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 on: October 02, 2017, 10:47:08 AM 
Started by Dr PennyStock - Last post by Smitty
A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a frying pan.
"What was that for?" he asked.
"That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Mary Lou written on it," she replied.
"Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Mary Lou was the name of one of the horses I bet on," he explained.
"Oh honey, I'm sorry," she said. "I should have known there was a good explanation."
Three days later he was watching a ball game on TV when she walked up and hit him in the head again, this time with the iron skillet, which knocked him out cold. When he came to, he asked, "What was that for?"
"Your horse called."

 on: September 30, 2017, 06:22:14 AM 
Started by Dr PennyStock - Last post by Dr PennyStock
Any of you know if Rossi answered these questions? I just do not want to lose 1h15m of my life hearing a BSer. TIA

- How many shares are in the float right now? - Very important

- What is the name of the company that bought the $185k in debt?

- When exactly were the 10.4M shares issued to that company?

- At what price were issued the 10.4M shares? Very important

- When will be issued the other 25.6M shares? Very important

- At what price will be issued the other 25.6M shares? Very important

- How is the PP going? How much money did he already get? Crucial

 on: September 29, 2017, 09:35:49 AM 
Started by Dr PennyStock - Last post by Smitty
A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices a little boy next door in a little red wagon with a tiny ladders hung off the side and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The boy is wearing a fire fighter's helmet and has the wagon tied to a dog and a cat. The fire fighter walks over to take a closer look.

"That sure is a nice fire truck," the fire fighter says with admiration.

"Thanks," says the little boy.

As the fire fighter looks a little closer, he notices the boy has tied the wagon to the dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.

"Little partner," the fire fighter says, "I don't want to tell you how to run your fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster."

The little boy says, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren."

 on: September 28, 2017, 09:40:18 AM 
Started by Dr PennyStock - Last post by Smitty
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to time and robbing banks in Texas. Finally, a reward was offered for his capture, and an enterprising Texas Ranger decided to track him down. After a lengthy search, he traced the bandit to his favorite cantina, snuck up behind him, put his trusty six-shooter to the bandit's head, and said, "You're under arrest. Tell me where you hid the loot or I'll blow your brains out."But the bandit didn't speak English, and the Ranger didn't speak Spanish.Fortunately, a bilingual lawyer was in the saloon and translated the Ranger's message. The terrified bandit blurted out, in Spanish, that the loot was buried under the oak tree in back of the cantina."What did he say?" asked the Ranger.The lawyer answered, "He said 'Get lost, Gringo. You wouldn't dare shoot me!'"

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