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 on: December 10, 2017, 05:45:55 PM 
Started by Dr PennyStock - Last post by Dr PennyStock
Is the service still running? If so, can you send a link where to join?

Hi,

Yes, the service is still running. I just sent you a PM.

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 on: December 09, 2017, 09:47:12 AM 
Started by Dr PennyStock - Last post by eric1960
Is the service still running? If so, can you send a link where to join?

 3 
 on: November 29, 2017, 04:18:23 PM 
Started by Dr PennyStock - Last post by Smitty
Sometimes I drink a glass of water just to surprise my liver.   Grin Cheesy Grin

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 on: November 29, 2017, 02:43:30 PM 
Started by Dr PennyStock - Last post by Vitamix8173
Now that's funny.
Wish I was there for a few of those episodes

NOW I'M BANNED FROM WALMART Assholes! That's alright there are plenty here.
Ughh

I just received this letter in today's mail
11/27/2017

Dated 11/24/2017

Over the past few months you have caused quite a commotion in our store.. We cannot, tolerate this behavior anymore, and have been forced to ban you from the store. Complaints against you are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance
cameras.

1. Sept 3: You took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking.

2. Sept 10: You set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Sept 17: You made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the woman's restroom.

4. Oct 3: You went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.

5. Oct 4: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Oct 14: When a clerk asked if they could help you, you began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' EMTs were called.

7. Oct. 21: Looked right into the security camera in the fishing section and used it as a mirror while you picked your nose.

8. Oct. 29: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme.

9. Nov 2: You hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through you yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

10. Nov 3: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, you assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!!

11. Nov 4: You went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, and then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.' One of the clerks passed out!

12. Nov 13: Chased children through the store dressed as a clown with a bloody knife till one was hyper ventilating!

13. Nov 23: Had the entire store in a panic as you ran around the store with your shot gun in one hand and a frozen turkey in the other. Yelling at the top of your lungs... I DIDN'T MISS THAT DAMN OL TURKEY THIS YEAR!!!!!!

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 on: November 29, 2017, 01:57:51 PM 
Started by Dr PennyStock - Last post by Smitty
NOW I'M BANNED FROM WALMART Assholes! That's alright there are plenty here.
Ughh

I just received this letter in today's mail
11/27/2017

Dated 11/24/2017

Over the past few months you have caused quite a commotion in our store.. We cannot, tolerate this behavior anymore, and have been forced to ban you from the store. Complaints against you are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance
cameras.

1. Sept 3: You took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking.

2. Sept 10: You set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Sept 17: You made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the woman's restroom.

4. Oct 3: You went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.

5. Oct 4: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Oct 14: When a clerk asked if they could help you, you began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' EMTs were called.

7. Oct. 21: Looked right into the security camera in the fishing section and used it as a mirror while you picked your nose.

8. Oct. 29: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme.

9. Nov 2: You hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through you yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

10. Nov 3: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, you assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!!

11. Nov 4: You went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, and then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.' One of the clerks passed out!

12. Nov 13: Chased children through the store dressed as a clown with a bloody knife till one was hyper ventilating!

13. Nov 23: Had the entire store in a panic as you ran around the store with your shot gun in one hand and a frozen turkey in the other. Yelling at the top of your lungs... I DIDN'T MISS THAT DAMN OL TURKEY THIS YEAR!!!!!!

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