TRA calls are doing gooooood.

bacardi for me!!


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on May 28, 2008, 04:08:43 PM
I'm pooped... I need one also... ;D


Have some wings...

Wonder where Logger head has been.  I've been keeping his limoncello in the freezer....



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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Tommy86 on May 29, 2008, 08:03:43 AM
that was a niiiiiiiiicccccceeee meal greg!


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on June 02, 2008, 03:54:19 PM
Lining up the shots if anyone is interested..... ::)

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Mr. Halsey on June 02, 2008, 05:20:21 PM
1 bourbon , 1 scotch, 1 beer.. please  :)


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on June 03, 2008, 10:08:12 AM
Sorry Mr. H.. I hope someone took care of you yesterday... I had honey doos...

How about a coffee and pastery this morning...

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Mr. Halsey on June 03, 2008, 10:12:36 AM
is that diet coffee?
lol
 ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on June 03, 2008, 11:42:39 AM
Nope, DCFF sells light bulbs ;D

Not decaf either... Full strength, grow hair coffee from Louisiana...maybe a little chickory ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Mr. Halsey on June 03, 2008, 01:53:08 PM
how bout a round of mind erasers for the mid afternoon crew


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on June 03, 2008, 01:55:01 PM
I'm already erased... ;D

Help yourself...

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Mr. Halsey on June 03, 2008, 02:26:23 PM
thats some spicy wings.. Louisiana special sauce?


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on June 03, 2008, 02:42:06 PM
A little extra Tony's seasoning with a touch of some Hiberno..../ Louisianana Hot sauce. ;D

I can switch the dip to some Ranch Dressing... It helps put out the fire..


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on June 03, 2008, 03:59:51 PM
EOD drinks 2 for 1, ladies nite....they drink free....



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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Eric on June 03, 2008, 04:05:30 PM
Jeopardy.

Answer: Ladies Night, 2-for-1 drink specials.

Question: How to get men to dress in drag?


 ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on June 03, 2008, 04:38:59 PM
 ;D

Like I said, You can have free drinks too....

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on June 05, 2008, 03:23:35 PM
OK, BAR is open.  ON DOC and ME.....GRDB is buying......




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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Mr. Halsey on June 05, 2008, 03:27:40 PM
dont mind if i do   ;D ;D ;D

thanks yall!


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on June 05, 2008, 03:29:05 PM
ANY TIME BIG BOY!

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Mr. Halsey on June 05, 2008, 03:55:38 PM
such a good bartender

wheres the tip jar?


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on June 05, 2008, 03:58:43 PM
 ::)

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Mr. Halsey on June 06, 2008, 01:10:08 PM
need a quick beer... im swapped at work today... programming stuff for citi mortgage.


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on June 06, 2008, 01:22:53 PM
 ;D  HICE AND ICY

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Mr. Halsey on June 06, 2008, 05:32:28 PM
its 5 o clock somewhere.
 ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on June 10, 2008, 03:52:55 PM
COLD ones READY.

Wings on the bar and ribs on the Grill....

Even some freezer stored Limoncello for Tommy and Logger head...(If he's back from Vacation Golf Yet)

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: CB on June 10, 2008, 04:28:04 PM
Greg, my man, you got some new pictures!  Still serving up that spicy cajun shrimp??  or are you just sticking with the oysters?


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on June 10, 2008, 04:34:21 PM
HERE YOU GO CB, where have you been..

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: CB on June 10, 2008, 04:36:59 PM
I had to go on hiatus for a while.  Being new to the game I completely submerged myself and it literally began to consume my life.  Had to take a few steps back.  So when the doc decided to shut down the forums I walked away for a little while.  When I came back my username was buried and it just took me a little while to man up and reregister.  Thanks for the grub!

Translation:  the wife wasnt happy.


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on June 10, 2008, 04:41:14 PM
No problem. Need help with the BAR anyway. Been swamped...

Yah, Doc wanted to shut it down, but we conviced him to keep it running awhile.. Been a lot of traffic on it though.. A lot of the old ones still here...Tommy, DZ, Mr. Halsey and so on...

Good to here from you. Yes, I know all about stepping back, but I've learned to control impulse buying and that's helped a lot.. Really got into this T/A stuff. 

Have my share of winners and loosers though.....LOL...

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Mr. Halsey on June 11, 2008, 02:53:18 PM
the doc says i shouldnt drink anymore....


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on June 11, 2008, 03:08:25 PM
the doc says i shouldnt drink anymore....


Have a Shirley Temple and some Wings....


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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: boomer on June 12, 2008, 02:09:37 PM
Bar Keep you got any Red stripe? Need a good beer over here ;D  and maybe some lunch


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on June 12, 2008, 02:17:54 PM
Bar Keep you got any Red stripe? Need a good beer over here ;D  and maybe some lunch

We have a lot of anything you want....

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on June 12, 2008, 05:18:20 PM
Well I'm having a Martini and going out for Mexican tonight for some Margaritassssssss



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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: boomer on June 13, 2008, 02:15:13 PM
Oh Man what a night, I just woke up! Good thing most of my stocks are sideways today  ;D Anyways do We have any coffee or should I walk down to the corner


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on June 13, 2008, 02:27:37 PM
Coffee is fresh.. I live on coffee.. ;D

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on June 13, 2008, 04:10:26 PM
Everyone have a great weekend...


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Mr. Halsey on June 16, 2008, 08:56:16 PM
in FL...enjoying the nice weather....stocks on a limit sell.... load me up greggers


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on June 17, 2008, 09:32:50 AM
Have an umbrella drink for the beach Mr. H...

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on June 17, 2008, 03:56:49 PM
OK Boy's a girls, wings and drinks are out....Open Bar..

BBQ on the 55 gallon drum out back....



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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on June 17, 2008, 04:16:42 PM
Eric the Terrible only eats red meat and other small dogs.... ;D

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Richmm63 on June 17, 2008, 05:08:36 PM
Okay Greg, wheres the crawfish???? ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on June 18, 2008, 10:08:17 AM
Okay Greg, wheres the crawfish???? ;D

boiling some up this afternoon.  I'll save you some... ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on June 18, 2008, 01:12:10 PM
The Morning was going so good, and now I need a Drink...LOL

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on June 18, 2008, 04:04:49 PM
Bar OPEN, boiled Crawfish and Beer....

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Cody Kemper on June 18, 2008, 05:25:35 PM
A double shot of Gin and Sprite please and some wings, can I also order 2 valiums on the side.


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Richmm63 on June 18, 2008, 06:16:22 PM
Crawfish and ice cold beer....good combo    ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on June 19, 2008, 04:53:23 PM
I need a Drink and then I must go watch LSU beat North Carolina in Base Ball...At Omaha...



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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Vegas on June 19, 2008, 05:12:18 PM
Eric the Terrible only eats red meat and other small dogs.... ;D

My cat says that Eric is a pussy................................................ cat...

(http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o109/Dpat17/killer_cat.gif)



Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on June 19, 2008, 05:17:13 PM
Eric the Terrible only eats red meat and other small dogs.... ;D

My cat says that Eric is a pussy................................................ cat...

(http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o109/Dpat17/killer_cat.gif)



Eric's Mom says this...LOL

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: boomer on June 20, 2008, 01:44:58 PM
COFFEE and more COFFEE  :-\


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on June 20, 2008, 02:46:19 PM
 ;D

Coffee and some Hair of the Dog...LOL

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on June 23, 2008, 12:48:09 AM
Can't Sleep, MIDRATS anybody... :o


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: boomer on June 23, 2008, 02:31:18 PM
morning got any Coffee (and I know you do)  ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on June 23, 2008, 03:32:00 PM
Kind of late , but here's a fresh cup or cups in you case ;D

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Richmm63 on June 24, 2008, 05:24:21 PM
Wheres the cold beer Greg??  I need a few to try and get back on track, all my picks are in the toilet ..    :D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on June 25, 2008, 10:31:58 AM
Wheres the cold beer Greg??  I need a few to try and get back on track, all my picks are in the toilet ..    :D

Sorry I missed you yesterday..Painting a room...LOL

But I will set up the Bar before close today....


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: boomer on June 25, 2008, 02:57:49 PM
Bar keep slide a cold one over this way  ;D  (and none of that cheep crap)


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on June 25, 2008, 03:02:38 PM
OK ;D

Hey Doc, you may want on too...

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on June 25, 2008, 04:22:11 PM
OK, Bar is now open with finger food....

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Cecil on June 26, 2008, 06:50:53 AM
mmm lol

You guys make me laugh.  :D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Mr. Halsey on June 26, 2008, 08:21:59 AM
do you guys drink 'Red Eyes' in Baton Rouge?


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on June 26, 2008, 05:02:56 PM
do you guys drink 'Red Eyes' in Baton Rouge?

with or without the egg... I got some good yard eggs I've been aging awhile.... ;D

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on June 27, 2008, 04:32:18 PM
Belly up and have one for the Weekend..
Just grilled ribs over the 55 gal drum in the back..

ignor the burnt tire taste.. Use some Tabasco....



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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Richmm63 on June 27, 2008, 05:13:09 PM
I like the looks of those shrimp!! I have lots of tabasco for the ribs..  now pass one of those nice cold beers....   ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Richmm63 on June 30, 2008, 06:55:10 AM
How about some coffee this morning Greg?  I would like some of the Community Coffee that I can only find in Louisiana..   ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on June 30, 2008, 11:08:13 AM
 ;D

Just brewed a pot in my office..Have some and a  Pastry......



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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Mr. Halsey on June 30, 2008, 01:48:03 PM
hey bartender...how bout a round for the crew


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on June 30, 2008, 02:32:34 PM
 ;D

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: CB on June 30, 2008, 04:05:06 PM
Sweet, my barstool is still here!


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on June 30, 2008, 04:29:35 PM
Sweet, my barstool is still here!

How about some Crawlfish.....

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: boomer on June 30, 2008, 04:32:24 PM
Crawlfish..... That Crawlfish is alright (the tails anyways)  but I'm not much of a head sucker you got any crab legs and catfish  ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on June 30, 2008, 04:56:59 PM
Crawlfish..... That Crawlfish is alright (the tails anyways)  but I'm not much of a head sucker you got any crab legs and catfish  ;D
;D  We am to please you High ROllers.....

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Mr. Halsey on June 30, 2008, 05:24:02 PM
Ive always call'm craw-dads....but they are gooooood



Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Richmm63 on June 30, 2008, 05:38:25 PM
I am inpressed Greg, you seem to have a little of everything here...  But, please keep plenty of Bud Lites in stock.   ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: boomer on June 30, 2008, 06:16:30 PM
Crawlfish..... That Crawlfish is alright (the tails anyways)  but I'm not much of a head sucker you got any crab legs and catfish  ;D
;D  We am to please you High ROllers.....

Thats what I like to here you just keep it up! (and some turf to boot  ;D  )

Ive always call'm craw-dads....but they are gooooood



You and everybody else thats not from / living in Louisiana. They kinda have there own language down there  :)


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on June 30, 2008, 11:45:14 PM
Crawlfish..... That Crawlfish is alright (the tails anyways)  but I'm not much of a head sucker you got any crab legs and catfish  ;D
;D  We am to please you High ROllers.....

Thats what I like to here you just keep it up! (and some turf to boot  ;D  )

Ive always call'm craw-dads....but they are gooooood



You and everybody else thats not from / living in Louisiana. They kinda have there own language down there  :)

Hey watch out Cher'... That's what I say-dem mud bugs are gooooooooooooooooooood.....


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on July 01, 2008, 09:19:09 AM
OK Coffee and Donuts to get us Going...
Doc, I'll Throw in a Beer for you since it's afternoon there....LOL

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on July 02, 2008, 01:11:16 PM
I need a mid day cold one...Anybody else.... ;)

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Richmm63 on July 02, 2008, 01:27:54 PM
Being as I have the day off, I will have one or two or three...etc   ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Richmm63 on July 02, 2008, 04:02:28 PM
After this day I think I need a few beers......   ???


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on July 02, 2008, 04:10:39 PM
After this day I think I need a few beers......   ???

You and me both, but I'm hitting the hard stuff and lighting a fire in the 55gal BBQ pit for some ribs

Have a wing while we wait...



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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Richmm63 on July 02, 2008, 04:15:29 PM
Beer and wings!  I am all in for that....   ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on July 03, 2008, 01:28:10 PM
Everyone in the US have a good 4th.  For our Canadian and German friends, Have a good and safe weekend...

Here's a round from me....

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Eric on July 03, 2008, 01:32:21 PM
Greg, I was listing my truck for sale the other day and I saw this guy. He's in Baton Rouge as well. Neighbor?

http://forums.4wheeloffroad.com/70/6829720/4x4-trucks-for-sale/78-chevy-k-10-for-sell-or-trade/index.html

My truck is the below link for anyone interested.  ;D

http://forums.4wheeloffroad.com/70/6827105/4x4-trucks-for-sale/77-chevy-stepside-1-ton-running-gear-400ci-small/index.html


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on July 03, 2008, 01:48:32 PM
Greg, I was listing my truck for sale the other day and I saw this guy. He's in Baton Rouge as well. Neighbor?

http://forums.4wheeloffroad.com/70/6829720/4x4-trucks-for-sale/78-chevy-k-10-for-sell-or-trade/index.html

My truck is the below link for anyone interested.  ;D

http://forums.4wheeloffroad.com/70/6827105/4x4-trucks-for-sale/77-chevy-stepside-1-ton-running-gear-400ci-small/index.html

Seems a local number..My son belongs to a 4X4 club here in BR..You may find this guy listed here also..

Link:    http://www.la4x4.com/home.htm


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Eric on July 03, 2008, 02:10:38 PM
Right on, thanks Greg.
One more venue to list my truck.  ;)


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Dr PennyStock on July 03, 2008, 04:50:19 PM
Everyone in the US have a good 4th.  For our Canadian and German friends, Have a good and safe weekend...

Here's a round from me....

Thanks Greg, a good 4th for you and all Americans, and good weekend for all the others.

Thanks for the round, a frozen beer for me  ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on July 07, 2008, 04:14:43 PM
OK drinks and finger food up...Frozen Beer for Doc... ;D

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Richmm63 on July 07, 2008, 04:27:12 PM
After this day that Jack looks pretty good..    :-\


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on July 07, 2008, 04:30:42 PM
After this day that Jack looks pretty good..    :-\

Have some shrimp too....

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Richmm63 on July 07, 2008, 04:36:42 PM
just pass the whole pan over...   ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on July 08, 2008, 01:42:00 PM
Man, I'm red alway across my screen today... I need a Shot of Jack Black... :-[

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: KC on July 08, 2008, 06:12:16 PM
Brutal day for me too across the board.  I hope tomorrow is better.  :-[


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on July 09, 2008, 10:38:22 AM
 ;D

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Richmm63 on July 09, 2008, 10:54:35 AM
Now thats the good coffee.."Community"    ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on July 09, 2008, 10:56:17 AM
Now thats the good coffee.."Community"    ;D

I'm drinking some now... You should order you some. If they don't sell it, Let me know and I'll send you some..


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Richmm63 on July 09, 2008, 11:26:08 AM
I have a good supply.  My family in Golden Meadow keeps in good supply..  ;D  But thank you for the offer Greg


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on July 09, 2008, 12:10:53 PM
I have a good supply.  My family in Golden Meadow keeps in good supply..  ;D  But thank you for the offer Greg

Was down there last weekend fishing around Fouchon...


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Richmm63 on July 09, 2008, 12:56:24 PM
Last time I was there I rode down to the port and it has grown like crazy since I lived there.


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: nealio on July 09, 2008, 03:22:35 PM
Today my accounts value is 50% of what is was yesterday...this is horrible. :(


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on July 09, 2008, 03:31:25 PM
Today my accounts value is 50% of what is was yesterday...this is horrible. :(

WEll since your in the BAR. Have a cold one...
 ;D

OH, NO CRYING IN ONE'S BEER HERE>>>>>> :'(


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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Richmm63 on July 09, 2008, 03:38:17 PM
hope you got a good supply of those cold ones   ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on July 09, 2008, 04:21:54 PM
hope you got a good supply of those cold ones   ;D

Yep

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on July 10, 2008, 11:27:41 AM
OK coffee and Donuts for you North Americans

And a cold one for you Euro guys...

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on July 10, 2008, 04:20:04 PM
OK bar's open




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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Mr. Halsey on July 10, 2008, 04:29:46 PM
tuff day...crank up the music and throw me a brew


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on July 10, 2008, 04:36:21 PM
tuff day...crank up the music and throw me a brew

sit back and listen and enjoy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58CJih1iYC0


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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Mr. Halsey on July 10, 2008, 04:39:40 PM
next tune is on me
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISmgOrhELXs&feature=related


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Richmm63 on July 11, 2008, 04:39:30 PM
I think I will have a few cold ones as I wind down my week off........   ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: boomer on July 11, 2008, 04:50:13 PM
Lets kick this weekend off with a lesser known classic

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1400068412819051558&q=have+a+beer+with+fear&ei=xMZ3SJXxD4jkqgPToMCLCw&hl=en


did mention I'm an old school punk ?  ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on July 11, 2008, 04:53:01 PM
Lets kick this weekend off with a lesser known classic

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1400068412819051558&q=have+a+beer+with+fear&ei=xMZ3SJXxD4jkqgPToMCLCw&hl=en


did mention I'm an old school punk ?  ;D
;D

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Richmm63 on July 11, 2008, 04:56:34 PM
Oh yea, crawfish and beer, and did I say beer???    ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on July 16, 2008, 12:21:20 PM
Lunch , NOONER OR IN GERM. Supper...LOL



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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Richmm63 on July 16, 2008, 01:30:27 PM
Got any hot sauce for the oysters????     ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: boomer on July 16, 2008, 01:44:01 PM
Bar keep, Beer me  ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on July 16, 2008, 01:52:18 PM
Bar keep, Beer me  ;D

 ;D

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on July 17, 2008, 04:17:17 PM
OK all you QMNM guys can  have a beer to cry over now...LOl ;D

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: boomer on July 17, 2008, 04:27:08 PM
 :'(


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: boomer on July 18, 2008, 02:41:56 PM
here's a fiver for the juke box  ;D

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5522722155609022860&q=men+on+treadmills&ei=qOCASJ7DHoSGqwPvysz4DQ&hl=en

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szhJzX0UgDM&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XO5R_OSZvoc&feature=related

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1671146029577283632&q=talking+heads&ei=auOASOy4KKDAqwOs4O2ZBQ&hl=en

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3780684348948478208&q=iggy+pop&ei=wOOASOGzG5OGqgOJz_TCAQ&hl=en


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on July 18, 2008, 03:11:26 PM
here's a fiver for the juke box  ;D

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5522722155609022860&q=men+on+treadmills&ei=qOCASJ7DHoSGqwPvysz4DQ&hl=en

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szhJzX0UgDM&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XO5R_OSZvoc&feature=related

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1671146029577283632&q=talking+heads&ei=auOASOy4KKDAqwOs4O2ZBQ&hl=en

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3780684348948478208&q=iggy+pop&ei=wOOASOGzG5OGqgOJz_TCAQ&hl=en

Want to dance Big Boy.... :o

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: boomer on July 18, 2008, 03:38:01 PM


Want to dance Big Boy.... :o

Sorry buddy I have a 5 drink min. before I start dancing with drag queens  ;)


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Mr. Halsey on July 18, 2008, 03:44:30 PM
only 5?

I bet they think your a cheap date!
LOL  :D ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: boomer on July 18, 2008, 03:49:28 PM
only 5?

I bet they think your a cheap date!
LOL  :D ;D

 ::)  Oh thats just for a dance the price goes up from there  lol


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on July 18, 2008, 04:13:40 PM
Everyone have a good weekend...See you all on Monday if not sooner here..


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: jotuk6771 on July 18, 2008, 04:15:25 PM
 :) Good week-end to everybody!!! Cheers!!!!


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Richmm63 on July 18, 2008, 07:19:25 PM
Have a good weekend everyone, I think I will knock down a few beers......    ;D  ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: jotuk6771 on July 21, 2008, 07:46:40 AM
End of the week-end!!!

(http://gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2007/11/contestentry.jpg)


I wish the best to everybody for this new week!  ;)


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Mr. Halsey on July 21, 2008, 08:28:35 AM
very niiiice.


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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Cody Kemper on July 21, 2008, 11:51:18 AM
Help bartender cure me of my hangover. Im never drinking passionfruit vodka again in my life I feel like   SH!T Thank God my stocks are up. My head and stomach hurt.


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on July 21, 2008, 11:56:18 AM
Help bartender cure me of my hangover. Im never drinking passionfruit vodka again in my life I feel like   SH!T Thank God my stocks are up. My head and stomach hurt.
;D

When you go out and Hoot with the Owls, you have to expect to scream with the eagles the next day...LOL

have a Bloody Mary with extra bitters...

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Cody Kemper on July 21, 2008, 12:34:00 PM
Thanks but Im still young and a picky eater and drinker and hate vegetables. HAHAHA can I have a mimosa instead. Would it be a Virgin Bloody Mary or a Bloody Virgin Mary. Bet that might piss off some Catholics but its ok cause Im Catholic. HAHAHA :D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on July 22, 2008, 12:31:11 PM
Here's some beers for all you guys in red to cry over today...LOL




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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Mr. Halsey on July 22, 2008, 12:36:56 PM
theres a tear in my beer....


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on July 23, 2008, 05:10:11 PM
Vittles up...

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: johndoe on July 23, 2008, 06:48:31 PM
nice


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Cody Kemper on July 23, 2008, 07:37:44 PM
Do you have any tofu burgers or vegan food please. :D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Mr. Halsey on July 25, 2008, 12:26:27 PM
lunch time...


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: boomer on July 25, 2008, 12:32:54 PM
lunch time...

it's only 9:30 here but I'll take something from south of the boarder  ;)



Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on July 25, 2008, 01:17:04 PM
lunch time...

it's only 9:30 here but I'll take something from south of the boarder  ;)


;D

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Richmm63 on July 25, 2008, 05:29:06 PM
Beers on me today..... pass a few around Greg..   ;D  ;D  ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: jotuk6771 on July 25, 2008, 05:43:48 PM
Beers on me today..... pass a few around Greg..   ;D  ;D  ;D

Thanks for the beer Rich  ;D


(http://images.google.fr/imgres?imgurl=http://philbarfly.free.fr/DOWNLOAD/GringeBeer.jpg&imgrefurl=http://philbarfly.free.fr/FRANCAIS/presentation.htm&h=920&w=596&sz=215&hl=fr&start=9&tbnid=SWfszL3_qxGyRM:&tbnh=147&tbnw=95&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dbeer%26gbv%3D2%26hl%3Dfr)


Rich , THE PICK HUNTER!


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: jotuk6771 on July 25, 2008, 05:45:02 PM
Beers on me today..... pass a few around Greg..   ;D  ;D  ;D

Thanks for the beer Rich  ;D


(http://images.google.fr/imgres?imgurl=http://philbarfly.free.fr/DOWNLOAD/GringeBeer.jpg&imgrefurl=http://philbarfly.free.fr/FRANCAIS/presentation.htm&h=920&w=596&sz=215&hl=fr&start=9&tbnid=SWfszL3_qxGyRM:&tbnh=147&tbnw=95&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dbeer%26gbv%3D2%26hl%3Dfr)

(http://images.google.fr/imgres?imgurl=http://philbarfly.free.fr/DOWNLOAD/GringeBeer.jpg&imgrefurl=http://philbarfly.free.fr/FRANCAIS/presentation.htm&h=920&w=596&sz=215&hl=fr&start=9&tbnid=SWfszL3_qxGyRM:&tbnh=147&tbnw=95&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dbeer%26gbv%3D2%26hl%3Dfr)


Rich , THE PICK HUNTER!


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Mr. Halsey on July 25, 2008, 05:47:44 PM
heading to ATL next week... you guys hold the fort down
 ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: jotuk6771 on July 25, 2008, 05:54:07 PM
Beers on me today..... pass a few around Greg..   ;D  ;D  ;D


THANKS FOR THE BEER RICH .... HUNTER! :D


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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: jotuk6771 on July 25, 2008, 06:06:29 PM

Midnight in Lausanne!

A good week-end to everybody !!!  ;)  Bye


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: boomer on July 28, 2008, 10:22:18 AM
Hey barkeep got any coffee and do you think it's a good time to buy GLD  ???


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on July 28, 2008, 10:53:07 AM
Hey barkeep got any coffee and do you think it's a good time to buy GLD  ???

It's always a good time to buy gold...


How about a donut too..

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: boomer on July 28, 2008, 10:55:22 AM
I have always said I'll never pay 900 an ounce for gold but I am thinking about it now  :-\


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: boomer on July 29, 2008, 04:16:59 PM
just kicken my feet back chillin got out of qmnm with out a loss and made some cash on siri  ;D
not a bad day



Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: boomer on July 30, 2008, 12:16:23 PM
here's a fiver for the juke box  ;D ( hope you like punk )

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3553432535112784932&q=plasmatics+butcher+baby&ei=_pGQSO_FKpyMrAOm9_3NCA&hl=en

( RIP Wendy O. )

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3029518959121842868&q=real+kids&ei=PJKQSMe5FpCGrgPy5om9CA&hl=en

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1724773337427635664&q=ramones+pinhead&ei=e5KQSIb3PI3CqAOvrqDRCA&hl=en

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=9005355544155366476&q=misfits&ei=rZKQSLHYDJnWrgOS5-mmCA&hl=en

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1841017871126916032&q=angry+samoans&ei=CpOQSMb5B5nWrgOS5-mmCA&hl=en


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Mr. Halsey on July 31, 2008, 09:46:18 PM
been drinking to0 much this week


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on August 01, 2008, 12:25:44 AM
been drinking to0 much this week
[/quote

Me too, I've been on the wagon for two weeks now..Had to loose some weight...LOL


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: boomer on August 01, 2008, 06:10:47 PM
Bar keep Beer me  ;D

here is some music most should like ( IE no punk rock )

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1682244664844401069&q=lucinda+williams&ei=nIeTSI7wOpiYrAO6n6GcBQ&hl=en

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2013303061053598187&q=Tori+amos&ei=hYiTSOuFJYj8qwPM1qmXBQ&hl=en

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5099640977300781757&q=fiona+apple&ei=0IiTSOX5BZ22qgPJh4iaBQ&hl=en

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6141532362133692682&q=macy+gray&ei=74iTSMuxIaeQqwPl9OGuBQ&hl=en

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7221082533167610888&q=feist&ei=PomTSJqjDaGSrgO6prWcBQ&hl=en


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on August 04, 2008, 04:24:14 PM
It's been a long dry spell for me..think I'll have a Manhattan and some vittals..Also, let me introduce a new drink to you guys...The Hurricane.....Don't want to many of these..

Since we are getting a storm close, start the Hurricane party with a Hurricane..




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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on August 05, 2008, 10:54:24 AM
How do you like my new Grill.... ;D

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: boomer on August 05, 2008, 10:58:13 AM
sweet put some shrimp on and lets party I'm all ready pretty much done for the day. (did you see the play on GGC OH YEA  ;D  )


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on August 05, 2008, 11:41:52 AM
 How about my ABK, not to shabby.....LOL ;D

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Richmm63 on August 05, 2008, 12:20:31 PM
How about my ABK, not to shabby.....LOL ;D

Dont forget the cold beers Greg///And ABK doesnt look like it will ever stop   ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on August 05, 2008, 12:28:06 PM
How about my ABK, not to shabby.....LOL ;D

Dont forget the cold beers Greg///And ABK doesnt look like it will ever stop   ;D
;D

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: boomer on August 05, 2008, 12:30:55 PM
How about my ABK, not to shabby.....LOL ;D

Did you sell that over 5 ? if so  ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: boomer on August 05, 2008, 12:37:36 PM
How about my ABK, not to shabby.....LOL ;D

Did you sell that over 5 ? if so  ;D

That sure is a pretty break out of a head and shoulders ( kill roy ) I would like to see it pull back to the neck line and place a bet there.

great pick greg  ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on August 05, 2008, 12:39:47 PM
How about my ABK, not to shabby.....LOL ;D

Did you sell that over 5 ? if so  ;D

That sure is a pretty break out of a head and shoulders ( kill roy ) I would like to see it pull back to the neck line and place a bet there.

great pick greg  ;D

If you really take a look at this, it will go through several pull backs on the climb, but IMO if the earnings are somewhat favorable and the forecasts good , it will shoot back up to the origninal PPS by years end IMO of course...


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Mr. Halsey on August 06, 2008, 10:52:53 PM
man... work has been rough..i need a cold one


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: boomer on August 07, 2008, 12:42:29 PM
man... work has been rough..i need a cold one

http://forums.drpennystock.com/the-lounge/official-pennystock-martini-bar-grill/?action=dlattach;attach=779


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: boomer on August 07, 2008, 12:43:13 PM
man... work has been rough..i need a cold one

http://forums.drpennystock.com/the-lounge/official-pennystock-martini-bar-grill/?action=dlattach;attach=779
I still have not figured out how to do picks yet  ???


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Vegas on August 07, 2008, 02:13:04 PM
man... work has been rough..i need a cold one

http://forums.drpennystock.com/the-lounge/official-pennystock-martini-bar-grill/?action=dlattach;attach=779
I still have not figured out how to do picks yet  ???
You can right click on any picture, then click properties... Copy the picture url that you see in properties. Then click on the square picture tag above the smiley faces for your post. It will put img & /img in your post. Just paste the url between those two tags and your good to go boomer... Like this...

                                                        (http://i516.photobucket.com/albums/u328/bunngee/Vegas/Ape.gif)


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Mr. Halsey on August 07, 2008, 07:53:48 PM
thanks boom...

i got one for ya..


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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Mr. Halsey on August 07, 2008, 07:55:44 PM
hahaha apparently i don't either....

this is what i wanted to post


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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: boomer on August 08, 2008, 11:35:47 AM
(http://i516.photobucket.com/albums/u328/bunngee/Vegas/Ape.gif)

did it work


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: boomer on August 08, 2008, 11:36:44 AM
yep seems harder than it should but it worked 


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: boomer on August 08, 2008, 12:51:59 PM
I think my Bar keep is off getting a lap dance from one of armin's crack ho's  ::)


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on August 08, 2008, 01:26:36 PM
I think my Bar keep is off getting a lap dance from one of armin's crack ho's  ::)

Keeping the Help Happy... ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Richmm63 on August 08, 2008, 04:11:23 PM
(http://i516.photobucket.com/albums/u328/bunngee/Vegas/Ape.gif)

did it work

You did good Boomer...   ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Richmm63 on August 08, 2008, 04:32:50 PM
How about a cold one Greg before I go.
I am loading up the motorhome with the family and a good supply of beer and heading out of town for 4 or 5 days. 
have a good weekend and see everyone in a few days.   ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on August 08, 2008, 04:47:51 PM
How about a cold one Greg before I go.
I am loading up the motorhome with the family and a good supply of beer and heading out of town for 4 or 5 days. 
have a good weekend and see everyone in a few days.   ;D

No drinking a driving..Here's a shirley....LOL ;D

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Richmm63 on August 08, 2008, 05:07:05 PM
How about a cold one Greg before I go.
I am loading up the motorhome with the family and a good supply of beer and heading out of town for 4 or 5 days. 
have a good weekend and see everyone in a few days.   ;D

No drinking a driving..Here's a shirley....LOL ;D

Not fair...   ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Dr PennyStock on August 08, 2008, 05:27:44 PM
Have a nice weekend all  ;D.


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: boomer on August 08, 2008, 07:19:19 PM
How about a cold one Greg before I go.
I am loading up the motorhome with the family and a good supply of beer and heading out of town for 4 or 5 days. 
have a good weekend and see everyone in a few days.   ;D

I hope you and the Family have a great time.  ;D

 I going back to Oklahoma in a week to visit, and am planing on camping at blue river  ;D


 ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D I also get to watch the Sooners open the season  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: boomer on August 12, 2008, 01:46:50 PM
Bar keep its 5 somewhere beer me (no punk rock )

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7052272651001949136&ei=xsuhSIyUF5TcqgPMv4Uf&q=robert+johnson&vt=lf&hl=en

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8913452631090100143&ei=68qhSOOWGIWmrgO54YV_&q=nick+drake&vt=lf&hl=en

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6620370659405107001&ei=FcuhSNeGFIuGrgPCzcQh&q=wash+board+sam&vt=lf&hl=en

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3420142591434131933&ei=ssqhSLKGLpjMqgOP8fQg&q=JJ+cale&vt=lf&hl=en  ( best song writer from Oklahoma )

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5310544776447636022&ei=d8qhSO6uLKayqAPtnomLBw&q=rl+burnside&vt=lf&hl=en


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on August 12, 2008, 02:07:41 PM
Bar keep its 5 somewhere beer me (no punk rock )

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7052272651001949136&ei=xsuhSIyUF5TcqgPMv4Uf&q=robert+johnson&vt=lf&hl=en

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8913452631090100143&ei=68qhSOOWGIWmrgO54YV_&q=nick+drake&vt=lf&hl=en

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6620370659405107001&ei=FcuhSNeGFIuGrgPCzcQh&q=wash+board+sam&vt=lf&hl=en

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3420142591434131933&ei=ssqhSLKGLpjMqgOP8fQg&q=JJ+cale&vt=lf&hl=en  ( best song writer from Oklahoma )

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5310544776447636022&ei=d8qhSO6uLKayqAPtnomLBw&q=rl+burnside&vt=lf&hl=en
;D

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: boomer on August 14, 2008, 11:49:24 AM
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2701579168531034207&ei=y1KkSJqHGoGYqQPY6oQo&q=ink+spots&vt=lf&hl=en


http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3031597348801620282&ei=pVCkSNz_O5SOrQPjpNgc&q=desmond+decker&vt=lf&hl=en


http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1368074478931900814&ei=L1OkSI-fDJSerAOaooAd&q=madness&vt=lf&hl=en

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugECXw1mi6Q&feature=related

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8377455018446618640&ei=kFKkSK-KFKGSrgOx-oUg&q=the+specials&vt=lf&hl=en

it's just a SKA kinda day here in Seattle  ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on August 20, 2008, 04:20:33 PM
I need a Manhattan after todays bleeding....LOL :'(

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Richmm63 on August 20, 2008, 06:52:36 PM
I hear ya Greg...how about a Hurricaine.. ;D   wait I am in the middle of one of those right now... ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Dr PennyStock on August 21, 2008, 06:54:38 AM
Hope all you guys and family are ok, have nice vacations, despite the hurricane.

The blood bad yesterday is not helping  :'(


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on August 21, 2008, 10:40:55 AM
I hear ya Greg...how about a Hurricaine.. ;D   wait I am in the middle of one of those right now... ;D

I see a lot of rain got dumped overthere the past few days..How're are things holding up..I have relatives in Tampa and Orlando...They tell me a lot of wind and rain, ut things are OK.. ???


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Richmm63 on August 21, 2008, 11:05:33 AM
Yeah, we are still getting rain on the central east coast.  No school for the kids this week because of some minor flooding.  Darn, I have to stay home...lol 


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on August 21, 2008, 04:12:45 PM
Yeah, we are still getting rain on the central east coast.  No school for the kids this week because of some minor flooding.  Darn, I have to stay home...lol 

Hey, I here the gators are out on the streets..LOL..Been there done that... ;D

Sit back and have a brew....

Ribs on the 55 gallon drum grill...

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Richmm63 on August 21, 2008, 04:28:34 PM
Yeah, gators and snakes and a few fish swiming in the parking lots...... ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on August 21, 2008, 04:30:46 PM
Yeah, gators and snakes and a few fish swiming in the parking lots...... ;D

Yeah, I've seen mocassins on the oil rigs after a big blow..Scares the heck out of you...LOL

Here's a picture of one...

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Richmm63 on August 21, 2008, 04:32:40 PM
Yikes, dont like snakes   :'(


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: DJJ on August 21, 2008, 09:27:56 PM
is it friday yet? ???  (stock )up the bar for  tomorrow! is there a pole in the house
if i bring some girls?  how about some jokes ?  see ya friday!


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on August 21, 2008, 11:34:04 PM
is it friday yet? ???  (stock )up the bar for  tomorrow! is there a pole in the house
if i bring some girls?  how about some jokes ?  see ya friday!

the pole is in John Doe's Alias Tex, Alias Armin, Alias whomever's club...LOL

Watch out some nasty, dirty old men hang out there...



Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on August 22, 2008, 10:31:41 AM
is it friday yet? ???  (stock )up the bar for  tomorrow! is there a pole in the house
if i bring some girls?  how about some jokes ?  see ya friday!
;D

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Tommy86 on August 22, 2008, 11:53:36 AM
hey greg, been out for a time, but i think you still remember my favourite drink...? (its 6pm here, so its ok if i have a drink  ;D)


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on August 22, 2008, 12:06:06 PM
hey greg, been out for a time, but i think you still remember my favourite drink...? (its 6pm here, so its ok if i have a drink  ;D)
;D



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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Tommy86 on August 22, 2008, 12:06:46 PM
nice!  ;D ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on August 22, 2008, 04:12:01 PM
BAR is OPEN, HAPPY HOUR>> John Doe's girls drink free...and get doubles if they bring a customer...LOL

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Dr PennyStock on August 22, 2008, 05:08:21 PM
Nice weekend to all  ;D.


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: DJJ on August 22, 2008, 06:36:13 PM
as my pappy would say " share and share alike ! have a good weekend!

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Tommy86 on August 22, 2008, 07:18:39 PM
have a nice weekend everybody!


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on August 27, 2008, 12:04:00 PM
Mid day menu

Hot Buffalo Wings

Grilled Oysters on the Half shell

Pit/barrel cooked Ribs

Fried Catfish......



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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: boomer on August 27, 2008, 12:37:50 PM
Mid day menu

Hot Buffalo Wings

Grilled Oysters on the Half shell

Pit/barrel cooked Ribs

Fried Catfish......



ribs and Catfish sounds like breakfast to me  ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on August 27, 2008, 12:48:05 PM
Mid day menu

Hot Buffalo Wings

Grilled Oysters on the Half shell

Pit/barrel cooked Ribs

Fried Catfish......



ribs and Catfish sounds like breakfast to me  ;D
Here's a Hurricane for you west coast guys...I'm drinking Hurricanes in prep for this weekend..LOL

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: CB on August 27, 2008, 04:30:43 PM
Be safe Greg.


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on August 27, 2008, 04:36:24 PM
Be safe Greg.

Survived Katrina...Will do here also...LOL


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Richmm63 on August 27, 2008, 05:53:07 PM
Put the shutters up Greg and get the generator ready.. ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: boomer on August 28, 2008, 02:17:18 PM
It's a WEEN kinda day here

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6696379842555395719&ei=pOm2SI_-DpKwqAPD9KW7DA&q=ween&vt=lf&hl=en

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3915071492967586547&ei=pOm2SI_-DpKwqAPD9KW7DA&q=ween&vt=lf&hl=en

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6083589298813434233&ei=pOm2SI_-DpKwqAPD9KW7DA&q=ween&vt=lf&hl=en

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoID=2018789570

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1922333008812497422&ei=Cuu2SMOtB4WmrgOg74DKDA&q=ween+what+talking+about&vt=lf&hl=en


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on August 28, 2008, 02:23:27 PM
It's a WEEN kinda day here

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6696379842555395719&ei=pOm2SI_-DpKwqAPD9KW7DA&q=ween&vt=lf&hl=en

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3915071492967586547&ei=pOm2SI_-DpKwqAPD9KW7DA&q=ween&vt=lf&hl=en

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6083589298813434233&ei=pOm2SI_-DpKwqAPD9KW7DA&q=ween&vt=lf&hl=en

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoID=2018789570

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1922333008812497422&ei=Cuu2SMOtB4WmrgOg74DKDA&q=ween+what+talking+about&vt=lf&hl=en
;D

Suck on this

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: boomer on August 28, 2008, 02:35:05 PM
It's a WEEN kinda day here

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6696379842555395719&ei=pOm2SI_-DpKwqAPD9KW7DA&q=ween&vt=lf&hl=en

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3915071492967586547&ei=pOm2SI_-DpKwqAPD9KW7DA&q=ween&vt=lf&hl=en

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6083589298813434233&ei=pOm2SI_-DpKwqAPD9KW7DA&q=ween&vt=lf&hl=en

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoID=2018789570

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1922333008812497422&ei=Cuu2SMOtB4WmrgOg74DKDA&q=ween+what+talking+about&vt=lf&hl=en
;D

Suck on this



LOL I love Ween there good but strange just like todays market


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: jotuk6771 on August 28, 2008, 02:37:08 PM
Ween is a fan of Jimmy Hendrix and Lenny Kravitz, sure  :D ;)


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on August 28, 2008, 02:38:22 PM
Ween is a fan of Jimmy Hendrix and Lenny Kravitz, sure  :D ;)

I'll stick with Stevey Ray


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: boomer on August 28, 2008, 02:48:31 PM
Ween is a fan of Jimmy Hendrix and Lenny Kravitz, sure  :D ;)

I'll stick with Stevey Ray
;D

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3746503882872154804&ei=dfK2SPD4BZOGqgO46t2rDA&q=Stevey+Ray+Vaughn&vt=lf&hl=en

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5146800773919947159&ei=m_K2SNWuH6G0qAPj1sijBQ&q=Little+Wing+hendrix&vt=lf&hl=en


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: jotuk6771 on August 28, 2008, 02:52:09 PM
 :-* Thanks Boomer!   ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Richmm63 on August 29, 2008, 05:29:55 PM
I think I will have a few cold ones...everyone have a good weekend.


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: jotuk6771 on August 29, 2008, 05:37:08 PM

A GOOD WEEK END AND A NICE LABOR DAY TO THE AMERICANS!!!   ;)

KIND REGARDS

The Swiss  who must go work monday...   ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: boomer on August 29, 2008, 08:20:33 PM

A GOOD WEEK END AND A NICE LABOR DAY TO THE AMERICANS!!!   ;)

KIND REGARDS

The Swiss  who must go work monday...   ;D
Jotuk hope you have a good weekend

I'm going to show these northwestern folk  how an okie does a cook out  ;) 

( pick out your steak ((Buffalo this year )) and throw some corn on the grill )


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Vegas on August 29, 2008, 09:49:39 PM

A GOOD WEEK END AND A NICE LABOR DAY TO THE AMERICANS!!!   ;)

KIND REGARDS

The Swiss  who must go work monday...   ;D

Yes, but you have all of them blond babes with the big hooters over there... I've seen the movies... You deserve to work... ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Dzielak51 on September 02, 2008, 06:44:51 AM
Anybody heard from Greg?  Hope everything is ok


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Richmm63 on September 02, 2008, 07:27:29 AM
Anybody heard from Greg?  Hope everything is ok

I have a brother staying Baton Rouge and as of last night power was out but all in all things were pretty good.  Hopefully all is well with Greg.


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: boomer on September 02, 2008, 10:43:14 AM
Anybody heard from Greg?  Hope everything is ok
I am sure he is fine they did not get hit head on, and he has been threw this many times before. we will here form him when they get the power back up


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Dr PennyStock on September 05, 2008, 04:19:44 AM
I am worried with Greg, he completely disappeared since the hurricane, I hope he is OK and soon with us again.

Cheers


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Richmm63 on September 05, 2008, 07:05:56 AM
I am worried with Greg, he completely disappeared since the hurricane, I hope he is OK and soon with us again.

Cheers

Doc I have family out that way and from what I am told lots of people still without power.  My mother told me lastnight that some are being told 4 to 8 weeks before power back up.


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Dr PennyStock on September 05, 2008, 09:49:02 AM
Thanks for the info, Rich, 4 to 8 weeks is a lot of time, hope all is well with our friend.


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Richmm63 on September 05, 2008, 09:58:17 AM
Thanks for the info, Rich, 4 to 8 weeks is a lot of time, hope all is well with our friend.

I hope all Gregs stocks are going up while he is with out power... ;D ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: johndoe on September 05, 2008, 02:10:56 PM
i spoke to greg on sep 3, he is fine. im not sure why he isnt on the boards though ???


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Richmm63 on September 05, 2008, 02:13:51 PM
i spoke to greg on sep 3, he is fine. im not sure why he isnt on the boards though ???

Thats cool, maybe hes just cleaning up now...  ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: johndoe on September 05, 2008, 02:28:45 PM
gustav was too weak, it was mostly a slap on the wrist and some strong winds surely able to lift some skirts up 8) 8)


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Richmm63 on September 05, 2008, 02:58:25 PM
gustav was too weak, it was mostly a slap on the wrist and some strong winds surely able to lift some skirts up 8) 8)

Took the roof of my parents metal barn off...   ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: boomer on September 05, 2008, 04:26:26 PM
I hope every body has a good weekend  ;D

and come on people it is about time for Greg to get his power back   :-\


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Richmm63 on September 05, 2008, 04:28:17 PM
I hope every body has a good weekend  ;D

and come on people it is about time for Greg to get his power back   :-\

I agree Boomer, he has taken enough time off.. You have a good weekend too.   ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: jotuk6771 on September 05, 2008, 04:29:57 PM
I hope every body has a good weekend  ;D

and come on people it is about time for Greg to get his power back   :-\


Good week-end Boomer  ;)


Best thoughts to Greg, hope thar everything OK  :)


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Dr PennyStock on September 06, 2008, 04:42:05 AM
i spoke to greg on sep 3, he is fine. im not sure why he isnt on the boards though ???

Thanks for let us know that, maybe he is on vacation.


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Dr PennyStock on September 06, 2008, 04:42:37 AM
A good weekend to all.


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on September 08, 2008, 11:10:51 AM
Well, got my power back last night, computer is a little iffy do to the humidity in the house...My laptop is junk ( was submerged in water)...LOL, But I'm back on line...

Sorry about being out so long... But as you may read, we had a lot going on with the storm Gustav..



Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: jotuk6771 on September 08, 2008, 11:28:37 AM
nice to see you back, Greg  :) ;) 


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on September 08, 2008, 11:33:54 AM
nice to see you back, Greg  :) ;) 

Thanks..

It was quite a sight seeing cats, squirrels, dogs, and frogs fly through the air at 70 MPH gusting to 90 MPH...


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Richmm63 on September 08, 2008, 12:18:15 PM
Welcome back Greg, glad to see all is well....


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: johndoe on September 08, 2008, 12:29:32 PM
what did i tell ya? greg is fine and dandy ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Vegas on September 08, 2008, 02:20:16 PM
nice to see you back, Greg  :) ;) 

Thanks..

It was quite a sight seeing cats, squirrels, dogs, and frogs fly through the air at 70 MPH gusting to 90 MPH...

Cool... What a show... I haven't seen that since I tried LSD in the 70's... ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Dr PennyStock on September 08, 2008, 02:24:46 PM
Well, got my power back last night, computer is a little iffy do to the humidity in the house...My laptop is junk ( was submerged in water)...LOL, But I'm back on line...

Sorry about being out so long... But as you may read, we had a lot going on with the storm Gustav..



Welcome back Greg, glad to see all is well with you  ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Dr PennyStock on September 08, 2008, 02:28:32 PM
Quote
Cool... What a show... I haven't seen that since I tried LSD in the 70's... Grin

ROFLMAO I must recognize that you have a great sense of humor, I have never tried LSD, you know, I like more white stuff  ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: boomer on September 08, 2008, 02:59:11 PM
nice to see you back, Greg  :) ;) 

Thanks..

It was quite a sight seeing cats, squirrels, dogs, and frogs fly through the air at 70 MPH gusting to 90 MPH...

I am glad your back to I missed yea


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: johndoe on September 08, 2008, 04:08:26 PM
vegas and doc have been doing hardcore stuff ;D i mostly stick to the piece pipe :P


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on September 08, 2008, 04:34:17 PM
MY ESSENCE.... ;D

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Richmm63 on September 08, 2008, 05:41:59 PM
MY ESSENCE.... ;D

Well, its good to see that Greg is back...   ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on September 09, 2008, 04:19:06 PM
Bar is open

 ;D

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Richmm63 on September 09, 2008, 04:32:55 PM
All right Greg, bar is open...glad your back buddy.... ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: CB on September 11, 2008, 10:34:36 AM
Morning all (afternoon some).

(http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee231/vanesaakf/11515Drink-Coffee-Poster.jpg)


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on September 11, 2008, 12:03:33 PM
Morning, or Brunch  CB

Have a donut...

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on September 12, 2008, 11:11:37 AM
Anybody for a Hurricane..... ;D

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: boomer on September 12, 2008, 11:31:43 AM
I'll take one

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6044103680136091343&ei=PYvKSPa8E5raqAOsvujBAg&q=rock+you+like+a+hurricane&vt=lf&hl=en



Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Richmm63 on September 12, 2008, 12:02:17 PM
I will take one also... ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: boomer on September 12, 2008, 01:22:53 PM
Well I hope every body has a great week end I have to go pick up people at the Airport. The Sooner's are taking over Seattle and I am having lot of people coming in .

http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=boomer+sooner&hl=en&emb=0&aq=f#

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7448051987089919975&ei=RqTKSLbCN6TaqAPV76C9Ag&q=boomer+sooner&vt=lf&hl=en






Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on September 12, 2008, 01:32:20 PM
Well I hope every body has a great week end I have to go pick up people at the Airport. The Sooner's are taking over Seattle and I am having lot of people coming in .

http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=boomer+sooner&hl=en&emb=0&aq=f#

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7448051987089919975&ei=RqTKSLbCN6TaqAPV76C9Ag&q=boomer+sooner&vt=lf&hl=en






Who are the Sooners playing this weekend...


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: boomer on September 12, 2008, 04:20:16 PM
Well I hope every body has a great week end I have to go pick up people at the Airport. The Sooner's are taking over Seattle and I am having lot of people coming in .

http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=boomer+sooner&hl=en&emb=0&aq=f#

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7448051987089919975&ei=RqTKSLbCN6TaqAPV76C9Ag&q=boomer+sooner&vt=lf&hl=en






Who are the Sooners playing this weekend...
Washington, Huskys



Here in Seattle  ;D

And I am SO going to the game  ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on September 17, 2008, 04:35:04 PM
I need more refreshments...
 :-\


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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Richmm63 on September 17, 2008, 06:04:44 PM
You forgot the munchies Greg, thats okay beer is just fine.. ;D ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: johndoe on September 17, 2008, 09:24:16 PM
Rich, you a stoner?  its a little late to be having munchies ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: DJJ on September 22, 2008, 07:04:19 PM
got anything for a headache? to many choices. ???


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Richmm63 on September 23, 2008, 07:44:38 PM
Rich, you a stoner?  its a little late to be having munchies ;D

Never too late for some munchies.... ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: DJJ on September 23, 2008, 07:58:57 PM
 ;D  , drink up for tomorrow will be a money day. rounds for everyone.
is there  i-o-u the bar or accounts?  i can settle it with  babes, my investing
skilling are not up to pay for a bar tab yet.


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Tommy86 on September 25, 2008, 01:36:47 PM
barkeeper, can i please get a bacardi-cola?

thanks!


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: DJJ on September 26, 2008, 10:14:19 PM
can i get a cold one please, have a good weekend guys.


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on September 29, 2008, 04:10:06 PM
Well boys and girls..No food today...Today we all get drunkkkkkkkkkkk.....

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: jotuk6771 on September 29, 2008, 04:11:58 PM
 ;D ;D ;D  Cheers Greg , and cheers to everybody !!  ;)


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Richmm63 on September 29, 2008, 04:17:43 PM
Everyone have lots to drink... ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: CB on September 29, 2008, 04:30:36 PM
Well done mr goldbrick.


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: boomer on September 29, 2008, 04:44:44 PM
Well boys and girls..No food today...Today we all get drunkkkkkkkkkkk.....
oh my god no more please I am so hung over allready :-[


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: CB on September 30, 2008, 08:31:53 AM
I have a sneaking suspicion we are going to need to start this a day early....

(http://www.fotosearch.com/comp/SUE/SUE112/octoberfest-keg_~HLCL0742.jpg)


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: boomer on October 07, 2008, 01:07:24 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YUxbDEPFiM

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3889089800050668455&ei=KJbrSO6yJJzYqAOf3ISNCw&q=hips+dont+lie+shakira&vt=lf&hl=en

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5099640977300781757&ei=cZbrSPnCOoz-qAO54OGYCw&q=f+apple+criminal&vt=lf&hl=en

http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=walk+away&hl=en&emb=0&aq=1&oq=walk#

http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=salt+n+pepper+push+it&hl=en&emb=0&aq=0&oq=salt+n+pepper#


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Richmm63 on October 07, 2008, 01:20:27 PM
Hey Boomer, you going to supply the beer along with the entertainment??   ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: boomer on October 07, 2008, 01:39:11 PM
Hey Boomer, you going to supply the beer along with the entertainment??   ;D
thats gregs job  ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on October 07, 2008, 02:16:28 PM
Hey Boomer, you going to supply the beer along with the entertainment??   ;D
thats gregs job  ;D
;D

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Richmm63 on October 07, 2008, 02:26:02 PM
Your the man Greg. ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: boomer on October 07, 2008, 03:39:40 PM
Hey Boomer, you going to supply the beer along with the entertainment??   ;D
thats gregs job  ;D
;D
;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: vanguard223 on October 07, 2008, 04:05:05 PM
Your the man Greg. ;D

Greg is not The Man.....Reagan was the The Man.

Greg is ok though.   ;D



Tequila shots for everyone!

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on October 08, 2008, 04:28:16 PM
This has to be another wet day..

Bar is open..



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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on October 08, 2008, 04:38:31 PM
THIS HAS TO BE ANOTHER WET DAY..

BAR IS OPEN..



OBTW, anyone seen "JOHN DO KNOB" anywhere..did he get banned again...LOL


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Shali on October 08, 2008, 04:43:00 PM
Thank God   ;)

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on October 09, 2008, 01:29:40 AM
Thank God   ;)

I feel your pain brother... ;D

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Mr. Halsey on October 10, 2008, 08:43:43 AM
who would have thought penny stocks would be more stable than blue chips.

sorry about my absence... been very busy with work.


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Shali on October 10, 2008, 10:26:24 AM
Thank God   ;)

I feel your pain brother... ;D


Sister ;)

And the beer was very tasty  ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on October 10, 2008, 10:43:54 AM
From one sister to another...Sorry ;D

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Shali on October 10, 2008, 10:52:54 AM
 :D  No worries.  Is that really you????


Back at ya

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Richmm63 on October 10, 2008, 04:19:02 PM
:D  No worries.  Is that really you????


Back at ya

yeah Greg likes to dress up on weekends... ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Richmm63 on October 10, 2008, 04:19:59 PM
Congrats to jotuk who has made it to HERO Status....woohoo..lol     ;D ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: jotuk6771 on October 10, 2008, 04:32:46 PM
Congrats to jotuk who has made it to HERO Status....woohoo..lol     ;D ;D

 :D :D :D ;D  ;)

Cheers, To everybody and good week-end !!!  ;)


(http://images.art.com/images/-/Beer---Helping-Ugly-People--C10007026.jpeg)



Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on October 13, 2008, 02:51:33 PM
Man I need a beer...



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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Tommy86 on October 16, 2008, 03:59:14 PM
good day, lets have a bacardi cola!


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on October 16, 2008, 04:25:55 PM
good day, lets have a bacardi cola!
;D

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Tommy86 on October 17, 2008, 04:15:35 AM
thanks  ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on October 22, 2008, 04:30:57 PM
got to have a beer and slice after today... :P

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: CB on October 22, 2008, 04:31:40 PM
Yummy beer. 


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on October 27, 2008, 01:46:45 PM
OK, lets have a nooner or dinner drink for you guys in Europe...

 ;D

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Mr. Halsey on October 27, 2008, 05:27:33 PM
Hey bar keep

Wheres all the women?


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: johndoe on October 27, 2008, 11:05:42 PM
oh no, its a gay bar ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on November 19, 2008, 01:24:31 PM
Need some pick me ups for this stock market..

Bar is Open... ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: boomer on November 19, 2008, 06:47:22 PM
Need some pick me ups for this stock market..

Bar is Open... ;D
;D  I'll take a whatever you want to serve


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: boomer on November 26, 2008, 03:16:30 PM
But the Rock wont hide you all on that day

http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=sinner+man&hl=en&emb=0&aq=f#q=sinner%20man&hl=en&emb=0&aq=f&start=30

http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=sinnerman&hl=en&emb=0&aq=f#q=sinnerman&hl=en&emb=0&aq=f&start=90

http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=sinnerman+bush&hl=en&emb=0&aq=f#q=sinnerman%20Propaganda&hl=en&emb=0
( need to be finished )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEODREbmRv0

http://www.tagtele.com/videos/voir/2055



Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on November 26, 2008, 03:35:54 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHsDa9_HSlA


Goooooo!  SEC


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: boomer on November 26, 2008, 03:47:04 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHsDa9_HSlA


Goooooo!  SEC

http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=Southerman&hl=en&emb=0&aq=f#

Gooooo! BIG 12


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: boomer on November 26, 2008, 03:54:15 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHsDa9_HSlA


Goooooo!  SEC
ROTFLMAO

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4IECGgyLKo&feature=related


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Mr. Halsey on December 29, 2008, 09:33:47 PM
have you tried the 12 beers of christmas?

 ;D

stay in touch.


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: boomer on January 08, 2009, 02:03:41 PM
 ;D boomer is getting excited  ;D as his Oklahoma Sooner are playing for there 8th NC 


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6THZEaZ89NY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpMdIHgDmCA

( I was Sooner born and Sooner bread and when I die I'll be Sooner dead rah Oklahoma rah Oklahoma rah Oklahoma GO O. U. )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0w-gL0PSvNk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKD2Wh9GxAc



Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: hman11 on January 08, 2009, 02:06:06 PM
Not as excited as me for when my Eagles play the Giants Sunday. Good luck to your Sooners.  ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: boomer on January 08, 2009, 02:18:16 PM
Not as excited as me for when my Eagles play the Giants Sunday. Good luck to your Sooners.  ;D
I do not really pay much attention to the pro's until the end of the NCAA but I saw that Manning kid  beat my Sooners in bob's first bowl and I knew he (Manning) was something special, it would be a glorious win for the Eagles 


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Jayhawk on January 08, 2009, 02:19:30 PM
GO Big 12... ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Stretcher75 on January 08, 2009, 02:19:38 PM
Go Giants!!!! I'm from NY so I need to cheer for Big Blue. I'm a Raiders fan but they suck really bad and I love football so this should be a great game. Do you know the point spread?


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: hman11 on January 08, 2009, 02:30:58 PM
Not sure on the spread but I would assume that you guys (Giants) would be favored what with the #1 seed and having won a superbowl. But this is our (Eagles) year and wait till we get to Tampa :D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: boomer on January 08, 2009, 02:56:19 PM
GO Big 12... ;D
LOL during bowl season I can't cheer  for the other big 12 teams by name either

 So I just watch scream go big 12 also  ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on January 09, 2009, 02:52:28 PM
GO Big 12... ;D
LOL during bowl season I can't cheer  for the other big 12 teams by name either

 So I just watch scream go big 12 also  ;D


Sooners  Hah, cant take the crystal ball away from the SEC...LOL


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Richmm63 on January 09, 2009, 03:08:35 PM
;D boomer is getting excited  ;D as his Oklahoma Sooner are playing for there 8th NC 


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6THZEaZ89NY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpMdIHgDmCA

( I was Sooner born and Sooner bread and when I die I'll be Sooner dead rah Oklahoma rah Oklahoma rah Oklahoma GO O. U. )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0w-gL0PSvNk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKD2Wh9GxAc



Hey Boomer, being as I am from Fla I was for the Gators.  Sorry about Choklahoma not winning....lol   just kidding Bud.  It was a good game and I think you got the best QB.


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: boomer on January 21, 2009, 04:05:33 PM
DZ, stretch and I just had an kick ass day in chat sorry the rest of you missed it

(http://fashiontribes.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/04/17/champagne_toast.jpg)


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Stretcher75 on January 22, 2009, 08:01:23 AM
What a day it was... I'm in for another today  ;)


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: boomer on January 22, 2009, 04:10:06 PM
Not as good a day in chat today ( but my stem cells did well so the drinks and cheerleaders are on me  ;D )

(http://www.nicholasrobertsltd.com/images/bn/160/72152.jpg)  (http://www.nba.com/media/lac_dance08_305x350.jpg)



Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Dr PennyStock on January 23, 2009, 07:31:10 AM
Wow, they look good ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: boomer on January 23, 2009, 04:04:42 PM
Drinks on me again I hope every body has a gr8 week end  ;D

(http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u35/seera-sama/cocktails.jpg)



Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Dzielak51 on January 23, 2009, 04:17:02 PM
I'll take one of those.  Sorry i couldnt hang out longer, i was busy here and there all day.  Glad to see some good days being made.  Cheers to next week.


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Greg on January 26, 2009, 01:44:37 PM
I'll have the Manhattan on the right. But, the cherries don't float as shown...LOL


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: boomer on January 26, 2009, 04:06:14 PM
I'll have the Manhattan on the right. But, the cherries don't float as shown...LOL
it's good you Gerg hope you mind me helping my self


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: boomer on January 27, 2009, 07:04:46 PM
wo ho let's get drunk bab]]sdkna

(http://img.alibaba.com/photo/10970604/Russian_Vodka_Premium_Class.jpg)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwWUOmk7wO0
For you greg


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Dzielak51 on January 27, 2009, 09:57:06 PM
wo ho let's get drunk bab]]sdkna


Looks like you are already drunk.  Be careful not to get a TUI (Typing under the influence)

Im definitely drinking with you guys tomorrow...i have a feeling its going to be a goooood day ;)


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Dzielak51 on January 28, 2009, 04:02:11 PM
Had an AWESOME day today with everybody in the chat.  Its getting more attention by the day.  Dont be shy, come by and hang out.

Well heres drinks for everyone
(http://www.worldofstock.com/slides/PFO2936.jpg)
(http://www.tipplesbar.co.uk/app/webroot/js/tiny_mce/plugins/imagemanager/files/siteimages/248.JPG)


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: boomer on January 28, 2009, 04:03:54 PM
Had an AWESOME day today with everybody in the chat.  Its getting more attention by the day.  Dont be shy, come by and hang out.

Well heres drinks for everyone
(http://www.worldofstock.com/slides/PFO2936.jpg)
;D way to go DZ look forward to another great day in chat tomorrow


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Dzielak51 on January 28, 2009, 04:06:41 PM
you guys are going to have to share
(http://imagecloset.com/8/eb4c3a2ab20fd194fca4441e8301e592/sexy_women_tight_dress.jpg)


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: boomer on January 29, 2009, 04:26:53 PM
Here just for you DZ the rest have to get your own  ;D

(http://www.franchisetimes.com/images/editorial/Oct07p76_a.jpg)(http://www.gourmetgiftbaskets.com/images/products/Beer-Gift-Baskets/Twelve-Beer-Bucket-Gift-Basket.jpg)


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Dzielak51 on January 29, 2009, 08:45:17 PM
Thanks man, that eases some of the pain


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: sherwood on January 30, 2009, 03:30:01 PM
this happend to me 2 weeks ago my first trade i was so stoked it was climbing finaly i got in and went strait down the stock was MGRN stay away from it it was pumped like crazy tons of emails sent to me so i got some hair and jumped in went down i went to bar.


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: boomer on February 02, 2009, 04:40:12 PM
Kind of a ruff day looks like we are stuck with the Moon shine

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a2/Moonshine3.jpg)(http://www.apptrav.com/popcorn-sutton.jpg)


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Shali on February 04, 2009, 04:29:54 PM
Beers are on me, boys  :)   Thanks to DZ, Boomer and all for a great day in the market.

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: boomer on February 04, 2009, 04:34:01 PM
Beers are on me, boys  :)   Thanks to DZ, Boomer and all for a great day in the market.
;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: boomer on February 10, 2009, 04:11:17 PM
Today just sucked so where are stuck with

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3161/2740195042_fc6ea0dd13.jpg)

But I got plenty of it

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v295/Hathery/BeerFridge.jpg)(http://www.drinkingstuff.com/images/DrinkingStuff/BeerBongs/DS0108/DS0108.jpg)


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Shali on February 10, 2009, 04:17:21 PM
LOL....  Oh God, I am not quite that desperate....  yet.

What is that picture?


LMAO


I don't think there's anything premium about that beer!


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: boomer on February 10, 2009, 04:32:43 PM
it's a beer bong shali ( made to be a twofer )

(http://www.united-nations-of-beer.com/images/beerbong1jenn.jpg)


(http://beerblog.genx40.com/file/octablong.jpg)
I miss collage


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeV__YwY1PM

LOL if she was really a pro she would have used a bigger funnel and put like 6 beers in there


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Shali on February 10, 2009, 04:59:57 PM
it's a beer bong shali ( made to be a twofer )

LOL if she was really a pro she would have used a bigger funnel and put like 6 beers in there

Ah, the excess of youth. Now there's a good way to get alcohol poisoning.

My beer tastes too good and is too expensive to be guzzled from a beer bong :)

I was talking about the picture on the cans of Dirt Cheap Beer... lol. What is that???  It looks like it might be female but it's hard to make out the species. Maybe if you drink enough of it out of those beer bong contraptions, you don't care ;)


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: CB on February 13, 2009, 04:53:12 PM
Ahhhh, I miss this place..... ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Jayhawk on February 16, 2009, 02:00:16 PM
Thought I share my favorite tv commercial here...I can watch it all day.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d62orckYWYY&NR=1


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: softballdaddy on February 18, 2009, 01:22:51 PM
Anybody see the barmaid send her to my table....I may try to trade some Hayz for a warm Pearl beer.....


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: softballdaddy on February 24, 2009, 01:51:36 PM
The official Pink Sheet Barmaid

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: softballdaddy on February 24, 2009, 01:52:28 PM
Okay unofficial Pinksheet Barmaid


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Trelly on February 24, 2009, 01:55:45 PM
as long as that is her uniform. she's not allowed to serve any more redbull today, I'm caffeinated enough already.


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Trelly on February 25, 2009, 04:19:31 AM
Anybody see the barmaid send her to my table....I may try to trade some Hayz for a warm Pearl beer.....

nonononono softballdaddy, warm beer is for when your fridge doesn't work and it's thirty above outside. Beer, if humanly possibly, no matter what type, should always be cold. :D :D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Dr PennyStock on February 25, 2009, 05:46:41 AM
Agree, beer must be ice cold ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: softballdaddy on February 25, 2009, 01:35:14 PM
Hayz had already beaten me that day...I thought a warm Pearl (Pearl is a poor urine sample at any temperature) might just bring some self respect back....but I will agree with greatness and change that to an ice cold PIls in Docs local gasthaus
Anybody see the barmaid send her to my table....I may try to trade some Hayz for a warm Pearl beer.....

nonononono softballdaddy, warm beer is for when your fridge doesn't work and it's thirty above outside. Beer, if humanly possibly, no matter what type, should always be cold. :D :D



Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Dr PennyStock on February 25, 2009, 04:16:51 PM
Beer is the best drink of the world, but, must be cold, not like most of the Germans drink it, natural, Germany has great beer, but, at the normal temperature, nahh.


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: softballdaddy on February 25, 2009, 06:40:42 PM
Alright folks, have some of my private stock :)  It is a full bodied wine..click on bottle to read label

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Trelly on February 25, 2009, 06:45:39 PM
lmao. This is actually one of my favorite wines under $15 bucks.


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: softballdaddy on February 25, 2009, 06:52:20 PM
They have6 or 7 varieties...I have given it as house gifts at parties and was quite surprised at the taste, I agree with you it wasn't bad


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Shali on February 25, 2009, 08:37:54 PM
Alright folks, have some of my private stock :)  It is a full bodied wine..click on bottle to read label

LOL.... Did you see the movie, Sideways: "I'm not drinking any fucking Merlot!"


I like Two Buck Chuck. And if you're feeling upscale, $5 gets you the Fat Cat Cabernet.

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: softballdaddy on February 25, 2009, 08:56:20 PM
5 bucks, I am going to have to have a better day lol


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: softballdaddy on February 26, 2009, 12:08:39 PM
 :D  WE ARE LOOKING FOR A MAN THEY CALL THE DOC

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: softballdaddy on March 03, 2009, 04:09:21 PM
 ??? That kind of day enjoy 1 on me

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: softballdaddy on March 04, 2009, 02:22:37 PM
FOR BOOMER_THANKS :D

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: CB on March 04, 2009, 04:41:54 PM
I have never heard of Jax, but since Boomer is late, dont mind if I do   ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: boomer on March 04, 2009, 06:07:40 PM
FOR BOOMER_THANKS :D
I have never heard of Jax, but since Boomer is late, dont mind if I do   ;D
just save one for me  ;)


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: softballdaddy on March 04, 2009, 06:58:14 PM
New Orleans beer (Jackson brewing Company) went broke 30-40 years ago...
I have never heard of Jax, but since Boomer is late, dont mind if I do   ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: softballdaddy on March 06, 2009, 11:34:19 AM
 :)For my fellow IGTP owners :)

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Shali on March 06, 2009, 12:02:22 PM
LOL...

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: softballdaddy on March 09, 2009, 12:34:56 PM
For Jack and Boomer....Great picks today :) It is suggested not to drink around fire or open flame

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: softballdaddy on March 10, 2009, 11:06:12 AM
DOC ENJOY....EIN BIT, BITTE

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Shali on March 10, 2009, 12:48:58 PM
I spent too much time here last night drinking this. Missed the rally this morning  :(

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Dr PennyStock on March 12, 2009, 04:03:03 AM
DOC ENJOY....EIN BIT, BITTE

Thank you, it's my preferred beer, but, I can just drink without alcohol now ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: softballdaddy on March 12, 2009, 09:00:28 AM
Its okay, cyber beer is alchohol free :) ;)


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: softballdaddy on March 17, 2009, 04:21:31 PM
Trelley and Jotuk...sorry they didn't have any of this years, but the bartender had some stuff they didn't sell in the 90's...well done today

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: jotuk6771 on March 17, 2009, 04:31:55 PM
Many thanks , Daddy  , CHEERS ! ;D

Do you still hold on ?

Well , a little gift for you , a swiss white wine bottle from Wallis,  with a plate of.... Roesties  ;) ;D ;D ;D


(http://www.swisspassions.com/images/stories/Valais/finbecmerresize.jpg)



(http://www.recipetips.com/images/recipe/vegetables/rosti.jpg)
 

 ;)  Best thoughts !





Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: softballdaddy on March 17, 2009, 04:42:04 PM
Himmel


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Trelly on March 17, 2009, 04:43:32 PM
Cheers guys!

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: softballdaddy on March 30, 2009, 04:03:18 PM
I noticed in the rules it said if we made a little money in the market we could come into the lounge for a drink, today would it be okay if I hung aroung the door and spare changed the patrons


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: boomer on March 30, 2009, 04:14:02 PM
I noticed in the rules it said if we made a little money in the market we could come into the lounge for a drink, today would it be okay if I hung aroung the door and spare changed the patrons
I do not have any spare change but you can have a 6 pack of this if you want

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3161/2740195042_fc6ea0dd13.jpg)


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: softballdaddy on March 30, 2009, 04:22:57 PM
DANG...my brand, I have been waiting for Walmart to put it on sale


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: softballdaddy on April 06, 2009, 04:15:56 PM
For the OPGX Million Share Club

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: softballdaddy on April 20, 2009, 03:42:35 PM
Vegas I found you a lucky T-shirt ;D ;D ;D

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Vegas on April 20, 2009, 04:09:32 PM
Vegas I found you a lucky T-shirt ;D ;D ;D

 ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Jack on April 20, 2009, 05:27:03 PM
Vegas I found you a lucky T-shirt ;D ;D ;D

EEuuuhhh? Has Vegas boobies?  :)


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: softballdaddy on April 20, 2009, 10:38:59 PM
Only in a macho wayquote author=Jack link=topic=122.msg47105#msg47105 date=1240262823]
Vegas I found you a lucky T-shirt ;D ;D ;D

EEuuuhhh? Has Vegas boobies?  :)
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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Shali on May 15, 2009, 12:30:10 AM
I'm out of tequila :(

And I miss this place  :P


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: joemamaspeed on August 16, 2009, 10:37:45 PM
I'm out of tequila :(

And I miss this place  :P
here you go little kitty cat

(http://www.seductionmeals.com/vida_premium_tequila.jpg)


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Chipldr999 on August 17, 2009, 12:51:43 AM
Vegas I found you a lucky T-shirt ;D ;D ;D

VEGAS, I hope you dont ever catch a man with high heals wearing that T-shirt!!!


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Trelly on August 18, 2009, 04:15:51 PM
Yeesh, I need a beer. Waiting for this garbage to run is exhausting. (Plus I just finished my bloody econometrics summer courses!)


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: softballdaddy on August 18, 2009, 07:04:19 PM
Trelley, I'll join you for the same reason....waiting...I had a marriage didn't last as long as waiting for Stratton


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: joemamaspeed on August 18, 2009, 11:47:08 PM
Yeesh, I need a beer. Waiting for this garbage to run is exhausting. (Plus I just finished my bloody econometrics summer courses!)
(http://thebottlecapman.com/images/Unused%20Beer%20Cork/Budweiser%20Beer%203%202.jpg)

here you go but it is like most of the stock picks diluted


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Trelly on August 19, 2009, 01:39:34 AM
3.2% is the alcohol content of milk in Canada.  ;D

Much appreciated either way though.

SBD -  We need to find a nice play that you, jotuk, stretch and myself can all agree on. Seem to have to average down like no tomorrow, but they sure have one heck of a payoff  :o ;D ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: joemamaspeed on August 20, 2009, 03:09:32 AM
3.2% is the alcohol content of milk in Canada.  ;D

Much appreciated either way though.

SBD -  We need to find a nice play that you, jotuk, stretch and myself can all agree on. Seem to have to average down like no tomorrow, but they sure have one heck of a payoff  :o ;D ;D
well right now I am all cash and just waiting for some decent stocks to bottom again like fre or bcon / I almost jumped in on gern but I feel like that could head back to the 4 buck range and hdy looks like it might be good at .5 to .6 / also I have a rule I never average down when I make a mistake I sell and wait for it to fall ever further.


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: ShyTrader on August 20, 2009, 12:45:16 PM
I was that way 2 weeks ago... now I have to many pos. I do have to admit, I've tried something new with some money. I don't expect to lose anything (unless a reverse split), but it looks like I'll be holding the stocks longer than I expected, so I don't think I'll be trying it again.


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: softballdaddy on August 20, 2009, 08:14:06 PM
Trelley, I had a slow summer, taught economics at the local HS and now am getting ready to teach US History and coach...hopefully I'll still have a little time to play and post
3.2% is the alcohol content of milk in Canada.  ;D

Much appreciated either way though.

SBD -  We need to find a nice play that you, jotuk, stretch and myself can all agree on. Seem to have to average down like no tomorrow, but they sure have one heck of a payoff  :o ;D ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Chipldr999 on August 28, 2009, 03:17:54 PM
Its Friday, and slow.  Time for Happy Hour.  Im starting it off with some hangover pills and beer.  Anyone ever tried those pills before?  I dont think they work


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: dmclauser on August 28, 2009, 03:21:33 PM
sounds like you will know if they work tomorrow


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Chipldr999 on August 28, 2009, 03:26:56 PM
sounds like you will know if they work tomorrow

Its a friends 30th Birthday tonight.  I usually drink pretty hard when im out with this group.  Ill let you know!


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Trelly on August 31, 2009, 10:48:23 AM
LEHMQ just made the day already for me. Let's drink.


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Stretcher75 on August 31, 2009, 11:08:27 AM
I'm with you with CRVG... cashed in big... cheers  ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Trelly on August 31, 2009, 02:20:14 PM
http://money.aol.com/article/baker-hughes-to-buy-bj-services-in-55b/646656

Oh so immature am I.... Baker Hughes to buy BJ services for 5.5 billion.  :-*



Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Stretcher75 on August 31, 2009, 05:24:50 PM
LMAO!!!! Good one


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Smitty on August 31, 2009, 08:02:35 PM
LEHMQ just made the day already for me. Let's drink.

No can do tonight, I got wasted Saturday, so bad, I'm still recovering. Had me a fifth of Crown Cask, a tall glass of ice water, and waaaaay too much sun.  :-[ I was tore up like a mexican checkbook......all day yesterday every muscle, every fingernail, and every hair hurt. I barely made it today...I'm gettin' too old for that shit.... :P


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: softballdaddy on August 31, 2009, 08:04:53 PM
I found a dime on the sidewalk...I;ll have some cheers with you and trelley
I'm with you with CRVG... cashed in big... cheers  ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: ShyTrader on September 04, 2009, 11:22:37 AM
Not sure where is a good place to post this. Since this is a catch-all room...

I just noticed that natural gas is WAY down - specifically UNG is down about 250% since July last year.  Anyone been following this? Anyone have any thoughts?

I'm thinking is coming up on winter, and time to use gas. The chart for UNG really looks pathetic, and like it might not be a bad time to get in. Thus the question, any thoughts?


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Trelly on September 04, 2009, 02:00:55 PM
Yea, It's a really crowded trade right now. Natty and oil use to trade 6-12x of each other. It's far more than that now. There's no correlation anymore and it's really tough to store natural gas nevermind transport it. Oil can sit in tankers on the ocean for months. GDP needs to pick up before natty decides to pick up.

lol (PS how can anything be down 250% and not be negative?)

However it's becoming a pincher. Just looked at the chart. ADX needs to peak and I like RSI to continue to be undersold..


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: ShyTrader on September 04, 2009, 03:46:09 PM
must be some people reading my post and buying in... the price has gone up a bit over the last 2-3 hours of the market.

I cannot believe something like this would ever even think about turning around on a Friday before a holiday weekend... that's just to weird.


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Trelly on September 04, 2009, 03:51:30 PM
It's the dollar reversing against the euro at noon today. Rise in equities equates a rise in commodities these days. Equities rise when dollar dumps.

Good old HFT in action right there. :-D

Check out the charts for the S&P, Natty, Oil and USD vs Euro. They look identical. (so does FNM FRE C AIG these days too lol).

Natty's in there because the spot price in Europe is different than the spot price in the US.


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: softballdaddy on September 20, 2009, 08:16:34 PM
time to break out my brand

http://forums.drpennystock.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=122.0;attach=1013;image


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: ShyTrader on September 21, 2009, 11:07:12 AM
You pic is a little small...

Are you advertising? :)


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: softballdaddy on September 21, 2009, 12:06:33 PM
A full bodied merlot called Fat Bastard
You pic is a little small...

Are you advertising? :)


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Trelly on September 21, 2009, 07:36:49 PM
Fat Bastard is actually a fantastic wine!!! It's BC is it not? I'm too lazy to google and half way down my 2nd litre of heineken...


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Trelly on September 21, 2009, 07:40:32 PM
Goldman Sachs is calling Natty the triple play of the year. Take what you will from that...

I also read up on UNG ETF. It accounts for more than 80% of all NYMEX nat gas futures so intrinsically the etf will underperform the future natty contracts it's meant to follow. Just food for thought...

http://www.zerohedge.com/article/wild-wild-west-natural-gas-trading


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: softballdaddy on October 02, 2009, 05:09:57 PM
drinks all around...bartender...give Stretch and Doc a double...set up a few shots of Tequila for Vegas..


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Dr PennyStock on October 02, 2009, 05:33:50 PM
I drink a alcohol free beer, ice cold ;D , prosit.


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: ShyTrader on October 02, 2009, 10:09:26 PM
drinks all around...bartender...give Stretch and Doc a double...set up a few shots of Tequila for Vegas..

I take it he made some good calls today?  Wish I'd-a got one... well I got rid of one stock today that's been down since I bought it... IGNT... now it can run big for the rest of you guys.


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Dr PennyStock on October 04, 2009, 04:44:29 PM
drinks all around...bartender...give Stretch and Doc a double...set up a few shots of Tequila for Vegas..

I take it he made some good calls today?  Wish I'd-a got one... well I got rid of one stock today that's been down since I bought it... IGNT... now it can run big for the rest of you guys.

If you got rid of this one with a profit, that was a good day ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: ShyTrader on October 07, 2009, 10:04:16 PM
Yea doc, I had it about 3 months, and I got about 19% after commissions.  I like a little better return, but I've not been getting them lately. Either the market is getting harder, or I need more work reading charts.  I've really been struggling the last 2-3 months.  Right now I have multiple stocks losing over $1000 each. It's just a matter of time.

I got one stock from last week that I doubled down on as I was averaging 40-60% loss on it. Now I'm at about 10% loss, and it just needs to go up a little more and I'll probably dump it for about a 20% gain, still below my original purchase price....

I can say I've been frustrated lately, just not getting the same returns.... well it's time for bed.  Got to be up early (not normal for me)... at least for another 1-2 weeks, then I can get back to more trading... at least more regular trading...


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Chipldr999 on November 20, 2009, 01:02:31 PM
Since I sit at work, I will talk drinking, until it really happens when I get off.  If I were with you guys and gals at a bar, there would be a round of drinks for everybody.   Cheers! 


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: StockAim on November 23, 2009, 03:09:46 PM
Have you guys noticed that Doc addresses to Stocks as "she"
Quote from: DOC
CLRA – She is trying to support at .04
GNPG – She is trading sideways, hold.
IGNT – She is trading sideways, hold.

Do you consider them females doc, that you like to play with? lol


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Dr PennyStock on November 23, 2009, 03:12:42 PM
Have you guys noticed that Doc addresses to Stocks as "she"
Quote from: DOC
CLRA – She is trying to support at .04
GNPG – She is trading sideways, hold.
IGNT – She is trading sideways, hold.

Do you consider them females doc, that you like to play with? lol

They are not she? Correct me if I am wrong, you are the the specialist.


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Chipldr999 on November 23, 2009, 03:13:11 PM
Have you guys noticed that Doc addresses to Stocks as "she"
Quote from: DOC
CLRA – She is trying to support at .04
GNPG – She is trading sideways, hold.
IGNT – She is trading sideways, hold.

Do you consider them females doc, that you like to play with? lol

Maybe the wifes treating him like the stocks are.  She gonna explode soon!  shes going to Run next week.  The Break-up is immanent!  LOL  :)


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: StockAim on November 23, 2009, 03:19:29 PM
Have you guys noticed that Doc addresses to Stocks as "she"
Quote from: DOC
CLRA – She is trying to support at .04
GNPG – She is trading sideways, hold.
IGNT – She is trading sideways, hold.

Do you consider them females doc, that you like to play with? lol

They are not she? Correct me if I am wrong, you are the the specialist.


Doc. im not trying to correct you or anything.
I was just trying to make a joke.
It was funny to me when i read SHE SHE SHE for all the stock predictions.

There is nothing wrong with it.


But grammatically He or She is used as a referral to a human.
"it" could be an alternative

By the way, why are you referring to them as SHE? Why not He? i dont get it.
Are there any HE stocks?


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Dr PennyStock on November 23, 2009, 03:22:49 PM
Have you guys noticed that Doc addresses to Stocks as "she"
Quote from: DOC
CLRA – She is trying to support at .04
GNPG – She is trading sideways, hold.
IGNT – She is trading sideways, hold.

Do you consider them females doc, that you like to play with? lol

They are not she? Correct me if I am wrong, you are the the specialist.


Doc. im not trying to correct you or anything.
I was just trying to make a joke.
It was funny for me when i read SHE SHE SHE for all the stock predictions.

There is nothing wrong with it.


But grammatically He or She is used as a referral to a human.
"it" could be an alternative

I know that he or she is used as a referral to a human, and, it to things, but, lately I saw in many places people using she when talking about a stock, so I thought I was wrong, I see I was right, once again ;D , thanks, I will correct.


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: StockAim on November 23, 2009, 03:25:00 PM
Doc. Im not an expert
I might be wrong.

Dont take my word for it.


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Chipldr999 on November 23, 2009, 03:27:28 PM
Have you guys noticed that Doc addresses to Stocks as "she"
Quote from: DOC
CLRA – She is trying to support at .04
GNPG – She is trading sideways, hold.
IGNT – She is trading sideways, hold.

Do you consider them females doc, that you like to play with? lol

They are not she? Correct me if I am wrong, you are the the specialist.


Doc. im not trying to correct you or anything.
I was just trying to make a joke.
It was funny for me when i read SHE SHE SHE for all the stock predictions.

There is nothing wrong with it.


But grammatically He or She is used as a referral to a human.
"it" could be an alternative

I know that he or she is used as a referral to a human, and, it to things, but, lately I saw in many places people using she when talking about a stock, so I thought I was wrong, I see I was right, once again ;D , thanks, I will correct.

Generally if your a male, you refer to items as she, and well I guess females do the same thing too.  Like my motorcycle for instance, "Shes my baby"

Your not in the wrong at all.  I think stock aim is bored and has nothing to talk about!  :)  :0


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: StockAim on November 23, 2009, 03:31:22 PM
I agree. Im totally bored.
I slept for 4 hours last night. (im totally sleeping  here at work)

This link might help
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gender-specific_pronoun

Chipldr999 you r right.
We do use He and She to refer to some objects, maybe to give them a special importance or smth like that.
But since the whole world can see drpennystock.com  And its like an official thing. I guess it would be better to use formal english.


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Chipldr999 on November 23, 2009, 03:36:16 PM
I agree. Im totally bored.
I slept for 4 hours last night. (im totally sleeping  here at work)

This link might help
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gender-specific_pronoun

I too only had a few hours of sleep.  So far its been 2 mcdonals coffees and 3 MTN Dew's.  Only a few more hours to go!  Was at the casino.  Pulled out 1600 out of a machine that kept on payin me.  Lions.


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: StockAim on November 23, 2009, 03:39:41 PM
Really.

I made som changes to my earlier post. Hv a look.

McCaffee? Are you serious? how can you drink that?
The first time i tried it. It went straight to the trash bin.

Casino huh? Vegas or AC?
I go to Borghata (not sure how to spell it)   every weekend.


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Chipldr999 on November 23, 2009, 03:43:29 PM
Really.

I made som changes to my earlier post. Hv a look.

McCaffee? Are you serious? how can you drink that?
The first time i tried it. It went straight to the trash bin.

Casino huh? Vegas or AC?
I go to Borghata (not sure how to spell it)   every weekend.
Yea, Mcaffe.  I dont mind it.  Its better than whats at work.  I go to one in Minnesota here.  Theres a few in my area.  Vegas is alot of fun, but only make it there about once a year.


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Dr PennyStock on November 24, 2009, 05:30:24 AM
Thanks guys, I corrected the post, and, will continue using "it", I think is better.


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Jack on November 24, 2009, 05:43:11 AM
Stocks are as unpredictable as women, that's why some of us say "She"   ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: EJC on November 24, 2009, 05:43:52 AM
well I must admit, that thinking of "she" was kinda appropriate. No one of you guys noticed how our stocks often have this strange behaviour, beyond every common sense? And also: the longer we hold them the less we do understand what they do - and why  ;D  ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Dr PennyStock on November 24, 2009, 08:14:44 AM
LOL ;D, you guys are funny, I hope the ladies that follow this site don't feel offended.


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Vegas on November 26, 2009, 09:10:47 PM
Have you guys noticed that Doc addresses to Stocks as "she"
Quote from: DOC
CLRA – She is trying to support at .04
GNPG – She is trading sideways, hold.
IGNT – She is trading sideways, hold.

Do you consider them females doc, that you like to play with? lol

Maybe the wifes treating him like the stocks are.  She gonna explode soon!  shes going to Run next week.  The Break-up is immanent!  LOL  :)

That damned reverse split is going to smart...  ;)


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: jotuk6771 on January 05, 2010, 04:03:23 PM
Cheers to all !  ;D

Happy new year , Greg...  :-* ;D ;D ;D

(http://sattlers.org/mickey/site/archive/2004/09/images/2004-09-18-oktoberfest-girl.jpg)


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Dr PennyStock on January 05, 2010, 04:21:05 PM
LOL ;D sold all your LGTT shares, Jotuk?


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: jotuk6771 on January 05, 2010, 04:30:25 PM
 :'(  Now i feel as i lose a member of my familly ... :'( :'( :'( 

 :D ;D ;D 

Let's start the 2010 Vintage , Doc , I am again armed heavily and ready for battle!   8) ;D

See you in the bandwagon for your Challenge !  ;)
Once again, many  thanks for this friendly site and your continual support !
Cheers !  :)


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: softballdaddy on January 05, 2010, 05:13:12 PM
Those are ten lovely items
Cheers to all !  ;D

Happy new year , Greg...  :-* ;D ;D ;D

(http://sattlers.org/mickey/site/archive/2004/09/images/2004-09-18-oktoberfest-girl.jpg)


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Dr PennyStock on January 06, 2010, 05:00:02 PM
:'(  Now i feel as i lose a member of my familly ... :'( :'( :'( 

 :D ;D ;D 

Let's start the 2010 Vintage , Doc , I am again armed heavily and ready for battle!   8) ;D

See you in the bandwagon for your Challenge !  ;)
Once again, many  thanks for this friendly site and your continual support !
Cheers !  :)

LOL ;D Greg Evans as a member of the family ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Dr PennyStock on January 06, 2010, 05:00:52 PM
Those are ten lovely items
Cheers to all !  ;D

Happy new year , Greg...  :-* ;D ;D ;D

(http://sattlers.org/mickey/site/archive/2004/09/images/2004-09-18-oktoberfest-girl.jpg)

Ten huh? ;D or 8 + 2?


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: softballdaddy on January 06, 2010, 05:02:58 PM
I knew i was counting something....MiI miss Oktoberfest


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: softballdaddy on January 26, 2010, 10:55:06 AM
Today I have reached the dudious milestone of 62....one of the younger coaches on our staff asked before school..."Coach Jones, I don't know how you can keep coaching at 62"...I answered that it was a product of poor financial planning and not a bull constitution. ;D

So a round of prune juice for all....


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Stretcher75 on January 26, 2010, 11:05:58 AM
Happy B-Day SBD!!!  :D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: NeHuskerz on January 26, 2010, 11:38:43 AM
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

Happy Birthday SBD!


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: softballdaddy on January 26, 2010, 02:39:38 PM
thank you one and all   set Of depends for my friends


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: van on January 26, 2010, 02:53:43 PM
Happy B'day SBD...... only as young as you feel........ got me by about 10 yrs  keep on keeping on.


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Dr PennyStock on January 26, 2010, 03:41:34 PM
Hey, happy birthday SBD, long life my friend  ;D ;D ;D



Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: jotuk6771 on January 26, 2010, 03:46:52 PM
 :o  Near missed to wish you the best , SBD  !   ;)

Cheers!  :)


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: NeHuskerz on February 04, 2010, 09:17:26 PM
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, 'When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip.'

So next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm...

Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the following note on the door:

1) Sip the vodka, don't gulp.

2) There are 10 commandments, not 12.

3) There are 12 disciples, not 10.

4) Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.

5) Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass.

6) We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.

7) The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior and the spook.

8)David slew Goliath; he did not kick the shit out of him.

9) When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off his donkey, don't say he was stoned off his ass.

10) We do not refer to the cross as the 'Big T.'

11) When Jesus broke the bread at the last supper he said, 'Take this and eat it for it is my body.' He did not say 'Eat me'.

12) The Virgin Mary is not called 'Mary with the Cherry'.

13) The recommended grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for the grub, Yeah God.

14) Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at St. Peter's not a peter pulling contest at St. Taffy's.


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: StockAim on February 22, 2010, 10:47:58 AM
Im lovin this video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-8PBx7isoM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-8PBx7isoM)


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Dr PennyStock on February 23, 2010, 06:01:38 AM
Im lovin this video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-8PBx7isoM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-8PBx7isoM)

Well done, great creativity.


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: StockAim on February 24, 2010, 10:01:10 AM
Thanks Doc!


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: softballdaddy on March 23, 2010, 01:48:47 PM
 




The Haircut     
One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut.  After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week.'  The florist was pleased and left the shop.  When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door. 

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop.  The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door. 

Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I can not accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week.' The Congressman was very happy and left the shop.  The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut. 

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.   


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: trada on March 23, 2010, 02:06:55 PM
If there was a "Like" button to click (Facebook reference) I would. :)


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: van on March 23, 2010, 02:34:43 PM
lol   got to laugh to keep from crying.......much truth to your post SBD
I say vote them all out and do not replace them. Its time for a US Gov't RE-ORG


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: StockAim on March 23, 2010, 02:36:28 PM
Capitalism and Cows

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/167/376203116_3dacd1b47d.jpg)


TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM -- You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION -- You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops dead.

FRENCH CORPORATION -- You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION -- You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create clever cow cartoon images called Cowkimon(tm) and market them world-wide.

A GERMAN CORPORATION -- You have two cows. You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.

A BRITISH CORPORATION
-- You have two cows. Both are mad.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION -- You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.

A RUSSIAN CORPORATION -- You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 12 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.

A SWISS CORPORATION -- You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.

A HINDU CORPORATION -- You have two cows. You worship them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION
-- You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.

AN ARKANSAS CORPORATION -- You have two cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.

ENRON CORPORATION
-- You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. Sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States, leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release. The public buys your bull.

ARTHUR ANDERSON, LLC -- You have 2 cows. You shred all documents that Enron has any cows, take 2 cows from Enron for payment for consulting the cows, and attest that Enron has 9 cows.
      


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: softballdaddy on March 24, 2010, 01:05:04 PM

 

 
 
 

 

A few good Senior Moments 

Garage Door  The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was down and his fly area wide open. His assistant walked up to him and said, 'This morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?' The boss told her he knew he'd closed the garage door, and walked into his office puzzled by the question.   

   

   As he finished his paperwork, he suddenly noticed his fly was open, and zipped it up. He then understood his assistant's question about his 'garage door.'

He headed out for a cup of coffee and paused by her desk to ask, 'When my garage door was open, did you see my Hummer parked in there?' 

She smiled and said, 'No, I didn't. All I saw was an old mini van with two flat tires..


 


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

 
An elderly gentleman....
Had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100% 
The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, 'Your hearing is perfect.. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again.' 
The gentleman replied, 'Oh, I haven't told my family yet. 
I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!'   


 


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

 
Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: 'Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?' 
Slim says, 'I feel just like a newborn baby.' 
'Really!? Like a newborn baby!?'
'Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.'   


 


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

 
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen.. 
The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, 'Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great.. I would recommend it very highly.' 
The other man said, 'What is the name of the restaurant?' 
The first man thought and thought and finally said, 'What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love? 
You know.... The one that's red and has thorns.' 

 'Do you mean a rose?' 
'Yes, that's the one,' replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, 'Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?'   


 


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

  Hospital regulations  require a wheel chair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet, who insisted he  didn't need my help to leave the hospital. 
After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let me wheel him to the elevator. 
On the way down I asked him if his wife was meeting him. 
'I don't know,' he said. 'She's still upstairs in the bathroom changing out of her hospital gown.'   


 


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

  Couple in their nineties  are both having problems remembering things. During a checkup, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember  ..
Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. 'Want anything while I'm in the kitchen?' he asks.
'Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?'
'Sure..' 
'Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?' she asks. 
'No, I can remember it.' 
'Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too. Maybe you should write it down, so  as not to forget it?' 
He says, 'I can remember that. You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries.' 
'I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget that, write it down?' she asks. 
Irritated, he says, 'I don't need to write it down, I can remember it! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream - I got it, for goodness sake!' 
Then he toddles into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes,  The old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs.. She stares at the plate for a moment. 
'Where's my toast ?'


 


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

  A senior citizensaid to his eighty-year old buddy: 
'So I hear you're getting married?' 
'Yep!' 
'Do I know her?' 
'Nope!'
'This woman, is she good looking?'
'Not really.' 
'Is she a good cook?' 
'Naw, she can't cook too well.'
'Does she have lots of money?'
'Nope! Poor as a church mouse.'
'Well, then, is she good in bed?' 
'I don't know.' 
'Why in the world do you want to marry her then?' 
'Because she can still drive!'


 


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

  Three old guysare out walking. 
First one says, 'Windy, isn't it?' 
Second one says, 'No, it's Thursday!' 
Third one says, 'So am I. Let's go get a beer..'   


 


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

  A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art.. It's perfect.' 
'Really,' answered the neighbor . 'What kind is it?'
'Twelve thirty..'


 


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

  Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. 
A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. 
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, 'You're really doing great, aren't you?' 
Morris replied, 'Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.'' 
The doctor said, 'I didn't say that.. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful.'   


 


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

 
One more. . .......!
A little old manshuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.. After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split. 
The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?' 
'No,' he replied, 'Arthritis.' 



 
 
 
 


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: trada on March 24, 2010, 01:24:22 PM
Thanks for that SBD... a good mid-day laugh


Title: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: softballdaddy on March 24, 2010, 02:09:45 PM
One more...

 


 


 


Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients

and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much

he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt

and sense of betrayal were overwhelming.


But every now and then he'd hear an internal

reassuring voice in his head that said:


"Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first

medical practitioner to sleep with one of their
patients and you won't be the last.

And you're single. Just let it go."


But invariably another voice in his head

would bring him back to reality.

Whispering......

Dave..........

Dave .............


Dave........

Dave........

..........you're a vet.
 

 

 



 
 

 

/
 
 
 

 

 

 



 
 
 


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: trada on April 08, 2010, 10:39:35 AM
Not really sure where to mention this possible play, so I put it here. SOAP

It opened at .04, and it closed yesterday at .775


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Mr. Halsey on April 08, 2010, 11:06:06 AM
ya got a cold one fer me?


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: NeHuskerz on September 07, 2010, 10:10:25 AM
Fantasy football anyone?


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Stretcher75 on September 07, 2010, 10:32:54 AM
Yes, I'm going to try the Facebook app this year. What are you using?


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: NeHuskerz on September 07, 2010, 10:53:58 AM
We play on Fox Sports.  We have a small group of folks that have never met that just keep getting together year after year.  I think it's been 4-5 years now.  We bash on each other.  I think I do most of the bashing/insulting but we need some fresh bashers/insulters.  Mostly just fun but this one guy always gets mad.  He's from Dallas. Cowboys fan, of course.  Maybe that's why he's always getting mad.  Draft is tonight...not much time but the season starts Thursday.  Woohoo!  We have some open slots if anyone is interested.  Warning: It's mostly PG-13 but gets a little R rated at times with some of the language.  Prepare to be insulted but it's just for fun.  PM me if anyone is interested and I'll send you the link, id and password.


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: NeHuskerz on January 26, 2011, 08:45:14 AM
Happy Birthday SoftBallDaddy!


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: softballdaddy on January 26, 2011, 10:54:27 AM
Thanks Pal....now if the market could give a little gift, but so far just being as red as a baboon's butt :D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Dr PennyStock on January 27, 2011, 10:02:33 AM
Thanks Pal....now if the market could give a little gift, but so far just being as red as a baboon's butt :D

Happy Birthday SBD, long life, my friend ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: softballdaddy on January 27, 2011, 10:56:49 AM
Danke schoen Herr Doktor, und fur Sie

 
Thanks Pal....now if the market could give a little gift, but so far just being as red as a baboon's butt :D

Happy Birthday SBD, long life, my friend ;D


Title: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: softballdaddy on February 22, 2011, 02:22:58 PM
The Mid-East in turmoil, pirates killing our citizens, Libya and its oil about to explode, DOW down 170 points, Porfolio redder than a baboons butt...days like this I don't know whether to commit suicide or go bowling. :D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Smitty on February 22, 2011, 03:56:08 PM
The Mid-East in turmoil, pirates killing our citizens, Libya and its oil about to explode, DOW down 170 points, Porfolio redder than a baboons butt...days like this I don't know whether to commit suicide or go bowling. :D

If you can afford to go around the world on your yacht, you should be able to afford a tv to watch the news occasionally. If you take your yacht sightseeing off the Somalia coast, you should not be surprised that you get kidnapped and killed.


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: softballdaddy on February 22, 2011, 04:10:07 PM
Note to self...when giving out free bibles to Muslims, skip the ones with the AK-47's
The Mid-East in turmoil, pirates killing our citizens, Libya and its oil about to explode, DOW down 170 points, Porfolio redder than a baboons butt...days like this I don't know whether to commit suicide or go bowling. :D

If you can afford to go around the world on your yacht, you should be able to afford a tv to watch the news occasionally. If you take your yacht sightseeing off the Somalia coast, you should not be surprised that you get kidnapped and killed.


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Vegas on February 22, 2011, 05:38:03 PM
The Mid-East in turmoil, pirates killing our citizens, Libya and its oil about to explode, DOW down 170 points, Porfolio redder than a baboons butt...days like this I don't know whether to commit suicide or go bowling. :D

""ORDER OUT OF CHAOS""

The New World Order... Coming to your neighborhood very soon... But that's OK, the antichrist will have a solution to it all... The new age of Satan is upon us...


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: softballdaddy on March 10, 2011, 03:43:41 PM
A cowboy walked into a bar, sat down and asked for a shot, across was a Mexican man sitting there glaring at the cowboy.
The cowboy took the shot and slammed the shot glass down on the counter and yelled, 'TGIF'
The Mexican ordered a shot, took it and slammed his glass down and yelled 'SPIT'
The cowboy looked over at him and noticed the mexican was still staring at him!
The cowboy once again ordered another shot, slammed it down n yelled again 'TGIF'
And once again the mexican ordered another shot, slammed it down after consuming it and yelled out, 'SPIT'
This went on for awhile, finally annoyed by it, the bartender asked the cowboy, do u know wat TGIF means?? & the cowboy replied Hell ya, 'Thank God Its Friday!'
& then the bartender went up to the Mexican man and said ok so Wat does SPIT mean? & the mexican replied..
'Stupid Pendejo Its Thursday' ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Dr PennyStock on March 11, 2011, 04:26:05 PM
LOL, very funny ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: softballdaddy on May 04, 2011, 11:37:46 AM
Just released...Osamas last SMS message

"BRB, someone is at the door"


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: softballdaddy on May 16, 2011, 10:48:48 AM
Getting older, thought I would try golf...may need lessons...only hit 2 balls hard and that was when I stepped on a rake. ???


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: NeHuskerz on May 31, 2011, 12:24:13 PM
Dear President Obama,

I am writing today with a fair request.  I ask that you return America to its August 20th, 1959 borders so that Hawaii is no longer a state and you are no longer a citizen.

Thank you,
 
Benjamin "Bibi" Netanyahu


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: softballdaddy on May 31, 2011, 04:24:56 PM
Stole this joke...as I steal most of my humor

Stock Market Humor: New Stock Market Terms

~CEO -- Chief Embezzlement Officer.
~CFO-- Corporate Fraud Officer.
~BULL MARKET-- A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.
~BEAR MARKET -- A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.
~VALUE INVESTING -- The art of buying low and selling lower.
~P/E RATIO -- The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing.
~BROKER -- What my broker has made me.
~STANDARD & POOR -- Your life in a nutshell.
~STOCK ANALYST -- Idiot who just downgraded your stock.
~STOCK SPLIT -- When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves.
~MARKET CORRECTION -- The day after you buy stocks.
~CASH FLOW -- The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.
~INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR -- Past year investor who's now locked up in a nuthouse.
~PROFIT -- an archaic word no longer in use.


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: jotuk6771 on May 31, 2011, 04:26:54 PM
Stole this joke...as I steal most of my humor

Stock Market Humor: New Stock Market Terms

~CEO -- Chief Embezzlement Officer.
~CFO-- Corporate Fraud Officer.
~BULL MARKET-- A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.
~BEAR MARKET -- A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.
~VALUE INVESTING -- The art of buying low and selling lower.
~P/E RATIO -- The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing.
~BROKER -- What my broker has made me.
~STANDARD & POOR -- Your life in a nutshell.
~STOCK ANALYST -- Idiot who just downgraded your stock.
~STOCK SPLIT -- When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves.
~MARKET CORRECTION -- The day after you buy stocks.
~CASH FLOW -- The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.
~INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR -- Past year investor who's now locked up in a nuthouse.
~PROFIT -- an archaic word no longer in use.

ROTFLOL  ;D ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Dr PennyStock on June 01, 2011, 05:14:22 AM
Stole this joke...as I steal most of my humor

Stock Market Humor: New Stock Market Terms

~CEO -- Chief Embezzlement Officer.
~CFO-- Corporate Fraud Officer.
~BULL MARKET-- A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.
~BEAR MARKET -- A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.
~VALUE INVESTING -- The art of buying low and selling lower.
~P/E RATIO -- The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing.
~BROKER -- What my broker has made me.
~STANDARD & POOR -- Your life in a nutshell.
~STOCK ANALYST -- Idiot who just downgraded your stock.
~STOCK SPLIT -- When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves.
~MARKET CORRECTION -- The day after you buy stocks.
~CASH FLOW -- The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.
~INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR -- Past year investor who's now locked up in a nuthouse.
~PROFIT -- an archaic word no longer in use.

Funny ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: softballdaddy on June 07, 2011, 10:48:51 AM
I enjoy politics...it is fun...we  have a congressman from New York, who has confessed that he exposed him self on Twitter numerous times...all of this and the name Weiner.... you just can't  make this up....

For our non USA friends...In America, Weiner is not a person from Vienna, but a small wurst made for a hot dog bun...

All of this while I hold some channel surfing slow boaters...need a good diversion every once in awhile...Smitty doesn't always post, so we need humor where we can find it...

Hey Smitty....how we doing?


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Smitty on June 07, 2011, 10:54:56 AM
Hanging in here, waiting for my run, or jog, I'd actually settle for a brisk walk at this point.... ;D.....Gonna be on the road all week, so I won't be on too much. Put sell prices on everything, maybe when I get back I won't own anything, just a fat cash balance so I can start all over... ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: NeHuskerz on June 07, 2011, 02:09:20 PM
I enjoy politics...it is fun...we  have a congressman from New York, who has confessed that he exposed him self on Twitter numerous times...all of this and the name Weiner.... you just can't  make this up....

For our non USA friends...In America, Weiner is not a person from Vienna, but a small wurst made for a hot dog bun...

All of this while I hold some channel surfing slow boaters...need a good diversion every once in awhile...Smitty doesn't always post, so we need humor where we can find it...

Hey Smitty....how we doing?
:D :D  You're so right.  Actual headlines in USA newspapers:

Weiner Exposed
Weiner’s Pickle
Weiner apologizes for "junk" mail
Battle of the Bulge: Weiner Exposed
Weiner gets grilled
The Weiner Mystery: A Tough News "Package" to Handle

I’m sure there are more...


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: softballdaddy on June 08, 2011, 12:54:10 PM
Crawling would be good too   :)

Hanging in here, waiting for my run, or jog, I'd actually settle for a brisk walk at this point.... ;D.....Gonna be on the road all week, so I won't be on too much. Put sell prices on everything, maybe when I get back I won't own anything, just a fat cash balance so I can start all over... ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: NeHuskerz on June 09, 2011, 11:37:01 PM
Origin of the word...

(http://i1235.photobucket.com/albums/ff421/NeHuskerz/Boob.jpg)


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: softballdaddy on June 10, 2011, 09:41:48 AM
I am 63 and have done a life time of study on the subject...thanks for your careful analysis and insight.

Origin of the word...

(http://i1235.photobucket.com/albums/ff421/NeHuskerz/Boob.jpg)


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: softballdaddy on June 11, 2011, 09:51:55 AM
My new favorite  "Pelosi wants Weiner Probe" and Police ask teen about Weiner

I enjoy politics...it is fun...we  have a congressman from New York, who has confessed that he exposed him self on Twitter numerous times...all of this and the name Weiner.... you just can't  make this up....

For our non USA friends...In America, Weiner is not a person from Vienna, but a small wurst made for a hot dog bun...

All of this while I hold some channel surfing slow boaters...need a good diversion every once in awhile...Smitty doesn't always post, so we need humor where we can find it...

Hey Smitty....how we doing?
:D :D  You're so right.  Actual headlines in USA newspapers:

Weiner Exposed
Weiner’s Pickle
Weiner apologizes for "junk" mail
Battle of the Bulge: Weiner Exposed
Weiner gets grilled
The Weiner Mystery: A Tough News "Package" to Handle

I’m sure there are more...



Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: softballdaddy on June 30, 2011, 09:39:04 AM
With Smitty in mind

Two wee Irishmen went to the convent, and the soberest asked the nun, "Have you know a wee little nun about 3 feet tall working in the convent?"
The nun answered, "Nigh"
"Have you now maybe a wee little nun about 3 feet tall working somewhere in the county?"
She paused and answered, "I can ask Mother Superior to make some inquiries, can ye be back on the morrow?"
"Aye," he answered.
The next day he went back to the convent and found Mother Superior. "Mother, have ye know a wee little nun about three feet tall working in the county?"
She looked up from her work and stated, " I have made several inquiries and the answer is nigh."
Upon which he turned to his companion, "O'Reilly, you drunken shite, I told you, you were shaggin' a penquin"


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Dr PennyStock on June 30, 2011, 10:32:11 AM
With Smitty in mind

Two wee Irishmen went to the convent, and the soberest asked the nun, "Have you know a wee little nun about 3 feet tall working in the convent?"
The nun answered, "Nigh"
"Have you now maybe a wee little nun about 3 feet tall working somewhere in the county?"
She paused and answered, "I can ask Mother Superior to make some inquiries, can ye be back on the morrow?"
"Aye," he answered.
The next day he went back to the convent and found Mother Superior. "Mother, have ye know a wee little nun about three feet tall working in the county?"
She looked up from her work and stated, " I have made several inquiries and the answer is nigh."
Upon which he turned to his companion, "O'Reilly, you drunken shite, I told you, you were shaggin' a penquin"

LOL, good one ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: NeHuskerz on July 08, 2011, 10:05:11 AM
Does anyone trade on the TSX Venture Exchange?  Is so, who do you use?


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: softballdaddy on July 08, 2011, 11:12:38 AM
Scott


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: softballdaddy on July 08, 2011, 11:18:41 AM
Seen in local paper
Lost, 3 legged dog, missing right eye, scars on left flank where he was shot by accident. Recently castrated. Answers to the name of Lucky.


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Dr PennyStock on July 08, 2011, 12:58:22 PM
Seen in local paper
Lost, 3 legged dog, missing right eye, scars on left flank where he was shot by accident. Recently castrated. Answers to the name of Lucky.

Lucky..... ROFLMAO ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Smitty on July 08, 2011, 01:04:10 PM
This is actually a true listing I read a few years ago in our local paper. It went something like this:

Ultra Lite motor for sale. Only used once. Crash did not harm motor.

 :D :D :D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Dr PennyStock on July 08, 2011, 03:44:38 PM
This is actually a true listing I read a few years ago in our local paper. It went something like this:

Ultra Lite motor for sale. Only used once. Crash did not harm motor.

 :D :D :D

It was only buy, run 100 meters, and, kaboom ;D ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: softballdaddy on July 14, 2011, 10:44:46 AM
I have been taliking with several catalyst trading buddies and many are going liquid right now in preparation in case Congress lets the country default, have any of you experienced this?


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Smitty on July 14, 2011, 11:10:05 AM
NEW YORK (Walter Brandimarte and Daniel Bases) - The United States may lose its top-notch credit rating in the next few weeks if lawmakers fail to increase the country's debt ceiling, forcing the government to miss debt payments, Moody's Investors Service warned on Wednesday.
Moody's was the first among the big-three rating agencies to place the United States' Aaa rating on review for a possible downgrade, which means a negative rating action is impending.

In a statement, Moody's said it sees a "rising possibility that the statutory debt limit will not be raised on a timely basis, leading to a default on U.S. Treasury debt obligations."



Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Tombo on July 14, 2011, 03:18:49 PM
Regardless of what those half-thought articles are saying about a U.S. default being positive, there's no way it will be accepted.  Even if it is smart to sometimes default and walk away form your house and mortgage, it still means you are in a weaker financial state than before.  They can sugar coat it all they want but a U. S. default would be irresponsible and cause the markets to react accordingly, I would be very surprised if congress lets that happen. 

Even though when I think of Congress, responsibility isn't the first word that comes to mind.


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: softballdaddy on July 22, 2011, 12:41:31 PM
BEER, FISHING, SEX &GOLF:
 
A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.

The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"

"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.

"Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" the man asked.

"No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."

"Will you spend this on greens fees at a golf course instead of food?" the man asked.

"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in 20 years!"

"Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district instead of food?" the man asked.

"What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?" exclaimed the homeless man.

"Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."

The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting."

The man replied, "That's okay. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up beer, fishing, golf, and sex."


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: softballdaddy on August 04, 2011, 04:08:57 PM
Days like this reminds me of what my old daddy used to tell me...
Son, he would say, "It always looks the darkest, right before it turns completely f#@#@ black." Dad, wasn't much of a motivational speaker.



Buddy, can you spare a dime?


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: NeHuskerz on September 01, 2011, 11:22:03 AM
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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: softballdaddy on November 30, 2011, 09:42:20 AM



A man who lived on the outskirts of Rimini, Italy, went to the local church for confession.

When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said:


"Father... During World War II, a beautiful Jewish woman from our neighborhood knocked urgently on my door and asked me to hide her from the Nazis. So I hid her in my attic."
 
The priest replied: "That was a wonderful thing you did, and you have no need to confess that."
 
"There is more to tell, Father... She started to repay me with sexual favors. This happened several times a week, and sometimes twice on Sundays."
 
The priest said, "That was a long time ago and by doing what you did, you placed the two of you in great danger, but two people under those circumstances can easily succumb to the weakness of the flesh. However, if you are truly sorry for your actions, you are indeed forgiven."
 
"Thank you, Father. That's a great load off my mind. I do have one more question."
 
"And what is that?" asked the priest.
 
"Should I tell her the war is over?"


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: NeHuskerz on November 30, 2011, 09:50:22 AM
The year is 1947
 
Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over 60 years ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico. This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies and organizations.
 
However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April 1948, nine months after that historic day, the following people were born:
 
Albert A. Gore, Jr.
Hillary Rodham
John F. Kerry
William J. Clinton
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer
Barbara Boxer
Barney Frank
Barack Obama
Anthony Weiner
 
See what happens when aliens breed with sheep and jackasses?

I certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you. It did for me.


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Dr PennyStock on November 30, 2011, 11:36:12 AM



A man who lived on the outskirts of Rimini, Italy, went to the local church for confession.

When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said:


"Father... During World War II, a beautiful Jewish woman from our neighborhood knocked urgently on my door and asked me to hide her from the Nazis. So I hid her in my attic."
 
The priest replied: "That was a wonderful thing you did, and you have no need to confess that."
 
"There is more to tell, Father... She started to repay me with sexual favors. This happened several times a week, and sometimes twice on Sundays."
 
The priest said, "That was a long time ago and by doing what you did, you placed the two of you in great danger, but two people under those circumstances can easily succumb to the weakness of the flesh. However, if you are truly sorry for your actions, you are indeed forgiven."
 
"Thank you, Father. That's a great load off my mind. I do have one more question."
 
"And what is that?" asked the priest.
 
"Should I tell her the war is over?"

ROFLMAO, this is a very good one ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Dr PennyStock on November 30, 2011, 11:41:16 AM
The year is 1947
 
Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over 60 years ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico. This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies and organizations.
 
However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April 1948, nine months after that historic day, the following people were born:
 
Albert A. Gore, Jr.
Hillary Rodham
John F. Kerry
William J. Clinton
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer
Barbara Boxer
Barney Frank
Barack Obama
Anthony Weiner
 
See what happens when aliens breed with sheep and jackasses?

I certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you. It did for me.


ROFLMAO, you guys have hot hand ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: softballdaddy on December 04, 2011, 12:26:01 PM
RETIREMENT BONUS

The Army found they had too many officers/NCOs and decided to offer an early retirement bonus. They promised any officer who volunteered for retirement a bonus of $1,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two points in his body. The officer got to choose what those two points would be.

The first officer who accepted asked that he be measured from the top of his head to the tip of his toes. He was measured at six feet and walked out with a bonus of $72,000.

The second officer who accepted was a little smarter and asked to be measured from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes. He walked out with $96,000.

The third one was a noncommissioned officer, a grizzly old SGT who, when asked where he would like to be measured replied, 'From the tip of my weenie to my testicles.'

It was suggested by the pension man that he might want to reconsider, explaining about the nice big checks the previous two Officers had received. But the old SGT insisted and they decided to go along with him providing the measurement was taken by a Medical Officer.

The Medical Officer arrived and instructed the SGT to 'drop 'em,' which He did.. The medical officer placed the tape measure on the tip of the SGT's weenie and began to work back. Dear Lord!' he suddenly exclaimed, 'Where are your testicles?'

The old SGT calmly replied, 'Iraq.'


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: softballdaddy on December 05, 2011, 08:51:25 PM
Yesterday, I had an appointment with my doctor and he asked me what I did yesterday, so I told him about my day:

"Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded across the edge of a lake, escaped from an angry 14 point buck in the heavy brush, marched up and down a steep hill, stood in a patch of poison ivy, crawled out of quicksand, jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake, and then, outran an alligator!"

Inspired by my story, the doctor said, "You must be an awesome outdoors man!"

"No," I replied, "I'm just a shitty golfer."


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Dr PennyStock on December 06, 2011, 07:33:08 AM
Good one SBD ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: cyburfer on December 07, 2011, 12:17:03 AM
Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 20th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized Tazer.

The effects of the Tazer were supposed to be short lived, with no long term adverse effect on your assailant, allowing adequate time to retreat to safety...??

WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home... I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button.. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button and pressed it against a metal surface at the same time, I'd get the blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs.

AWESOME!!! Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to my wife what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave.

Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it couldn't be all that bad with only two AAA batteries, right?

There I sat in my recliner, my cat looking on intently (trusting little soul) while I was reading the directions and thinking that I really needed to try this thing out on a flesh & blood moving target.

I must admit I thought about zapping the cat (for a fraction of a second) and then thought better of it. He is such a sweet cat. But, if I was going to give this thing to my wife to protect herself against a mugger, I did want some assurance that it would work as advertised.

Am I wrong?

So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a tank top with my reading glasses perched delicately on the bridge of my nose, directions in one hand, and Tazer in another.

The directions said that: a one-second burst would shock and disorient your assailant;

a two-second burst was supposed to cause muscle spasms and a major loss of bodily control; and

a three-second burst would purportedly make your assailant flop on the ground like a fish out of water.
Any burst longer than three seconds would be wasting the batteries. All the while I'm looking at this little device measuring about 5" long, less than 3/4 inch in circumference (loaded with two itsy, bitsy AAA batteries); pretty cute really, and thinking to myself, 'no possible way!'

What happened next is almost beyond description, but I'll do my best.

I'm sitting there alone, the cat looking on with his head cocked to one side so as to say, 'Don't do it stupid,' reasoning that a one second burst from such a tiny lil ole thing couldn't hurt all that bad.. I decided to give myself a one second burst just for heck of it.

I touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and...

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD. WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION. WHAT THE... !!!

I'm pretty sure Hulk Hogan ran in through the side door, picked me up in the recliner, then body slammed us both on the carpet, over and over and over again. I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal position, with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples on fire, testicles nowhere to be found, with my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest position, and tingling in my legs! The cat was making meowing sounds I had never heard before, clinging to a picture frame hanging above the fireplace, obviously in an attempt to avoid getting slammed by my body flopping all over the living room.

Note:
If you ever feel compelled to 'mug' yourself with a Tazer,
one note of caution:

There is NO such thing as a one second burst when you zap yourself! You will not let go of that thing until it is dislodged from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor!
A three second burst would be considered conservative!

A minute or so later (I can't be sure, as time was a relative thing at that point), I collected my wits (what little I had left), sat up and surveyed the landscape.
•   My bent reading glasses were on the mantel of the fireplace.
•   The recliner was upside down and about 8 feet or so from where it originally was.
•   My triceps, right thigh and both nipples were still twitching.
•   My face felt like it had been shot up with Novocain, and my bottom lip weighed 88 lbs.
•   I had no control over the drooling.
•   Apparently I had crapped in my shorts, but was too numb to know for sure, and my sense of smell was gone.
•   I saw a faint smoke cloud above my head, which I believe came from my hair.
I'm still looking for my testicles and I'm offering a significant reward for their safe return!

PS: My wife can't stop laughing about my experience, loved the gift and now regularly threatens me with it!

If you think education is difficult, try being stupid!!!!    Cy...


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Smitty on December 07, 2011, 02:41:25 AM
You are not getting shafted. This is NOTHING that hasn't happened to virtually every generation before. I saved and couldn't buy my first house until I was in my 40's. BFD. it happens.

Shafted? If you were 25 in 1941 you'd spend the next five years getting shot at and fighting for your life. And you think bad is not being able to buy a house?

1951? Welcome to Korea and a post-war housing market that makes today's real estate availability look balmy.

1961? Hey, you're going to Vietnam! Have a nice trip. Try the veal.

1971? You're just in time for Stagflation, LSD and the Civil Rights unrest.

1981? The Reagan revolution is coming but the effects of Carter economics still mean 16% home loans.

There is nothing new about life being tough when you start out. The reason your generation thinks it's getting shafted is you've been pandered to with $500 mp3 players instead of $20 radios, $300 game systems instead of a roll of quarters at the pinball machine, and $700 cell phones instead of making sure you had a dime in your pocket. The realities of eating Blue Box Mac and Cheese and bologna sandwiches are so far removed from today's generation that you think you're entitled to the same quality of life right this instant, that your parents and grandparents spent 30 and 40 years earning.

It's a bitch starting out. But it's not any tougher today than it has ever been. In fact, I'd say there's never been a better time to be starting out. You can work ANYWHERE via the internet. There are billionaires made before they are 35 these days because they can type really well. You can fly across country for $300 bucks. You can buy a 300 horsepower car that gets 25mpg for $25k.


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Dr PennyStock on December 07, 2011, 11:03:29 AM
Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 20th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized Tazer.

The effects of the Tazer were supposed to be short lived, with no long term adverse effect on your assailant, allowing adequate time to retreat to safety...??

WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home... I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button.. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button and pressed it against a metal surface at the same time, I'd get the blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs.

AWESOME!!! Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to my wife what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave.

Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it couldn't be all that bad with only two AAA batteries, right?

There I sat in my recliner, my cat looking on intently (trusting little soul) while I was reading the directions and thinking that I really needed to try this thing out on a flesh & blood moving target.

I must admit I thought about zapping the cat (for a fraction of a second) and then thought better of it. He is such a sweet cat. But, if I was going to give this thing to my wife to protect herself against a mugger, I did want some assurance that it would work as advertised.

Am I wrong?

So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a tank top with my reading glasses perched delicately on the bridge of my nose, directions in one hand, and Tazer in another.

The directions said that: a one-second burst would shock and disorient your assailant;

a two-second burst was supposed to cause muscle spasms and a major loss of bodily control; and

a three-second burst would purportedly make your assailant flop on the ground like a fish out of water.
Any burst longer than three seconds would be wasting the batteries. All the while I'm looking at this little device measuring about 5" long, less than 3/4 inch in circumference (loaded with two itsy, bitsy AAA batteries); pretty cute really, and thinking to myself, 'no possible way!'

What happened next is almost beyond description, but I'll do my best.

I'm sitting there alone, the cat looking on with his head cocked to one side so as to say, 'Don't do it stupid,' reasoning that a one second burst from such a tiny lil ole thing couldn't hurt all that bad.. I decided to give myself a one second burst just for heck of it.

I touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and...

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD. WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION. WHAT THE... !!!

I'm pretty sure Hulk Hogan ran in through the side door, picked me up in the recliner, then body slammed us both on the carpet, over and over and over again. I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal position, with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples on fire, testicles nowhere to be found, with my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest position, and tingling in my legs! The cat was making meowing sounds I had never heard before, clinging to a picture frame hanging above the fireplace, obviously in an attempt to avoid getting slammed by my body flopping all over the living room.

Note:
If you ever feel compelled to 'mug' yourself with a Tazer,
one note of caution:

There is NO such thing as a one second burst when you zap yourself! You will not let go of that thing until it is dislodged from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor!
A three second burst would be considered conservative!

A minute or so later (I can't be sure, as time was a relative thing at that point), I collected my wits (what little I had left), sat up and surveyed the landscape.
•   My bent reading glasses were on the mantel of the fireplace.
•   The recliner was upside down and about 8 feet or so from where it originally was.
•   My triceps, right thigh and both nipples were still twitching.
•   My face felt like it had been shot up with Novocain, and my bottom lip weighed 88 lbs.
•   I had no control over the drooling.
•   Apparently I had crapped in my shorts, but was too numb to know for sure, and my sense of smell was gone.
•   I saw a faint smoke cloud above my head, which I believe came from my hair.
I'm still looking for my testicles and I'm offering a significant reward for their safe return!

PS: My wife can't stop laughing about my experience, loved the gift and now regularly threatens me with it!

If you think education is difficult, try being stupid!!!!    Cy...


ROFLMAO ;D I am crying reading your message ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Dr PennyStock on December 07, 2011, 11:11:14 AM
You are not getting shafted. This is NOTHING that hasn't happened to virtually every generation before. I saved and couldn't buy my first house until I was in my 40's. BFD. it happens.

Shafted? If you were 25 in 1941 you'd spend the next five years getting shot at and fighting for your life. And you think bad is not being able to buy a house?

1951? Welcome to Korea and a post-war housing market that makes today's real estate availability look balmy.

1961? Hey, you're going to Vietnam! Have a nice trip. Try the veal.

1971? You're just in time for Stagflation, LSD and the Civil Rights unrest.

1981? The Reagan revolution is coming but the effects of Carter economics still mean 16% home loans.

There is nothing new about life being tough when you start out. The reason your generation thinks it's getting shafted is you've been pandered to with $500 mp3 players instead of $20 radios, $300 game systems instead of a roll of quarters at the pinball machine, and $700 cell phones instead of making sure you had a dime in your pocket. The realities of eating Blue Box Mac and Cheese and bologna sandwiches are so far removed from today's generation that you think you're entitled to the same quality of life right this instant, that your parents and grandparents spent 30 and 40 years earning.

It's a bitch starting out. But it's not any tougher today than it has ever been. In fact, I'd say there's never been a better time to be starting out. You can work ANYWHERE via the internet. There are billionaires made before they are 35 these days because they can type really well. You can fly across country for $300 bucks. You can buy a 300 horsepower car that gets 25mpg for $25k.

True, the life was never so easy, despite all the problems we are facing.


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: softballdaddy on February 10, 2012, 06:19:32 PM
 :) :), snuggling up to him.
'Your boyfriend, then?' he continues.
'No, not at all,' she says, nibbling away at his ear.'Is it your dad or your brother?' he inquires,hoping to be reassured.
'No, no, no! You are so hot when you're jealous!' she answers.
'Well, who in the hell is he, then?' he demands.
She whispers in his ear
'That's me before the surgery.'   :) :D ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: bluebird on February 11, 2012, 10:17:32 AM
Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 20th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized Tazer.

The effects of the Tazer were supposed to be short lived, with no long term adverse effect on your assailant, allowing adequate time to retreat to safety...??

WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home... I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button.. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button and pressed it against a metal surface at the same time, I'd get the blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs.

AWESOME!!! Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to my wife what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave.

Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it couldn't be all that bad with only two AAA batteries, right?

There I sat in my recliner, my cat looking on intently (trusting little soul) while I was reading the directions and thinking that I really needed to try this thing out on a flesh & blood moving target.

I must admit I thought about zapping the cat (for a fraction of a second) and then thought better of it. He is such a sweet cat. But, if I was going to give this thing to my wife to protect herself against a mugger, I did want some assurance that it would work as advertised.

Am I wrong?

So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a tank top with my reading glasses perched delicately on the bridge of my nose, directions in one hand, and Tazer in another.

The directions said that: a one-second burst would shock and disorient your assailant;

a two-second burst was supposed to cause muscle spasms and a major loss of bodily control; and

a three-second burst would purportedly make your assailant flop on the ground like a fish out of water.
Any burst longer than three seconds would be wasting the batteries. All the while I'm looking at this little device measuring about 5" long, less than 3/4 inch in circumference (loaded with two itsy, bitsy AAA batteries); pretty cute really, and thinking to myself, 'no possible way!'

What happened next is almost beyond description, but I'll do my best.

I'm sitting there alone, the cat looking on with his head cocked to one side so as to say, 'Don't do it stupid,' reasoning that a one second burst from such a tiny lil ole thing couldn't hurt all that bad.. I decided to give myself a one second burst just for heck of it.

I touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and...

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD. WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION. WHAT THE... !!!

I'm pretty sure Hulk Hogan ran in through the side door, picked me up in the recliner, then body slammed us both on the carpet, over and over and over again. I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal position, with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples on fire, testicles nowhere to be found, with my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest position, and tingling in my legs! The cat was making meowing sounds I had never heard before, clinging to a picture frame hanging above the fireplace, obviously in an attempt to avoid getting slammed by my body flopping all over the living room.

Note:
If you ever feel compelled to 'mug' yourself with a Tazer,
one note of caution:

There is NO such thing as a one second burst when you zap yourself! You will not let go of that thing until it is dislodged from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor!
A three second burst would be considered conservative!

A minute or so later (I can't be sure, as time was a relative thing at that point), I collected my wits (what little I had left), sat up and surveyed the landscape.
•   My bent reading glasses were on the mantel of the fireplace.
•   The recliner was upside down and about 8 feet or so from where it originally was.
•   My triceps, right thigh and both nipples were still twitching.
•   My face felt like it had been shot up with Novocain, and my bottom lip weighed 88 lbs.
•   I had no control over the drooling.
•   Apparently I had crapped in my shorts, but was too numb to know for sure, and my sense of smell was gone.
•   I saw a faint smoke cloud above my head, which I believe came from my hair.
I'm still looking for my testicles and I'm offering a significant reward for their safe return!

PS: My wife can't stop laughing about my experience, loved the gift and now regularly threatens me with it!

If you think education is difficult, try being stupid!!!!    Cy...


ROFLMAO ;D I am crying reading your message ;D

OMG!  This is wonderful.  Where can I buy one of these things?  I know a few testicles that need to be lost!  (ROFLOL) 


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: cyburfer on February 16, 2012, 11:51:48 PM
      Two old coots were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: "Smitty, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. And I know you're older than dirt... How do you feel ?" 
Smitty says, 'I feel just like a newborn baby.' 
      "Really!? Like a newborn baby!?"
'Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.'    :-\     Cy...       


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Smitty on February 17, 2012, 07:35:16 AM
      Two old coots were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: "Smitty, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. And I know you're older than dirt... How do you feel ?" 
Smitty says, 'I feel just like a newborn baby.' 
      "Really!? Like a newborn baby!?"
'Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.'    :-\     Cy...       


What'd I tell you 'bout messin' with old people?.. :D ;D :D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: drwright68 on March 08, 2012, 01:36:51 PM
Hello all, DrP bought me a drink. Bloody Mary, a double and spicy please....lol


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Dr PennyStock on March 08, 2012, 02:08:27 PM
Hello all, DrP bought me a drink. Bloody Mary, a double and spicy please....lol

Please, barman, give him all he wants ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: drwright68 on March 08, 2012, 02:35:35 PM
Thnx, but I can and do drink a lot. Bring on the Sharfe Maus' lol


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Dr PennyStock on March 08, 2012, 03:06:45 PM
Thnx, but I can and do drink a lot. Bring on the Sharfe Maus' lol

That is another story, we are in public ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: drwright68 on March 08, 2012, 03:25:04 PM
Thnx, but I can and do drink a lot. Bring on the Sharfe Maus' lol

That is another story, we are in public ;D

Yeah a Public bar! lol. Ever go to Lake Constanz?


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Dr PennyStock on March 08, 2012, 03:29:21 PM
Thnx, but I can and do drink a lot. Bring on the Sharfe Maus' lol

That is another story, we are in public ;D

Yeah a Public bar! lol. Ever go to Lake Constanz?

No, we have many here, I know Nordsee, Brombachsee, but, I already heard of that one.


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: goN4it on March 09, 2012, 12:45:00 AM
I enjoy politics...it is fun...we  have a congressman from New York, who has confessed that he exposed him self on Twitter numerous times...all of this and the name Weiner.... you just can't  make this up....

For our non USA friends...In America, Weiner is not a person from Vienna, but a small wurst made for a hot dog bun...

All of this while I hold some channel surfing slow boaters...need a good diversion every once in awhile...Smitty doesn't always post, so we need humor where we can find it...

Hey Smitty....how we doing?
:D :D  You're so right.  Actual headlines in USA newspapers:

Weiner Exposed
Weiner’s Pickle
Weiner apologizes for "junk" mail
Battle of the Bulge: Weiner Exposed
Weiner gets grilled
The Weiner Mystery: A Tough News "Package" to Handle

I’m sure there are more...

ha! yeah... good times


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Smitty on March 17, 2012, 03:50:21 PM
Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a Venison steak.
 
But, all of Bubba's neighbors were Catholic. And since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday.
 
The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest.
 
The Priest came to visit Bubba, and suggested that he become a Catholic.
 
After several classes and much study, Bubba attended Mass...and as the priest  sprinkled holy water over him, he said, 'You were born a Baptist, and raised a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic.'

Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood.
 
The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors, and, as he rushed into Bubba's yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement.
 
There stood Bubba, clutching a small bottle of holy water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat while chanting: "You wuz born a deer, you wuz raised a deer, but now you is a catfish."


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Dr PennyStock on March 18, 2012, 03:36:38 PM
;D ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: cyburfer on March 19, 2012, 03:48:21 PM
A vampire bat arrives back at the cave with his face, mouth, and teeth covered in blood.
All the other bats get excited and ask where he got it from.    :-*   "Follow me", he says...
Off they fly, over the hills, over the river, and into the dark forest.    "See that tree over there?"
"Yes", they all reply.
                                "Well I freakin' didn't!!!!!"    :o     Cy...


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Smitty on March 19, 2012, 08:04:26 PM
A vampire bat arrives back at the cave with his face, mouth, and teeth covered in blood.
All the other bats get excited and ask where he got it from.    :-*   "Follow me", he says...
Off they fly, over the hills, over the river, and into the dark forest.    "See that tree over there?"
"Yes", they all reply.
                                "Well I freakin' didn't!!!!!"    :o     Cy...

 ;D ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: justonian on March 20, 2012, 12:05:41 PM
Woo hoo, first half day off in a long ass time.  Hey barkeep, I'll take a crown and coke, hold the coke!   


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: BigJay on March 21, 2012, 07:26:00 PM
Sotally Tober
Starkle starkle little twink
who the hell you are I think
I'm not under what you call
the alcofluence of incohol
I'm just a little slort of sheep
I'm not drunk like tinkle peep
I don't know who is me yet
but the drunker I stand here
the longer I get
Just give me one more drink
to fill me cup
'cuz I got all day sober
to Sunday up.


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Yackov on March 22, 2012, 01:23:47 AM
A vampire bat arrives back at the cave with his face, mouth, and teeth covered in blood.
All the other bats get excited and ask where he got it from.    :-*   "Follow me", he says...
Off they fly, over the hills, over the river, and into the dark forest.    "See that tree over there?"
"Yes", they all reply.
                                "Well I freakin' didn't!!!!!"    :o     Cy...

LMAO!!


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Dandc3 on March 24, 2012, 11:09:53 AM
Barbara Martin*, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.  Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.

He became concerned and walked over to the car.  He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open and she looked very strange.  He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.  The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.

When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head.  A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head.  When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains.  She initially passed out, but quickly recovered.

Barbara is a blonde, a Democrat, and an Obama supporter, but that could all be a coincidence.  The defective biscuit canister was analyzed and the expiration date was from 2008, so it was determined to be Bush's fault.



Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: cyburfer on April 05, 2012, 10:58:41 AM
Excerpt from "E" sent by old oilfield buddy now living in Thailand..   :P   Cy...

My new Thai girlfriend says that a small penis shouldn't be an issue in a strong and loving relationship.
Which I suppose is true ,
But I still wish she didn't have one!!!!




Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: cyburfer on April 14, 2012, 01:37:15 PM
Woman:     Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer:     Ma'am, you were speeding.

Woman:    Oh, I see.

Officer:     Can I see your license please?

Woman:    I'd give it to you but I don't have one.

Officer:     Don't have one?

Woman:    Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.

Officer:     I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Woman:    I can't do that.

Officer:     Why not?

Woman:    I stole this car.

Officer:     Stole it?

Woman:    Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer:     You what?

Woman:    His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.

   The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his car, and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2:   Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle
please!

   The woman steps out of her vehicle.

Woman:     Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2:   One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.

Woman:     Murdered the owner?

Officer 2:   Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.

   The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2:   Is this your car, ma'am?

Woman:     Yes, here are the registration papers.

   The first officer is stunned.

Officer 2:   One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.

   The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer snaps open the clutch purse and examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2:   Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.

Woman:     Betcha the lying bastard told you I was speeding too.      8)   Cy...


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Smitty on April 14, 2012, 01:43:23 PM
I bought a new Ford F250 Tri-Flex Fuel Truck
Go figure it runs on either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85.
I returned to the dealer yesterday
Because I couldn't get the radio to work.
The service technician explained that the radio was voice activated.
... ...
'Nelson,' the technician said to the radio.
The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'

'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again'
Came from the speakers.

Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant
' Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days,
Every time I'd say, 'Beethoven,'
I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said,
'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs.

Yesterday, some guy ran a red light
And nearly creamed my new truck ,
But I swerved in time to avoid him.

I yelled, 'Ass Hole!'
Immediately the radio responded with,

Ladies and gentlemen,
The President of The
United States

Damn I love this truck....


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Kid Dynamite on April 17, 2012, 09:55:55 AM
Just saw the space shuttle outside of my building  ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: cyburfer on April 17, 2012, 10:44:28 AM
Just saw the space shuttle outside of my building  ;D ;D ;D
I thought the government shut that Med's testing program down a long time ago..   ;)  Cy...


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: catfish369 on April 20, 2012, 11:08:13 AM
An old Jewish man lived alone in the country. He needed to plant his potato garden but the task was too daunting for the old man as the ground was hard.

His only son, Sol, who used to help him dig, was in federal prison for Insider Trading and Stock Fraud. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

Dear Solly:
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won’t be able to plant my potato garden this year. I’m just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me.
Love, Papa

A few days later, the old man received a letter from his son:

Dear Papa:
For heaven’s sake Dad, don’t dig up that garden, that’s where I buried the money & stocks.
Love, Solly

At 4:00 a.m. the next morning, a team of FBI agents and local police arrived at the old man’s house and dug up the entire garden area without finding any money or stocks. They apologized to the old man and left.

That same day the old man received another letter from his son:

Dear Papa:
Go ahead and plant the potatoes now. That’s the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love, Solly


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: cyburfer on April 21, 2012, 03:40:42 AM
An old Jewish man ...
Great one Catfish..    ;D    Cy...


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Smitty on April 22, 2012, 10:56:46 AM
Gorilla Removal

An old timer went into the kitchen one morning and as he was drinking his morning coffee he noticed a gorilla in the tree out front.

He called his wife into the kitchen and told her to get the yellow pages and find a gorilla remover.
...
Sure enough, she found an ad for a gorilla removal company and phoned them for the help with the problem.

The gorilla remover showed up shortly after.

He was a pretty large man with a dog named buck, a pair of handcuffs and a 12 gauge shotgun.

Looking perplexed the old man asked the gorilla remover how this was going to go.

The gorilla remover replied, "I am going to hand you the shotgun and the handcuffs, I am going to climb that tree and shake that gorilla out of the tree. When he hits the ground ol buck there will attack his crotch, and when that gorilla gets both hands aroud ol bucks neck you slap the cuffs on him."

The old man asks "What about the shotgun?"

The gorilla remover replies, "If that gorilla shakes me out of that tree you shoot ol buck!"


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Smitty on April 26, 2012, 01:40:29 PM
Microchip Implant Allows Islamic Terrorists to Speak to God.

The implant is specifically designed to be injected in the forehead.

When properly installed, it will allow the terrorist to speak to God!!!
...
It comes in various sizes: Generally from .223 to .50 cal.

The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained and highly skilled technician, who will also make the injection. No anesthetic is required.

The implant usually is completely painless. Side effects, like headaches, nausea, aches and pains are extremely temporary.

Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site, but in most cases, you won't even notice it.

Please enjoy the security we provide for you.

Best Regards,

The United States Marine Corps           ;D :D ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: catfish369 on May 02, 2012, 10:50:37 AM
Speaking German in Texas
In Texas there is a town called New Braunfels,
where there is a large German-speaking population.
One day, a local rancher noticed a man using his
hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond.
The rancher rolled down the window and shouted:
"Sehr angenehm! Trink das Wasser nicht. Die kuehe
haben darein geschissen." Which means Glad to
meet you! Don't drink the water. The cows have shit
in it.
The man shouted back: I'm from New York, and
down here campaigning for Obama. I can't understand
you. Please speak in English.
The rancher replied "Use both Hands"


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Smitty on May 04, 2012, 11:41:57 AM
A black guy, An illegal alien, A Muslim, And a Communist Walk into a bar. The bartender asks,

"What can I get you, Mr President?"


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: softballdaddy on May 05, 2012, 04:11:02 PM
 Today is Cinco de Mayo...popularized as a victory by Juaristas over French Forces of Maximillian...but according to SBD

Another popular myth...on April 14-15 the RMS Titanic struck an iceberg in the North Sea...on board in the holds were 200 cases on Royal Mayonaisse to be reshipped to Vera Cruz to a colony of mayo loving Mexicanos...that transhipment was to arrive on 5 May...today it is memorialized as Sinko de Mayo


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Smitty on May 06, 2012, 01:23:05 AM
Drove to the gas station to get $5.00 in gas..........
The clerk farted and handed me a receipt.


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: cyburfer on May 08, 2012, 04:04:06 AM
                At least it was a good weekend for brim..   ;D   Cy...
                       (http://images.investorshub.advfn.com/images/uploads/2012/5/8/ulmqiBrim.jpg)


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Dr PennyStock on May 08, 2012, 03:06:37 PM
Wow, you are a professional ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: justonian on May 14, 2012, 04:41:25 PM
Was reading some greek newspapers to see how they think over there today.  Uncovered a few things, about 80% of Greeks want to stay in the euro.  Okay, in order to stay in the Euro, they have to make cuts in public spending, and reduce their debt (i.e. austerity measures).  Now here's what throws me off.  The party that's leading the polls is the SYRIZA party, who is against the austerity measures, but also wants to stay in the euro.  Their answer is to add 120,000 public sector jobs, and reverse the pension cuts that have been made. 

Does the logic compute to anyone else, cuz it's the same as dividing by zero to me.  DOES NOT COMPUTE.   


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: justonian on May 16, 2012, 04:07:55 PM
There once was this big ol buck
He saw this doe he'd like to ___

^^^^^ limit of my poetry.


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Dr PennyStock on May 16, 2012, 04:17:11 PM
Damn, I need a beer, this market is killing me.

Barman, one Bitburger, please, or two.


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: justonian on May 16, 2012, 04:22:15 PM
Damn, I need a beer, this market is killing me.

Barman, one Bitburger, please, or two.

I'm gonna do my part, and eat a greek salad.


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Dr PennyStock on May 16, 2012, 04:29:16 PM
Damn, I need a beer, this market is killing me.

Barman, one Bitburger, please, or two.

I'm gonna do my part, and eat a greek salad.

No, do not touch it, it has poison ;D

No serious, first the crisis caused by the American's financial toxic products, now the Euro crisis, and, Spain is the next one, we are Fonged ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: justonian on May 16, 2012, 04:32:06 PM
Damn, I need a beer, this market is killing me.

Barman, one Bitburger, please, or two.

I'm gonna do my part, and eat a greek salad.

No, do not touch it, it has poison ;D

No serious, first the crisis caused by the American's financial toxic products, now the Euro crisis, and, Spain is the next one, we are Fonged ;D

Totally Fonged ;D haha


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: catfish369 on May 24, 2012, 11:36:50 AM
I am 75 years old & love to fish
I was sitting on a dock the other day,
when I heard a voice say "Pick me up"
I looked around & couldn't see anyone
I thought I was dreaming when
I heard the voice say again "Pick me up"
I looked in the water & there
floating on the top, was a frog
I said "Are you talking to me?"
The frog said, "Yes I'm talking to you.
Pick me up then, kiss me &
I'll turn into the most beautiful woman
you have ever seen."
I'll make sure that all of your friends
are jealous & envious because I will be your
mistress
I looked at the frog for a short time,
reached over, picked it up carefully,
& placed it in my front pocket.
The frog said to me, "What are you nuts?
Didn't you hear what I said?
I said kiss me & I will be your beautiful mistress
At that moment I opened my pocket, looked at the
frog & said
"Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog."
With age comes wisdom!!!


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: cyburfer on May 27, 2012, 06:57:37 PM
  A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, “Ribbit 9 Iron.'  The man looks around and doesn’t see anyone but a frog.  Again, he hears, “Ribbit 9 Iron.” He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts the club away, and grabs a 9 iron.  Boom! He hits it 10 inches from the cup. He is shocked. He says to the frog “Wow that's amazing.. You must be a lucky frog, eh?” The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole.  “What do you think frog?” the man asks.  “Ribbit 3 wood.”  The guy takes out a 3 wood and, Boom! Hole in one... The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say. By the end of the day, the man golfed the best game of golf in his life and asks the frog,  “OK where to next?” The frog replies,  “Ribbit Las Vegas ..” 
   They go to Las Vegas and the guy says,  “OK frog, now what?” The frog says, “Ribbit Roulette.” Upon approaching the roulette table the man asks,  “What do you think I should bet?” The frog replies, “Ribbit $3000, Black 6.”   Now, odds on this were extreme, but after the golf game the man figures what the heck. Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table the man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel. He sits the frog down and says, “Frog, I don't know how to repay you.  You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful.” The frog replies, “Ribbit Kiss Me.” He figures why not, since after all the frog did for him he deserves it. With a kiss, the frog turns into a gorgeous 17 year-old girl. 
   “And that Your Honor is how the girl ended up in my room so help me God or my name is not William Jefferson Clinton.”

                                                         :-\   Cy...


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: cyburfer on May 27, 2012, 07:07:55 PM
A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading.

After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked, 'Say Father, what causes arthritis?'

The priest replies, 'My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow man, sleeping around with prostitutes and lack of a bath.'

The drunk muttered in response, 'Well, I'll be darned,' then returned to his paper.

The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. 'I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?'

The drunk answered, 'I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does.'    :D   Cy...


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: cyburfer on May 27, 2012, 07:12:44 PM
A young cowboy sitting in a saloon one Saturday night recognized an elderly man standing at the bar who, in his day, had been the fastest gun in the West. The cowboy took a place next to the old-timer, bought him a drink and told him of his great ambition to be a great shot...

‘Could you give me some tips?' he asked.

The old man said, 'Well, for one thing, you're wearing your gun too high - tie the holster a little lower down on your leg.'

'Will that make me a better gunfighter?'

'Sure will '

The young man did as he was told, stood up, whipped out his .44 and shot the bow tie off the piano player. 'That's terrific!' said the cowboy. 'Got any more tips?'

'Yep,' said the old man. 'Cut a notch out of your holster where the hammer hits it - that’ll give you a smoother draw'

'Will that make me a better gunfighter?' asked the young man.

'You bet it will,' said the old-timer.

The young man took out his knife, cut the notch, stood up, drew his gun in a blur, and then shot a cufflink off the piano player. 'Wow!' exclaimed the cowboy 'I'm learnin' somethin' here. Got any more tips?'

The old man pointed to a large can in a corner of the saloon. 'See that axle grease over there? Coat your gun with it.'

The young man smeared some of the grease on the barrel of his gun.

'No,' said the old-timer, 'I mean smear it all over the gun, handle and all.'

'Will that make me a better gunfighter?' asked the young man.

'No,' said the old-timer, 'but when Wyatt Earp gets done playing the piano, he's gonna shove that gun up your ass, and it won't hurt as much.

                                  ;D   Cy...


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Smitty on May 28, 2012, 01:13:13 PM
It’s a day to remember the soldiers whose crimson blood changed the color of the tide at Omaha Beach, the airmen whose final moments were in a burning plane over Nazi-occupied France, the sailors who are still entombed by a saltwater grave in a harbor called Pearl, and the Marines who never made it home from islands named Guadalcanal, Iwo Jima, Peleliu, and Tarawa. It’s when we resolve to never forget the spelling of places like Khe Sahn, Chosin, Fallujah, and Kandahar. Today is not just the beginning of summer. It’s not Independence Day, Flag Day, Armed Forces Day, or even Veterans’ Day. Today is more sacred….because it’s not about the living.
We should never forget those whose last breath included a realization that they would never again go camping with their families, hunt deer in a river bottom, or remove their hat at a rodeo. Today, imagine what it was like to know that you are about to die in another country, thousands of miles from your home and family. This is Memorial Day…..and we should never forget.


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: catfish369 on May 28, 2012, 01:27:25 PM
It’s a day to remember the soldiers whose crimson blood changed the color of the tide at Omaha Beach, the airmen whose final moments were in a burning plane over Nazi-occupied France, the sailors who are still entombed by a saltwater grave in a harbor called Pearl, and the Marines who never made it home from islands named Guadalcanal, Iwo Jima, Peleliu, and Tarawa. It’s when we resolve to never forget the spelling of places like Khe Sahn, Chosin, Fallujah, and Kandahar. Today is not just the beginning of summer. It’s not Independence Day, Flag Day, Armed Forces Day, or even Veterans’ Day. Today is more sacred….because it’s not about the living.
We should never forget those whose last breath included a realization that they would never again go camping with their families, hunt deer in a river bottom, or remove their hat at a rodeo. Today, imagine what it was like to know that you are about to die in another country, thousands of miles from your home and family. This is Memorial Day…..and we should never forget.
Very well said! Thankyou


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Smitty on May 29, 2012, 11:18:58 PM
*Democratic National Convention Schedule*****

*4:00 PM – Opening Flag Burning Ceremony
4:05 PM – Singing of "God Damn America " led by Rev. Jeremiah Wright
4:10 PM – Pledge of Allegiance to Obama
... 4:15 PM – Ceremonial 'I hate America ' led by Michelle Obama
4:30 PM – Tips on Dodging Sniper Fire – Hillary Clinton
4:45 PM –Al Sharpton Leads Castrati Choir in Singing "Great Balls of Fire"
5:00 PM – UFO Abduction Survival – Joe Biden
5:30 PM – Eliot Spitzer Speaks on "Family Values" via Satellite
5:45 PM – Tribute to All 57 States
6:00 PM – Joe Biden Delivers 100,000-Word Speech Featuring 23-Minute Question and 2-Hour Answer
8:30 PM – Airing of Grievances by the Clintons
9:00 PM – Bill Clinton Delivers Rousing Endorsement of Obama Girl
9:15 PM – Tribute Film to Freedom Fighters at Gitmo – Michael Moore
9:45 PM – Personal Finance Seminar - Charlie Rangle
10:00 PM – Denunciation of Bitter Gun Owners
10:30 PM – Ceremonial Waving of White Flag for IRAQ , & Afghanistan
11:00 PM – Obama Energy Plan Symposium /Tire Gauge Demonstration
11:15 PM – Free Gov. Blagowitcz rally
11:30 PM – Obama Accepts Tony and Latin Grammy Awards
11:45 PM – Feeding of the Delegates with 5 Loaves and 2 Fish – Obama Presiding
12:00 AM – Official Nomination of Obama by Bill Maher
12:01 AM – Obama Accepts Nomination as Lord and Savior
12:05 AM – Celestial Choirs Sing
3:00 AM – Biden Delivers Acceptance Speech*****
*OPTION**: Closing with a Declaration of War on the rich To be decided just before the Convention* ****


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Smitty on June 01, 2012, 09:48:39 AM
I thought this was interesting:

Only in America---Top Ten

1) Only in America could politicians talk about the greed of the rich at a $35,000 a plate campaign fund raising event.
...
2) Only in America could people claim that the government still discriminates against black Americans when we have a black President, a black Attorney General, and roughly 18% of the federal workforce is black. 12% of the population is black.

3) Only in America could we have had the two people most responsible for our tax code, Timothy Geithner, the head of the Treasury Department and Charles Rangel who once ran the Ways and Means Committee, BOTH turn out to be tax cheats who are in favor of higher taxes.

4) Only in America can we have terrorists kill people in the name of Allah and have the media primarily react by fretting that Muslims might be harmed by the backlash.

5) Only in America would we make people who want to legally become American citizens wait for years in their home countries and pay tens of thousands of dollars for the privilege while we discuss letting anyone who sneaks into the country illegally just become American citizens.

6) Only in America could the people who believe in balancing the budget and sticking by the country's Constitution be thought of as "extremists."

7) Only in America could you need to present a driver's license to cash a check or buy alcohol, but not to vote.

8) Only in America could people demand the government investigate whether oil companies are gouging the public because the price of gas went up when the return on equity invested in a major U.S. oil company (Marathon Oil) is less than half of a company making tennis shoes (Nike).

9) Only in America could the government collect more tax dollars from the people than any nation in recorded history, still spend a trillion dollars more than it has per year for total spending of $7 million PER MINUTE, and complain that it doesn't have nearly enough money.

10) Only in America could the rich people who pay 86% of all income taxes be accused of not paying their "fair share" by people who don't pay any income taxes at all.
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11) Only in America could the General Accounting Office project an economic implosion in 2027, and have the people continue to re-elect the perpetrators of the fraud that is reducing them to slaves.(Note: Respected private sector analysts project implosion as early as 2013-2014).

12) Only in America could untold thousands of people be found rushing to board a sinking ship.

13) Only in America could the people who represent the moral and economic backbone of the culture be targeted as enemies.

Hint: If #13 applies to you, and you haven't realized you are the enemy of the state. It is way past time to pay attention.


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Smitty on June 01, 2012, 10:53:28 AM
 


A puppet, a black guy, an illegal alien, a Muslim and a Communist walk into a bar.

Bartender asks ....

 "What'll it be, Mr. President?"

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Smitty on June 17, 2012, 11:03:12 AM
Exercise for people over 50

Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side.
With a 5-lb potato bag in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can. Try to reach a full minute, and then relax.
Each day you'll find that you can hold this position for just a bit longer. After a couple of weeks, move up to 10-lb potato bags.
Then try 50-lb potato bags and then eventually try to get to where you can lift a 100-lb potato bag in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute. (I'm at this level.)

After you feel confident at that level, put a potato in each bag.


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Smitty on June 17, 2012, 04:46:46 PM
Happy Daddy Day to me...... ;D ;D ;D

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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Leftcoaster on June 19, 2012, 09:54:04 AM
Smitty, my son would say the you are definitely ready for the zombie apocalypse.


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Smitty on June 19, 2012, 09:55:52 AM
If it goes down, all the neighbors come to my house..... ;D ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Dr PennyStock on June 19, 2012, 11:42:13 AM
;D ;D ;D Oh my gosh, those guns are all yours? ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Smitty on June 19, 2012, 12:06:57 PM
;D ;D ;D Oh my gosh, those guns are all yours? ;D

 ;D ;D ;D I wish, Doc, not mine, I have a similar collection, but not all those in this picture. I do have a .45 Tommy Gun with the drum and sticks, I'm real proud of, not one of the new cheap ones, but an older original version. Makes me feel all gangsta.... ;D :D ;D



Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Leftcoaster on June 19, 2012, 01:31:38 PM
I've seen what's left of the car after they got Bonnie and Clyde. It was on display in a casino somewhere along I-80 just inside Nevada. Those old Tommy guns left BIG holes in whatever they hit.


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Smitty on July 06, 2012, 10:47:32 AM
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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Smitty on July 12, 2012, 10:48:44 AM
I love Johnny Cash..... ;D :D ;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jN42FQiB6Yo&feature=share (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jN42FQiB6Yo&feature=share)


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: RufRTurbo22 on July 12, 2012, 11:08:57 AM
Smitty! Look what that butt-hole is doing!

http://www.examiner.com/article/obama-expected-to-sign-global-gun-control-treaty


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Smitty on July 12, 2012, 11:21:08 AM
Smitty! Look what that butt-hole is doing!

http://www.examiner.com/article/obama-expected-to-sign-global-gun-control-treaty

Yeah. I've been watching Obummer....bastard.... >:(


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: justonian on July 12, 2012, 01:27:04 PM
He did the same thing with SOPA.  After it cratered here, he signed a bill with the global leaders to implement it.  Kinda sucks, I'm tired of presidents (Bush did this type of stuff too, and many before him) that offload legislation to be voted on by foreigners.  We got our own piece of crap senators and congressmen that are perfectly capable of passing garbage all on their own, don't need foreigners to help us pass stuff that our own representatives wouldn't pass.


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: bluebird on July 23, 2012, 07:22:53 PM
SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows.
You give one to your neighbor.

COMMUNISM

You have 2 cows
The State takes both and gives you some milk.

FASCISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and sells you some milk

BUREAUCRATISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other and then throws the milk away.

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have two cows
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.

VENTURE CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters
of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a
debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all
four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows.
The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to
a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who
sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company.
The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has died.

A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike, organize a riot, and block the roads, because you
want three cows.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows, but you don’t know where they are.
You decide to have lunch.

A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5,000 cows. None of them belong to you.
You charge the owners for storing them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim that you have full employment and high bovine productivity.
You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You worship them.

A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Both are mad.

AN IRAQI CORPORATION
Everyone thinks you have lots of cows.
You tell them that you have none.
Nobody believes you, so they bomb the H--l out of you and invade your country.
You still have no cows but at least you are now a Democracy.

AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Business seems pretty good.
You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.

A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION
You have two cows.
The one on the left looks very attractive.

A GREEK CORPORATION
You have two cows borrowed from French and German banks.
You eat both of them.
The banks call to collect their milk, but you cannot deliver so you
call the IMF.
The IMF loans you two cows.
You eat both of them.
The banks and the IMF call to collect their cows/milk.
You are out getting a haircut.


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: justonian on July 23, 2012, 09:38:14 PM
Epic post bluebird lol! 


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: metacom on July 23, 2012, 10:13:12 PM
love the post bluebird lmao ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Smitty on July 24, 2012, 09:32:57 AM
The folks who are getting free stuff don't like the folks who are paying for the free stuff, because the folks who are paying for the free stuff can no longer afford to pay for both the free stuff and their own stuff.

And, the folks who are paying for the free stuff want the free stuff to stop.

But the folks who are getting the free stuff want even more free stuff on top of the free stuff they are already getting!
...
Now... the people who are forcing the people who pay for the free stuff have told the people who are RECEIVING the free stuff that the people who are PAYING for the free stuff are being mean, prejudiced, and racist.

So... the people who are GETTING the free stuff have been convinced they need to hate the people who are paying for the free stuff by the people who are forcing some people to pay for their free stuff and giving them the free stuff in the first place.

We have let the free stuff giving go on for so long that there are now more people getting free stuff than paying for the free stuff.

Now understand this. All great democracies have committed financial suicide somewhere between 200 and 250 years after being founded. The reason?

The people figured out they could get themselves free stuff by electing people who promised to give them free stuff in exchange for electing them.

The United States officially became a Republic in 1776, 236 years ago.
The number of people now getting free stuff out numbers the people paying for the free stuff.

Do you hear that loud rumble, roar and crashing??
Just for the Record that isnt Thunder!

Dont know who wrote this and dont consider it Political per se, just funny, no "Political" responses please, just enjoy!


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: surfdodger on July 24, 2012, 12:14:34 PM
"The number of people now getting free stuff out numbers the people paying for the free stuff."

Now that's the funny part. Trying to suggest 17% > 83%... lol.

(Not a political response - just a math response. I guess the sky can stay up for a little while longer.)


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: cyburfer on July 30, 2012, 01:24:45 AM
Smitty! Look what that butt-hole is doing!

http://www.examiner.com/article/obama-expected-to-sign-global-gun-control-treaty

Yeah. I've been watching Obummer....bastard.... >:(
Dear friends,    There are less than 4 months until election day when the people will decide who will be the next President of the United States .
 
The person elected will  be the president of all Americans, not just the Democrats or the Republicans. It’s time that we all need to come together,  Democrats and Republicans alike, in a bi-partisan effort for America :     
 
If you will support Mitt Romney, please drive with your headlights ON during the day.   
 
If you support Barack Obama, please drive with your headlights OFF at night.   
 
Together, we can make it happen. Thank you!   ;)



Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: cyburfer on August 01, 2012, 12:10:24 PM
Although it seems that Romney ain't exactly the Diamond shining in the goats ass himself..  This election is gonna be as screwed as the last one. Lesser of 2 evils ?  On a personal note , I really want to keep my guns..   :-\   Cy...


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: justonian on August 01, 2012, 06:21:30 PM
I hear that cy.  They certainly talk like their principles are from 2 totally different planets, but their record shows almost the exact same on multiple issues.  A few discrepencies, but not much.


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Leftcoaster on August 01, 2012, 08:50:01 PM
No one wants to take your guns, cy. That's a mythical talking point without anything to back it up. Although, after the Aurora, CO incident, there is renewed talk about reasonable limits on the kinds of weapons protected by the Bill of Rights.


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Vegas on August 02, 2012, 01:01:27 AM
No one wants to take your guns, cy. That's a mythical talking point without anything to back it up. Although, after the Aurora, CO incident, there is renewed talk about reasonable limits on the kinds of weapons protected by the Bill of Rights.

I don't have the ambition or I would give you about 100 referenced and cited legislation acts to argue against that...


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Vegas on August 02, 2012, 01:05:32 AM
I hear that cy.  They certainly talk like their principles are from 2 totally different planets, but their record shows almost the exact same on multiple issues.  A few discrepencies, but not much.

They both get their orders from the same puppet-masters... No one can possibly think Bush or Obama had the intelligence required to tie their shoes let alone run the largest corporate entity in the world... They are like Vanna White, they just turn the letters...


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Smitty on August 02, 2012, 09:23:49 AM
No one wants to take your guns, cy. That's a mythical talking point without anything to back it up. Although, after the Aurora, CO incident, there is renewed talk about reasonable limits on the kinds of weapons protected by the Bill of Rights.

Lean up close to your monitor, and let an old man slap the shit out of you.... ;D...it starts that way, then the next one is easier, and so on....till you have nothing....historically, it would be the beginning of the end...


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Leftcoaster on August 02, 2012, 09:35:53 AM
No, no slapping the shit out of anyone.. :-) What makes this country great is that we can have this discussion in the first place. The biggest restriction ever placed on gun ownership was the Brady Law requiring background check - executed under Raegan. I'm not convinced the founding Fathers intended to endow the right for the general population to own a full arsenal of automatic weapons - at the time the Bill of Rights was written, the most powerful weapon available was a musket.


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Smitty on August 02, 2012, 09:37:55 AM
 ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: softballdaddy on September 13, 2012, 06:43:19 PM
No one wants to take your guns, cy. That's a mythical talking point without anything to back it up. Although, after the Aurora, CO incident, there is renewed talk about reasonable limits on the kinds of weapons protected by the Bill of Rights.

Lean up close to your monitor, and let an old man slap the shit out of you.... ;D...it starts that way, then the next one is easier, and so on....till you have nothing....historically, it would be the beginning of the end...

Smitty, when I was a kid anyone that wished could have bought a 20MM antitank rifle for 89.95 and for another 89.95 one could buy 100 20MM cannon rounds, as advertised in my Outdoor Life.. All by mail. We can no longer do that, and don't think that was a bad thing.


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: cyburfer on September 13, 2012, 07:36:45 PM
You won't catch the Government shorting itself of keeping their "Guns" loaded and at ready.. even to the tune of another $100 million bailout..
USU stands to gain from it and perhaps quickly...
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Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Smitty on October 15, 2012, 11:52:45 AM
When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 Beers.

A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.

The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.
...
The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full.. The students responded with a unanimous 'yes.'

The professor then produced two Beers from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar effectively filling the empty space between the sand.The students laughed..

'Now,' said the professor as the laughter subsided, 'I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life. The golf balls are the important things---your family, your children, your health, your friends and your favorite passions---and if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full. The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house and your car.. The sand is everything else---the small stuff.

'If you put the sand into the jar first,' he continued, 'there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life.

If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff you will never have room for the things that are important to you.

Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness.

Spend time with your children. Spend time with your parents. Visit with grandparents. Take your spouse out to dinner. Play another 18. There will always be time to clean the house and mow the lawn.

Take care of the golf balls first---the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand.

One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the Beer represented. The professor smiled and said, 'I'm glad you asked.' The Beer just shows you that no matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for a couple of Beers with a friend.



Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: wildduece2 on October 15, 2012, 12:02:53 PM
Sure wish I had read this when i was 25 (young, dumb, and stupid), paid attention to those wise words, and not had to figure all of it out the hard way.


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: cyburfer on October 15, 2012, 12:29:25 PM
Great one Smitty.. I do remember that one and am now inspired to get a Beer out of the fridge   8)   Cy...


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Dr PennyStock on October 19, 2012, 01:35:53 PM
Great one Smitty, wise words.


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Smitty on October 24, 2012, 09:15:49 AM
Moose hunting

Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally, they came up with a foolproof plan. They got a very authentic female moose costume and learned the mating call of a female moose. The plan was to hide in the costume, lure the bull, then come out of the costume and shoot the bull. They set themselves up on the edge of a clearing, donned their costume and began to give the moose love call. Before long, their call was answered as a bull came crashing out of the forest and into the clearing. When the bull was close enough, the guy in front said, "Okay, let's get out and get him." After a moment that seemed like an eternity, the guy in the back shouted, "The zipper is stuck! What are we going to do?" The guy in the front says, "Well, I'm going to start nibbling grass, but you'd better brace yourself."


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Smitty on October 24, 2012, 09:35:01 AM
Subject:  I LOVE THIS DOCTOR.  MY KIND OF GUY!!!!!


Q: Doctor,  I've heard that  cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Your  heart is only good for so many  beats, and that's it...  don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out  eventually.  Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend  the life of your car by driving it faster.  Want to live longer?  Take a  nap. 

Q: Should  I cut  down on meat and  eat more fruits and  vegetables?
A: You  must grasp  logistical efficiencies.  What does a cow eat?   Hay and corn.   And what are these?  Vegetables.  So a steak  is nothing more  than an efficient mechanism of  delivering vegetables to your  system.   Need grain?   Eat  chicken.   Beef is also a good source  of field grass  (green leafy vegetable).   And a pork chop can  give you  100% of your recommended daily allowance of  vegetable  products.

Q: Should  I reduce my  alcohol intake? 
A:  No,  not at all.  Wine is made from  fruit.  Brandy is  distilled wine,  that means they take the water out of  the fruity bit so you  get even more of the goodness that  way.   Beer is also made out  of grain.  Bottoms   up!

Q: How  can I calculate my body/fat   ratio?
A: Well,  if you have a body and you have  fat, your ratio is one  to one.  If you have two bodies, your  ratio is two to  one, etc.

Q: What  are some of  the advantages of participating in a regular  exercise  program?
A: Can't  think of a single one, sorry.  My  philosophy is: No  Pain...Good!
Q:  Aren't  fried  foods bad for you?
A:  YOU'RE  NOT  LISTENING!!! .....  Foods are fried these days in  vegetable oil.  In fact,  they're permeated in it.  How could  getting more  vegetables be bad for  you? 

Q:  Will  sit-ups  help prevent me from getting a little soft  around  the middle?
A: Definitely  not! When  you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You  should only be  doing sit-ups if you want a bigger   stomach. 

Q:  Is   chocolate bad for me? 
A:  Are   you crazy? HELLO   Cocoa  beans ! Another vegetable!!! It's the best feel-good   food around!

Q:  Is   swimming good for your figure? 
A:  If   swimming is good for  your figure,   explain whales to  me.

Q:  Is getting   in-shape important for my   lifestyle? 
A:  Hey!  'Round' is  a shape! 

Well,   I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may   have had about  food   and diets.

And  remember:
'Life should  NOT  be a journey to the grave with the intention of  arriving  safely in an attractive and well preserved  body, but rather  to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one  hand - chocolate in  the other - body thoroughly used up,  totally worn out and   screaming 'WOO  HOO, What a  Ride'
   
AND.....

For  those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final  word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the  truth after all those conflicting nutritional  studies. 

1. The Japanese eat  very little fat
and suffer  fewer heart attacks than  Americans.

2. The Mexicans  eat a lot of  fat
and suffer fewer heart attacks than  Americans.

3. The Chinese  drink very little  red wine
and  suffer fewer heart attacks than  Americans.

4. The  Italians drink a lot of red  wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than  Americans. 

5. The Germans  drink a lot of beers and eat lots of  sausages and fats  and suffer fewer heart attacks than   Americans.

CONCLUSION

Eat  and drink what you like.
Speaking  English is apparently what kills  you.
 
 
 
 


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: NeHuskerz on October 16, 2013, 10:29:25 AM
Best Craigslist ad ever...

http://enid.craigslist.org/cto/4119280944.html%3C/div%3E


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Smitty on October 17, 2013, 04:32:30 PM
 

A judge was interviewing a lady regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are the grounds for your divorce?”

She replied, “About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by.”

“No,” he said, “I mean what is the foundation of this case?”

“It is made of concrete, brick and mortar,” she responded.

“I mean,” he continued, “What are your relations like?”

“I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband’s parents.”

He said, “Do you have a real grudge?”

“No,” she replied, “We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one.”

“Please,” he tried again, “is there any infidelity in your marriage?”

“Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don’t necessarily like the music, but the answer to your question is ‘yes’.”

“Ma’am, does your husband ever beat you up?”

“Yes,” she responded, “about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do.”

Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, “Lady, why do you want a divorce?”

“Oh, I don’t want a divorce,” she replied. “I’ve never wanted a divorce. My husband does. He said he can’t communicate with me.”



Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Mr. Halsey on October 22, 2013, 12:08:46 PM
Pour me a stiff one bar keep.
$SSN is giving me grief.


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: justonian on November 06, 2013, 01:59:54 PM
Just wanted to stop in at the bar and say hi.  Haven't been on in ages, sold out of all of my positions, and got a place near the beach here in NC.  Cheers!

On a stock related topic, just enrolled in 401k with my employer (benefit matching starts for me first of the year 2014).  Been way out of the loop, but the market seems super high.  Think it's smart just to have it go to cash (in my case 100% MARKET TREASURY FUND) until it corrects?


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: justonian on November 06, 2013, 02:43:51 PM
Smitty still got the jokes running.  I got a short 1 for ya.

Neil Patrick Harris isn't gay.  He just ran out of women. 


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Smitty on November 06, 2013, 03:56:44 PM
Waaaaaaay too damn funny not ot share again!!!!!!!  ;D :D :D ;D

Notes From An Inexperienced Chili Taster Named FRANK, who was visiting
Texas from the East Coast:
 
Recently I was honored to be selected as an outstanding Famous celebrity in
Texas, to be a judge at a chili cook-off, because no one else wanted to do
it. Also the original person called in sick at the last moment, and happened
to be standing there at the judge's table asking directions to the beer
wagon when the call came. I was assured by the other two judges (Native
Texans) that the chili wouldn't be all that spicy, and besides they told me
I could have free beer during the tasting, so I accepted.
 
Here are the scorecards from the event:
 
Chili # 1: Mike's Maniac Mobster Monster Chili
JUDGE ONE: A little too heavy on tomato. Amusing kick.
JUDGE TWO: Nice, smooth tomato flavor. Very mild.
FRANK: Holy shit, what the hell is this stuff? You could remove dried paint
from your driveway with it. Took me two beers to put the flames out. Hope
that's the worst one. These Texans are crazy.
 
Chili # 2: Arthur's Afterburner Chili
JUDGE ONE: Smoky, with a hint of pork. Slight Jalapeno tang.
JUDGE TWO: Exciting BBQ flavor, needs more peppers to be taken seriously.
FRANK: Keep this out of reach of children! I'm not sure what I am supposed
to taste besides pain. I had to wave off two people who wanted to give me
the Heimlich maneuver. They had to walkie-talkie in 3 extra beers when they
saw the look on my face.
 
Chili # 3: Fred's Famous Burn Down the Barn Chili
JUDGE ONE: Excellent firehouse chili! Great kick. Needs more beans.
JUDGE TWO: A beanless chili, a bit salty, good use of red peppers.
FRANK: Call the EPA, I've located a uranium spill. My nose feels like I
have been snorting Drano. Everyone knows the routine by now. Barmaid
pounded me on the back; now my backbone is in the Front part of my chest.
I'm getting shit-faced.
 
Chili # 4: Bubba's Black Magic
JUDGE ONE: Black bean chili with almost no spice. Disappointing.
JUDGE TWO: Hint of lime in the black beans. Good side dish for fish or other
mild foods, not much of a chili.
FRANK: I felt something scraping across my tongue, but was unable to taste
it. Sally, the bar maid, was standing behind me with fresh refills;
that 300lb. bitch is starting to look HOT, just like this nuclear-waste I'm
eating.
 
Chili # 5: Linda's Legal Lip Remover
JUDGE ONE: Meaty, strong chili. Cayenne peppers freshly ground, adding
considerable kick. Very impressive.
JUDGE TWO: Chili using shredded beef; could use more tomato. Must admit
the cayenne peppers make a strong statement.
FRANK: My ears are ringing, and I can no longer focus my eyes. I farted and
four people behind me needed paramedics. The contestant seemed offended when
I told her that her chili had given me brain damage. Sally saved my tongue
from bleeding by pouring beer directly on it from a pitcher. It really
pisses me off that the other judges asked me to stop screaming. Fuck those
rednecks!
 
Chili # 6: Vera's Very Vegetarian Variety
JUDGE ONE: Thin yet bold vegetarian variety chili. Good balance of spice
and peppers.
JUDGE TWO: The best yet. Aggressive use of peppers, onions, and garlic.
Superb.
FRANK: My intestines are now a straight pipe filled with gaseous, sulfuric
flames. No one seems inclined to stand behind me except that slut Sally. I
need to wipe my ass with a snow cone!
 
Chili # 7: Susan's Screaming Sensation Chili
JUDGE ONE: A mediocre chili with too much reliance on canned peppers.
JUDGE TWO: Ho Hum, tastes as if the chef literally threw in a can of chili
peppers at the last moment. I should note that I am worried about Judge
Number 3. He appears to be in a bit of distress as he is cursing
uncontrollably.
FRANK: You could put a fucking grenade in my mouth, pull the fucking pin,
and I wouldn't feel a damn thing. I've lost the sight in one eye, and the
world sounds like it is made of rushing water. My shirt is covered with
chili which slid unnoticed out of my fucking mouth. My pants are full of
lava-like shit to match my goddamn shirt. At least during the autopsy
they'll know what killed me. I've decided to stop breathing, it's too
painful. Fuck it, I'm not getting any oxygen anyway. If I need air, I'll
just suck it in through the fucking 4-inch hole in my stomach.
 
Chili # 8: Helen's Mount Saint Chili
JUDGE ONE: A perfect ending, this is a nice blend chili, safe for all, not
too bold but spicy enough to declare its existence.
JUDGE TWO: This final entry is a good, balanced chili, neither mild nor hot.
Sorry to see that most of it was lost when Judge Number 3 passed out, fell
and pulled the chili pot on top of himself. Not sure if he's going to make
it. Poor Yank.
FRANK: --------------(editor's note: Judge #3 was unable to report)


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Dr PennyStock on November 07, 2013, 11:27:19 AM
;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Dr PennyStock on November 07, 2013, 11:28:02 AM
Just wanted to stop in at the bar and say hi.  Haven't been on in ages, sold out of all of my positions, and got a place near the beach here in NC.  Cheers!

On a stock related topic, just enrolled in 401k with my employer (benefit matching starts for me first of the year 2014).  Been way out of the loop, but the market seems super high.  Think it's smart just to have it go to cash (in my case 100% MARKET TREASURY FUND) until it corrects?

Hi Justonian,

Glad to see you here ;D

Cheers


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: justonian on November 07, 2013, 02:04:43 PM
Thanks Doc, great to be back.  Looking forward to jumping back into trading once I get some free moneys to play with.  Think I'll do paper trading just to knock the rust off.  Rustier than Smitty's knees  :D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Dr PennyStock on November 07, 2013, 02:49:36 PM
Thanks Doc, great to be back.  Looking forward to jumping back into trading once I get some free moneys to play with.  Think I'll do paper trading just to knock the rust off.  Rustier than Smitty's knees  :D

Well, it's exactly what we are doing today, paper trading, with the damn otc market suspended until now.

Hey, a little more respect for Smitty, he is a very wise man, a guy that survived 7 marriages, deserves respect ;D ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: justonian on November 07, 2013, 03:17:07 PM
7 marriages?  He deserves a medal and Hefner's twins for surviving that.


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Smitty on November 07, 2013, 03:26:21 PM
Thanks Doc, great to be back.  Looking forward to jumping back into trading once I get some free moneys to play with.  Think I'll do paper trading just to knock the rust off.  Rustier than Smitty's knees  :D

Well, it's exactly what we are doing today, paper trading, with the damn otc market suspended until now.

Hey, a little more respect for Smitty, he is a very wise man, a guy that survived 7 marriages, deserves respect ;D ;D

AND, still kick'in, gamblin', and getting laid regularly!!!!! ;D :D ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Dr PennyStock on November 07, 2013, 04:09:18 PM
Thanks Doc, great to be back.  Looking forward to jumping back into trading once I get some free moneys to play with.  Think I'll do paper trading just to knock the rust off.  Rustier than Smitty's knees  :D

Well, it's exactly what we are doing today, paper trading, with the damn otc market suspended until now.

Hey, a little more respect for Smitty, he is a very wise man, a guy that survived 7 marriages, deserves respect ;D ;D

AND, still kick'in, gamblin', and getting laid regularly!!!!! ;D :D ;D

Well, getting laid is one thing, now the rest.... is another thing ;D ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: justonian on November 07, 2013, 04:12:31 PM
Thanks Doc, great to be back.  Looking forward to jumping back into trading once I get some free moneys to play with.  Think I'll do paper trading just to knock the rust off.  Rustier than Smitty's knees  :D

Well, it's exactly what we are doing today, paper trading, with the damn otc market suspended until now.

Hey, a little more respect for Smitty, he is a very wise man, a guy that survived 7 marriages, deserves respect ;D ;D

AND, still kick'in, gamblin', and getting laid regularly!!!!! ;D :D ;D

Right ON.  I got back from Atlantic City a few weeks ago.  On the way to my car to go home after getting my backside handed to me all weekend, dropped 10 dollars in a $3 slot and walked out with $800 bucks :D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: La19 on November 14, 2013, 07:44:33 AM
GM, do you guys serve breakfast of champions ? Jack on the rocks please!

Doc love he board, nice n chilled!


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Dr PennyStock on November 14, 2013, 10:24:06 AM
GM, do you guys serve breakfast of champions ? Jack on the rocks please!

Doc love he board, nice n chilled!

GM, welcome aboard ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Smitty on March 25, 2014, 01:18:48 PM
An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter:

"Want coffee."

...The waiter says, "Sure, Chief. Coming right up."

He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee.
The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere and then just walks out.

The next morning the Indian returns.
He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling another male buffalo with the other.

He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter:

"Want coffee."

The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?"

The Indian smiles and proudly says,

"Training for a position in United States Senate. Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day."



Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: 10yearplan on June 24, 2014, 10:42:56 AM
Oops, another stuckholder, as someone commented ; happened to the best of us at least one time  :)
http://www.cbc.ca/newsblogs/yourcommunity/2014/06/exchange-student-gets-stuck-inside-giant-german-vagina-sculpture-becomes-internet-famous.html


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: 10yearplan on September 23, 2014, 01:47:30 PM
http://vimeo.com/61275290


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Smitty on September 25, 2014, 09:55:24 AM
A Mexican, an Arab, and a TEXAS GIRL are in the same bar.

When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In Mexico, our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice.'

The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks non-alcohol beer (cuz he's a muslim!), throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces.

He says, 'In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either.'

The Texas girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab.

Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says, ‘In TEXAS, we have so many illegal aliens that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.'

God Bless TEXAS!


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Mr. Halsey on January 08, 2015, 10:51:37 AM
happy new year fellas
 ;D


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Dr PennyStock on January 08, 2015, 01:05:56 PM
happy new year fellas
 ;D

Thank you very much. Happy New Year for you too.

Hope all our wishes come true in 2015.


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Smitty on May 15, 2015, 06:51:28 PM
One day, a very gentle Texas lady was driving across a high bridge in Austin. As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man fixing’ to jump.
(fixin’ in Texas means: has the means or abilities to take action).
She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said, “Please don’t jump, think of your dear mother and father.”
He replied. “My mom and dad are both dead; I’m going to jump."
She said. “Well, think of your sweet wife and precious children.”
He replied, “I’m not married and I don’t have any kids.”
She said, “Well, then you just remember the Alamo.”
He replied,” What’s the Alamo?”
She replied “Well. bless your heart! You just go ahead and jump…. you little Yankee Bastard. You’re holding up traffic.


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Dr PennyStock on May 16, 2015, 07:23:38 AM
;D still exist this rivality between the North and South on the USA?


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: RufRTurbo22 on May 18, 2015, 10:41:36 AM
LOLOL. So true.


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Smitty on May 18, 2015, 11:04:16 AM
;D still exist this rivality between the North and South on the USA?

In a funny way.... :D ;D :D
(https://thewiddershins2.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/me-and-my-brother.jpg)


... A good old Alabama boy won a bass boat in a raffle drawing.

He brought it home and his wife looks at him and says,

"What you gonna do with that?! There ain't no water deep enough to float a boat within 100 miles of here."

He says, "I won it and I'm a-gonna keep it."

His brother came over to visit several days later. He sees
the wife and asks where his brother is.

She says, "He's out there in his bass boat", pointing to the field behind the house.

The brother heads out behind the house and sees his brother in the middle of a big field sitting in a bass boat with a fishing rod in his hand .

He yells out to him, "What are you doin'?"

His brother replies, "I'm fishin'. What does it look like I'm a doin'?"

His brother yells, "It's people like you that give people from Alabama a bad name, makin' everybody think we're stupid. If
I could swim, I'd come out there and whip your ass!"







Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Smitty on June 22, 2015, 02:04:32 PM
An Irish Priest is Transferred to Iola, Texas
He rose from his bed one morning. It was a fine spring day in his new
West Texas mission parish.
He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the
Beautiful day outside.
He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his Front lawn.
He promptly called the local police station. The conversation went like This:
"Good morning. This is Sergeant Jones. How might I help you?"
"And the best of the day to yourself. This is Father O'Malley at St.
Ann’s Catholic Church.
There's a jackass lying dead in me front lawn and would ye be so kind as
To send a couple o' yer lads to take care of the matter."
Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit and recognizing the
Accent, thought he would have a little fun with the good father, replied,
"Well now Father, it was always my impression that you people took
care Of the last rites!"
There was dead silence on the line for a long moment. Then, Father
O'Malley replied,
"Aye, 'tis certainly true; but we are also obliged to notify the next
of Kin first, which is the reason for me call."


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Mr. Halsey on November 04, 2016, 11:39:35 AM
Geez, slow now-a-days?


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Dr PennyStock on November 06, 2016, 03:34:35 PM
Geez, slow now-a-days?

How are you? Long time not seeing you here. Welcome.


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Mr. Halsey on November 07, 2016, 03:37:13 PM
Doing fine as wine.  Just stopped by the old stomping grounds to see the latest and greatest, but it seems things have slow down here?


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Dr PennyStock on November 08, 2016, 06:01:28 PM
Doing fine as wine.  Just stopped by the old stomping grounds to see the latest and greatest, but it seems things have slow down here?

A lot, but, with the time, it will be like a few years ago.


Title: Re: Official PENNYSTOCK Martini Bar & Grill
Post by: Smitty on June 12, 2017, 09:52:09 AM
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary.
His wife was REALLY pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that... goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.